Itchy Balls

[Fudd]

I noticed in the last few days with the hotter weather my balls seem to be itchy. Does any body else have this problem?

 

[KYG]

Gross. Check with your doctor.

 

[maverick73]

I noticed in the last few days with the hotter weather my balls seem to be itchy. Does any body else have this problem?

Shave your balls and put some baby powder down there in the morning.

 

[Yman]

try changing your underwear

 

[mustangjoe]

Go scratch you balls for at least a minute and use your finger nails to sractch off the layer of sweat on there. Now go up to your GF, stick you fingers in her face and say "Does this smell like cherry to you?"

 

[LonelyGhost]

I noticed in the last few days with the hotter weather my balls seem to be itchy. Does any body else have this problem?

if they start looking like this, then worry:

 

[D.W.B]

I noticed in the last few days with the hotter weather my balls seem to be itchy. Does any body else have this problem?

Everytime my nuts get itchy i take a cloth soaked in diesel fuel ,chili paste and cayenne pepper and put it in my shorts for a couple of hours.

I dont think it cures the itch but the pain makes you forget about it for a while.

This has also been known to kill crabs(unless you caught the little fuckers from a cajun then they like it).

 

[rockhard91]

Put some Tiger Balm on them!!!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

It's normal...

You'll get similar reactions when travelling in very hot countries like SE Asia, where heat and sweat increase the microbial activity in areas like the genitals, the armpits, and feet, if one is foolish enough to wear socks and shoes that is. It didn't happen much to me when I was younger, but seemed to become more frequent as I advanced in age. It'll clear up when the climate cools down again, and the humidity levels subside. Wear shorts and dispense with underwear like the Scots do...

I wouldn't put Tiger Balm on though...

 

[Yman]

spraying cologne on them will also help cool them off

 

[bobsled]

RE: Fudd's itchy balls...

Fudd,

If I were you I would soak them in warm water for about ten minutes, then shave them real close, then get an electric tooth brush and massage in some rubbing alcohol. The tooth brush will relieve the itch and the alcohol will cool them at the same time. It's what most guys do.

Later,
bobsled.

 

[Fudd]

I think I'll pass on some of the more "creative" remedies but I think Maury Beniowski's hit the mark. Baby power will probably help a bit too. Better hit the doctor too, may be he can give me some ointment.

 

[Verb]

use rubbing alcohol.....

 

[hornydude]

then shave them real close, then get an electric tooth brush and massage in some rubbing alcohol. The tooth brush will relieve the itch and theIt's what most guys do.

Yeah, EVERY guy does that

Do you still brush your teeth with the electric toothbrush, btw?

 

[chiefwiggum]

Fudd,

If I were you I would soak them in warm water for about ten minutes, then shave them real close, then get an electric tooth brush and massage in some rubbing alcohol. The tooth brush will relieve the itch and the alcohol will cool them at the same time. It's what most guys do.

Later,
bobsled.

say WHAT?

If the itch is not accompanied by a bunch of weeping sores or crap like that, you likely either have a heat rash or jock itch.

Change your drawers once more a day if needed - if you're not already wearing boxers, try 'em - a little more breathing room for the family jewels.

Try one of the over-the-counter jock itch remedies (antifungal creams such as lamisil, desenex, etc), and keep the area dry. Try that Gold Bond medicated powder as well.

 

[mick_eight]

I find most times I get a crotch rash ,I take a shower and use the triple polysporin and it clears up fast,crotch rot is caused 99% by bacteria.

 

[Fudd]

Hey guys the doctor says its fungi. The warm weather and lack of air conditioning in my building must have been promoting it. I normally wear jockeys so not to much breathing room down there. Maybe I'll go with boxers during the hotter months of the year.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Hey guys the doctor says its fungi. The warm weather and lack of air conditioning in my building must have been promoting it. I normally wear jockeys so not to much breathing room down there. Maybe I'll go with boxers during the hotter months of the year.

That then proves you are a fun guy... (yech...) I gave up underwear thirty-five years ago, and have never looked back since.

*there I go, 2 puns in a single post*

 

[Lurker 123]

Hey guys the doctor says its fungi. The warm weather and lack of air conditioning in my building must have been promoting it. I normally wear jockeys so not to much breathing room down there. Maybe I'll go with boxers during the hotter months of the year.

I just want to ask if it is your habit to leave your loose change in a small purse or in your trouser pockets.

It happened to me many years ago when I was living in the tropics. I left my loose changes (coins) in my trousers,it germinated fungi around my sac area. After I was healed,I then changed my habit by puttting my loose changes in a small purse. And the problem has never reoccurred again.

So apparently the fungi was came from my loose changes. You can imagine how many people have handled the loose changes(coins) before it comes to you. The moisture and warm around your sac area promotes a good enviroment for the fungi, That is very likely the cause of your problem!

Hope it makes sense!

 

[The Lizard King]

You have two options...

1) Go to your doctor and get him/her to prescribe Elocom. Apply it for a couple days and that'll do it. When it comes back, use it again.

2) Unlike Luckydog, I'm not promoting beastiality, but you can always get a cat to lick your nuts!