Jaime Lane

[James]

I took a drive down Jaime Lane a while back, but I should have stayed on the highway.

Her site photos show that she's a big girl. Uh, yup, all that and more. She is not a BBW, but she's certainly not built for speed either.

Reasonable proficiency on the CBJ, made some of the right noises during the main event, and took the pearls. Overall, the session was lame, next to no "chemistry" / "connection", whatever. I should have sent her on her way, but she was visiting me, so I didn't.

A post once read "if my tongue isn't halfway down your throat, it's you".

It must have been me, as there are decent reviews out there.

ROI? Marginal.

Repeat? Nope.

 

[athaire]

HIT PRINT!

... there is your shopping list

I've never been so disgusted, dissapointed, and disrespected ( due to lack of hygiene) by ANY perb member.

Lame is a good word for it...its hard to give good fair service with your nose plugged while you contemplate which drycleaners is closest on your way to work the next day so your suit can try to make a full recovery.

no excuse for it....NONE!

Ouch.........Why did you go through with it if it was soooo bad?

 

[who]

Jamie Lane is not a spinner, But a well proportioned fine looking woman
Built for speed? Guess it depends on who is driving
Chemistry and connection? It takes two to make that happen
As for tongues I usualy find mine very busy

 

[joebeets]

Scientific method

Athaire writes:
It must have been me, as there are decent reviews out there.

Scientific method here. If there are many good reviews from different sources, then your chances of a good time increase. But they are still chances. Statisticians talk about rogue polls where the results go against the expected outcome for no reason. It happens.

I've always had had a good time with Jaime Lane and it can't always be due to my stellar physique and massively average johnson.

If I was to get a session with one of the other extremely well reviewed Sp's here, I could be the 1 out of 1000 who has a bad time. Those are extremely good odds, but that's why they call it probability not certainty.

 

[athaire]

Athaire writes:
It must have been me, as there are decent reviews out there.

Scientific method here. If there are many good reviews from different sources, then your chances of a good time increase. But they are still chances. Statisticians talk about rogue polls where the results go against the expected outcome for no reason. It happens.

I've always had had a good time with Jaime Lane and it can't always be due to my stellar physique and massively average johnson.

If I was to get a session with one of the other extremely well reviewed Sp's here, I could be the 1 out of 1000 who has a bad time. Those are extremely good odds, but that's why they call it probability not certainty.

Quoted the wrong guy.....I've never seen Jaime........though have had pm's with her......

 

[joebeets]

D'oh, sorry to misquote

Jeez, if'd I read top of thread, I'd have figured it out.

What I meant to say was from Pulp Fiction:
MIA
Marsellus throwing Tony out of a
four-story window for giving me a
foot massage seemed reasonable?

VINCENT
No, it seemed excessive. But that
doesn't mean it didn't happen. I
heard Marsellus is very protective
of you.

MIA
A husband being protective of his
wife is one thing. A husband
almost killing another man for
touching his wife's feet is
something else.

VINCENT
But did it happen?

MIA
The only thing Antwan ever touched
of mine was my hand, when he shook
it. I met Anwan once -- at my
wedding -- then never again. The
truth is, nobody knows why
Marsellus tossed Tony Rocky Horror
out of that window except Marsellus
and Tony Rocky Horror. But when
you scamps get together, you're
worse than a sewing circle.

 

[athaire]

No prob.....lol.

 

[Gobble_Gook]

... by an SP who has been around for a while and seen almost everyone who's gonna read it...

I guess I am in the "almost" camp.

But I do shower with soap, use deodorant, tooth paste, mouthwash and cologne (not on the same body part).

But one day somewhat soon ... I will be taken out of the "almost" Camp.