worst experience ever
so i decied to TOFFT.
From the getgo i had a bad feeling about this one. i should've just trusted my gut feeling and left it alone. oh well.
so i called and head out to delta aroun 9 p.m. get there, this short stubby lady opens the door, greets me, not cute, not attractive, i seriously wish to myself i hadn't come there, but being nice as i am, i am unable to just leave or state that i'm not interested.
anyway, we agree on massage and oral for 1 brown
i pay the fee, take off my clothes, she asks me to leave my shorts on and get on the bed
so i get on the bed face down for a rub
she puts on gloves, and now i'm really thinking, what the hell, i'm getting shafted here... and she rubs my legs and back for literally 3 or 4 minutes
then she tells me to flip over at which point she stands up to take off her clothes. omg, my eyes were about ready to go blind. the sight was very very perverse and i was appalled to no end. imagine an east indian with a turban that when he removes his clothes has enough jiggle all over like a beer gut and tits like a sumo wreslter. (well, except for the turban and the male part) it was horrifying.
but the little head was like whatever, if it works it works...
anyhow she puts the rubber on and starts with this lame ass bj where she is actually biting my guy and i'm going what the F*** are you dingl i had to tell her 3 times to stop and all the while she's touchiung the base of my shaft with a kleenex to see whether i was close. i finally the 4th time tell her to just stop. all i felt was teeth (if you've ever used a grater with carrots, you'll know what i'm talking about, that's exactly how it felt).
not to mention the burps of currey that she had eaten. she must've burped like 3 times... once during the massage and twice during the cbj... what a freakin' mess.
get up, cut my losses, puts my clothes, at which point she begins some small talk, and i'm at this point ready to just explode and F****ing choke her to death, but i didn't just ate my anger and left
i never should've taken this one up but i did and am i ever sorry i did.
i feel like i should take my skin off and get one cultured for me at the local biomed lab.
it's stuff like this that keeps me away most of the time from the hobby, and this time i'm going into hibernation with no sign of the coming summer.
