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Jason Dufner wins the 2013 PGA Championship (photo w/wife) BUT MAYBE.....

Dufner's wife went for him why?

  • His looks...clearly

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Charisma and sense of humour

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • He's a golf pro with over $17,000,000 in winnings, stupid

    Votes: 10 66.7%
  • He has a big cock

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Liz, you're an asshole for even suggesting anything but true love

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Total voters
    15

The Lizard King

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I don't want to sound like an asshole here BUT MAYBE (Louis CK rip off) the best part of it will be the congratulatory hummer from his wife. Or is it the "thank you babe, I will enjoy helping you blow the $1.445 million you just won us" hummer.

So since I'm extremely jealous and I'm not sure whether it's because of his golf game, the cash, or the hot chick or all of the above, but was wondering what qualities were the tipping point for her to latch onto such a dashing, charismatic young lad.





ok.....I'm an asshole.
 

Jethro Bodine

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No your not an asshole.
As much as I'm sure all sorts of people will chime in with the old, "looks aren't everything" and "what really matters is he's a really nice guy" 99% of these guys (and by that I mean the non Tom Brady or Brad Pitt type athletes or celebs) wouldn't stand a chance if they weren't rich or famous.
Maybe as we get older we start to appreciate qualities other than looks but when people are young and this applies to both guys and gals, looks is the #1 criteria by far.
 

grusse

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the board is rife with doubters!!

some say it is NOT true love!

some ppl also said Hugh Hefner's wives were not madly in love with him.

some cynics doubted Anna Nicole Smith, said she married Methusaleh for his money!

some other cynics say pro wrestling is fixed!

lots of doubters on here,lol.
 

Jethro Bodine

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the board is rife with doubters!!

some say it is NOT true love!

some ppl also said Hugh Hefner's wives were not madly in love with him.

some cynics doubted Anna Nicole Smith, said she married Methusaleh for his money!

some other cynics say pro wrestling is fixed!

lots of doubters on here,lol.
Hey grusse,

I PM'd you some shocking info on Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. ;)

Cheers
 

Elmore

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Hmmm let's see. Seen it time and time again. We shall see if it's true love between hearts and not true love of his wallet. When he finally loses his eligibility card. Has to go to cue school and is paying out more money attending tourneys than winning money at tourneys. Happens to a lot of flash in the pan athletes.
It's Q school...unless you are suggesting he may give up golf for a pro snooker career.

Jason Dufner represents what I abhor about golf.

Some guys in the PGA and other pro tours won't really look out of place carrying the flag at the Olympics. Guys like Tiger, Dustin Johnson, Charl Schwartzel look like they could be a pro athlete in any number of sports.

But Dufner is just a tobacco chewing slob along the lines of that cigar smoking tool Jiminez.
 

storm rider

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It's Q scoolh(school actually)

Jason Dufner represents what I abhor about golf and am also jealous about.


But Dufner is just a tobacco chewing slob along the lines of that cigar smoking tool Jiminez.He is also a guy with a hot wife and who could beat the shit out of me on any golf course from the back tees with 6 clubs in the bag whilst I played from the ladies tees with 14 clubs in the bag.
Fixed that for you ;)

Why the hate BTW....Dufner played well and was spot on and he beat the field and has been in contention at a Major in the past.This time he held it togeather and won.Good for him and to be honest I would shag
his wife with no hesitation.

SR
 

overdone

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Hmmm let's see. Seen it time and time again. We shall see if it's true love between hearts and not true love of his wallet. When he finally loses his eligibility card. Has to go to cue school and is paying out more money attending tourneys than winning money at tourneys
he's exempt for the next 5 years in all majors, the players, gets membership to the PGA and European tour for 5 years and can play in the PGA Championship till he's dead

so I guess he's going to be at least tapping that ass for another 5 years :p

Plus there is no more Q school
 

Elmore

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I am watching the grand slam of golf (silly event in Hawaii for all the Major winners...though Paddy is there in place of FIGJAM) and still can't get over that guy Dufner and his hot wife.
Looks aside , this "athlete" is walking the course with a protruding bottom lip as his mouth is stuffed with a fistful of chewing tobacco.
To me, that's pretty much as gross as it gets...kissing an ashtray mouth - YUCK!
 
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