if you know her as well as you think you do then you should have predicted this .. you married her didn't you ?FuZzYknUckLeS said:Imagine that you meet a girl. You date her for a while. She's nothing any more special than anyone else you've ever dated. She's interesting, somewhat world-traveled. You find her attractive. But she seems a little goody-goody. Calls the family all the time. Never swears. Hates it when others do. Never so much as raises her voice. Always smiling, like nothing ever bothers her. Dresses rather conservatively. She comes across as having led a somewhat sheltered life, in fact. There is this subtle innocence about her...
...but there's something about those eyes...
Time goes by, the dating thing is great. Always. She dotes on you hand and foot, with that smile on her face. Here you are, 3 years later, and it's been 3 years since you've done any sort of housework. Or cooked for yourself. Or ironed. Not that you haven't offered. She just insists on doing it. She still mixes you drinks all the time and brings them to you. And here you are, 3 years later, and the sex is still as hot as it was the first week ya met her. Even more so, in fact. You think you're dreaming. This shit doesn't happen! Any woman before her had become either boring or a bitch by the time 6 months went by...
...so you marry her...
You've now been married 5 years. Nothing has changed.Things are still going great. The sex, however, has transcended to a whole new level. She tells you, shortly after you're married, that she wants to try everything sexual in her life at least once, so she doesn't have any regrets when she's old. And she wants to do it all with you, the man she married. And you still, after all this time, thing she's the hottest thing you've ever laid eyes on...
...so you do...
You name it, you do it with her. Toys, bondage, domination, masturbation, anal, watersports, roleplay, gender-bending, public, [insert act here]. You skip scat. Mutually. Every single idea, is hers. She suggests it all. You're having the time of your life!...Then she wants pussy. She talks you into hiring a girl so she can have a girl-on-girl while ya watch...
...so you do...
But when the moment comes, she insists on you joining in, and a great 3-way ensues. You're thinkin', when is this going to let up? She's fucking insatiable. But hey. You think you've pretty much done it all by now. You've done more than you'd ever imagined you'd do in your lifetime. In fact, you really can't think of anything that you haven't covered by now...
Then shortly after the 3-way, she says she wants you to get her a dildo. You tell her that she already has a drawer full of the things. She wants a special kind though. She wants a strap-on. And you can't say no to those eyes. And she even says please...
...so you do...
Just as you're browsing thru some ads, looking for the next 3-way, for a cute SP that matches her taste in women (yes, she's described her dream-girl to you in painful detail), that she can do with her new toy, she lays it on you. She doesn't want a 3-way with another girl. She's done that already. The strap-on is meant for you. And she does want a 3-way. She wants a 3-way with a she-male. And she wants to bring her strap-on...
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What your sagely advice didn't apply to your sorry predicament?
