Idea for PERB-anonymous review form that keeps a data set on the provider.

[JustGerry]

I'm procrastinating from cleaning the mess the bears made with my garbage last night, so I was thinking about this. There are a lot of information I am personally seeking in a review that is entirely objective and could be answered with a form; Is the provider the same person in the Ad?, Was the provider on time?, What services were included in the service (have a checklist), What services require an extra fee, What services does she not do?, and so on. Body type, appearance, responsiveness, attitude, could all be selections in a form. You search the name (or even a numerical code for the provider as there's a lot of name changes), and it would pull up an overall review percentage of all the people who completed the form. 100% said it was the same person in the Ad, 75% said the provider was on time, body type athletic, etc.

The subjective reviews are good, but you have to read a whole bunch of filler to get to the information you actually want.

 

[MB Mod]

I don’t imagine the gals would be happy with us storing information on them and the template review has never been popular.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/review-template.328903/

 

[vanperb]

I'm procrastinating from cleaning the mess the bears made with my garbage last night, so I was thinking about this. There are a lot of information I am personally seeking in a review that is entirely objective and could be answered with a form; Is the provider the same person in the Ad?, Was the provider on time?, What services were included in the service (have a checklist), What services require an extra fee, What services does she not do?, and so on. Body type, appearance, responsiveness, attitude, could all be selections in a form. You search the name (or even a numerical code for the provider as there's a lot of name changes), and it would pull up an overall review percentage of all the people who completed the form. 100% said it was the same person in the Ad, 75% said the provider was on time, body type athletic, etc.

The subjective reviews are good, but you have to read a whole bunch of filler to get to the information you actually want.

It's all about maintaining. I can't imagine too many people wanting to commit to doing an exit survey every time they see someone.
They actually do this on a few review boards, and they just keep adding to it till it's worse than filling out your income tax.
The data is sparsely here already. If you want to commit the time and effort into compiling and maintaining a open spreadsheet, then taking flack from pretty much every SP for it, more power to you.

 

[vanperb]

I don’t imagine the gals would be happy with us storing information on them and the template review has never been popular.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/review-template.328903/

Another one? Nothing new under the sun.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

I don’t imagine the gals would be happy with us storing information on them and the template review has never been popular.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/review-template.328903/

It's all about maintaining. I can't imagine too many people wanting to commit to doing an exit survey every time they see someone.
The data is sparsely here already. If you want to commit the time and effort into compiling and maintaining a open spreadsheet, then taking flack from pretty much every SP for it, more power to you.

I agree and for my part, well part of the enjoyment of this forum is blocking out some time to peruse the various comments, chit chat, pearls of poon tang wisdom that could live for perb-tuity and of course, some of the laughable posts both good and bad. Having a directory is nice but it sure feels clinical to me. I take conversational form any day.

 

[JustGerry]

It's all about maintaining. I can't imagine too many people wanting to commit to doing an exit survey every time they see someone.
They actually do this on a few review boards, and they just keep adding to it till it's worse than filling out your income tax.
The data is sparsely here already. If you want to commit the time and effort into compiling and maintaining a open spreadsheet, then taking flack from pretty much every SP for it, more power to you.

It would be a choice to do the form just like it's a choice to leave a review on the board at all. You wouldn't need to manually feed info into a spreadsheet, the program would do that automatically by assigning a number and the reviewer feeding the individual provider number into the form. I don't get how clicking boxes and selecting drop-down options is more difficult than coming up with a Playboy Forum narrative that has to include all relevant information or creates a whole thread seeking follow up info. You are right in that the data is sparse here already. I also don't know why SPs would be against this, you can look up any provider by name in the search feature anyways and find her in any threads that have mentions and reviews with that name, and a number is more anonymous than a name surely? Plus the narrative reviews can sometimes have a disturbing level of personal information regarding the SP, like about her incall, pets, tattoos and so on. It would be easier to delete the info of SPs who retired too. I don't get the hate for my brilliant idea I suppose.

 

[vanperb]

I don't get the hate for my brilliant idea I suppose.

No hate. If you want to do it, go for it!
As people have said the idea isn't new. It's been proposed and tried before. I'm just saying I don't think you understand the reasons that people have for posting in the first place. This is a locker room, not a lab.

If your attempt is the one that gets it going, dooooo it!

 

[Billiam]

My 2 cents worth.
It's not a brilliant idea and it's not 'hated'. As the mod pointed out, the concept is not new and has never been accepted/approved when broached. What you possibly perceive as hostility
is more likely members expressing their distaste for newbs who've only been on board a short time , HAVE NEVER EVEN POSTED A REVIEW, yet purport to know how to do everything 'better'.
Secondly - no one is stopping you from opening your own site with your own format. Good luck with that.

 

[Bridge]

There are avenues here for all reviews from the qualitative, which allow for creativity and imagination to the quantitative, which provide statistics and clarity.

 

[vanperb]

is more likely members expressing their distaste for newbs who've only been on board a short time , HAVE NEVER EVEN POSTED A REVIEW, yet purport to know how to do everything 'better'.

I didn't even realize this but it's true.
I'm looking forward to the OP's first review (hopefully in his proposed format).

 

[jamasianman]

I personally hate the chart format. Ideally because I don't want to know that much about a provider. Its gonna become a she has this number on moles on and this many tattoos and I'm not into that. Also there are stalkers who would use this and maybe people who want to collect info to try and identify providers and have them kicked out of condos.

At the end of the day we're all human. Just drop a few hundred and see the lady. No need to ask so many questions. If you don't know if a lady would be compatible with yourself then you need to learn more about yourself or change your expectations.

 

[westwoody]

These charts like on TER give guys the impression that specific services are guaranteed.
Like it or not your experience is not guaranteed to be exactly the same as everyone else’s.
If you can’t accept a bit of risk this is not for you.

 

[luvsdaty]

Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you're gonna get.

 

[luvsdaty]

Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you're gonna get.

But hopefully not herpes 😳

 

[JustGerry]

My 2 cents worth.
It's not a brilliant idea and it's not 'hated'. As the mod pointed out, the concept is not new and has never been accepted/approved when broached. What you possibly perceive as hostility
is more likely members expressing their distaste for newbs who've only been on board a short time , HAVE NEVER EVEN POSTED A REVIEW, yet purport to know how to do everything 'better'.
Secondly - no one is stopping you from opening your own site with your own format. Good luck with that.

All excellent points I was joking about the "hate", just being a smart ass. Everyone seems pretty chill overall actually. I suppose some of it comes down to feeling like a bit of idiot posting a narrative review because I'm not much of a creative writing guy.

 

[MB Mod]

All excellent points I was joking about the "hate", just being a smart ass. Everyone seems pretty chill overall actually. I suppose some of it comes down to feeling like a bit of idiot posting a narrative review because I'm not much of a creative writing guy.

You bring up a good point not everyone on PERB use’s English as a first language or as you say not much of a creative writing guy so a template could work for them.

 

[JustGerry]

You bring up a good point not everyone on PERB use’s English as a first language or as you say not much of a creative writing guy so a template could work for them.

Appreciate it I didn't mean to come off as some dick telling you guys how to run your website, especially since I'm a noob. I like the chat format here, it feels like being at a pub. Not used to writing about having sex, can't say I ever have before. That's a me problem though.

 

[rlock]

Up to you guys, but seems like as always the problem with any review will originate between keyboard & chair.
(Or whatever the phone equivalent of that is.)

 

[80watts]

A drop down menu could have this: She sucks like a
a. dyson
b. hoover
c. carburateur
d. super charged blower

But a description like " She sucked like a woman who couldn't get enough cock, wet and gagging and slurping for air. Her noises kept coming as she enveloped my cock over and over, stroking my ego and my cock."

Guys are looking for information of how the escorts perform.

Description works for me. Although most people are not writers they can get the points across. The problem is how descriptive does one get without implying the escort is an total slut for fucking and sucking or a lame duck that just lies back and take a throat fucking...active vs passive.

 

[apextim]

I'm a bit late, but instead of that, I was wondering why PERB, TERB and MERB don't all use the MERB way of reviewing, which is bunching up all the reviews of a single provider in 1 thread, instead of multiple?

It's always confusing for me to search up a provider and find 28 different thread about that person, instead of 1.