If massage parlor attendants were hair stylists:
1) you'd have to pay for your haircut before you got your hair cut so that you don't run away
2) receiving a "facial" would be a good thing
3) you'd have to wash your own hair at the salon
4) she'd be afraid to use gel because her fingers would get sticky
5) you'd pay for a scalp massage, haircut, colouring, hair treatment, and styling, but end up with a trim
6) if you want to touch, style, or play with your hairdresser's hair, you'll have to pay extra
7) she would cut your hair half way and then complain that her arm is tired and ask you to finish cutting your own hair
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, feel free to add your own
If anybody is offended by this, it was just meant as a laugh at myself for letting myself get into certain situations. Just gotta laugh at this hobby once in a while.
1) you'd have to pay for your haircut before you got your hair cut so that you don't run away
2) receiving a "facial" would be a good thing
3) you'd have to wash your own hair at the salon
4) she'd be afraid to use gel because her fingers would get sticky
5) you'd pay for a scalp massage, haircut, colouring, hair treatment, and styling, but end up with a trim
6) if you want to touch, style, or play with your hairdresser's hair, you'll have to pay extra
7) she would cut your hair half way and then complain that her arm is tired and ask you to finish cutting your own hair
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, feel free to add your own
If anybody is offended by this, it was just meant as a laugh at myself for letting myself get into certain situations. Just gotta laugh at this hobby once in a while.
