I think an SP called me

[georgebushmoron]

Some SP called me, speaking in Mandarin, calling my name. I'm pretty sure it was an SP as anyone I know would address me in English (I don't have any Mandarin speaking friends, and I don't speak it myself). I haven't given my phone number to an SP in at least 6 months.

This freaked me right out. I stupidly answered the cell when I couldn't identify the number, right in front of my S.O. Then I almost made the stupid mistake of calling my GF asking her if she gave my number to anyone at her MP - it would have been stupid cuz then she'd clue in I had been seeing another SP.

In my life, women almost never call me.... they seem to always wait for me to call first. For whatever reason, this is the protocol women seem to choose with me - or perhaps it's the underlying message I give off (though I have no idea what that might be). So this call out of nowhere freaked me right out. Worst thing is that I had no idea what the hell she was talking about but it sounded kinda desperate.

Man I hate calls like this.

 

[Sexy BBW]

Lets just hope she dont call again, I have had fluke calls like that once or twice

 

[Gentleman First]

could be a wrong number

it happens....we all have done it.

I called a fellow just a couple days ago by mistake.
I was 1 number off , and boy was he confused when i asked for Bev....LOL

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

Really weird.. I, too, had a call from an almost sad-sounding woman a couple of days ago. She was speaking in some sort of slavic language. There were two words she actually said in English: telephone and bye.

The moon's gravitational pull on the Earth right now?

I saved it just in case I happen across someone who speaks whatever language it is

 

[Stew]

Busy boy

The neat thing about the first post in this thread is that GBM refers to his SO and his GF and then has an SP reference. Is this guy busy or what?

Is the man snorting Viagra to keep up his end of the bargain? My hat is off to you, sir!

Stew

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Did she say, "Your my baby's daddy!!!"

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

She was prolly lookin' for the real GB

 

[Stew]

But isn't the real GB a moron? That guy should not be having any more kids. GBM would be an okay contributor to the gene pool.....

Stew

 

[westwoody]

If she was speaking Mandarin and you don't speak it yourself how do you know it was an SP?

 

[georgebushmoron]

If she was speaking Mandarin and you don't speak it yourself how do you know it was an SP?

Cuz I don't know any mandarin speakers except SPs. And furthermore, she kept saying my name. The way she said it creeped me right out, like I was supposed to know her or something. Like most guys, I make a token effort to be friendly and personable when visiting an SP, but that way of calling my name from her - indicating some kind of intimacy, creeped me way out.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Cuz I don't know any mandarin speakers except SPs. And furthermore, she kept saying my name. The way she said it creeped me right out, like I was supposed to know her or something. Like most guys, I make a token effort to be friendly and personable when visiting an SP, but that way of calling my name from her - indicating some kind of intimacy, creeped me way out.

"Georgie......... Geeeoooooorgiiiiiieeeeee...... Do you remember me baby? It's me Georggggggiiiiiie....... Your Mandarin Sex Princess......"
It was me! I was playing a prank on you!

 

[Gentleman First]

Lol

"Georgie......... Geeeoooooorgiiiiiieeeeee...... Do you remember me baby? It's me Georggggggiiiiiie....... Your Mandarin Sex Princess......"
It was me! I was playing a prank on you!

I wish i had his cell number right now myself.....i can do a Spanish accent pretty well if i do say so

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Cuz I don't know any mandarin speakers except SPs. And furthermore, she kept saying my name. The way she said it creeped me right out, like I was supposed to know her or something. Like most guys, I make a token effort to be friendly and personable when visiting an SP, but that way of calling my name from her - indicating some kind of intimacy, creeped me way out.

Me and Monica Lewinski wanted to throw a scare into you. Then we're gonna write a book.

 

[LonelyGhost]

my phone never rings.

 

[David in Van]

GB's IQ

But isn't the real GB a moron? That guy should not be having any more kids. GBM would be an okay contributor to the gene pool.....

Stew

Just for the record, Goerge Bush's IQ is in the mid 130's, in fact half a dozen points higher than Gore's. Not a genius, but not a moron either.

 

[Stew]

Ah, but do you know GeorgeBushMoron's IQ? I think many PERBites would find that more interesting?

Stew

 

[georgebushmoron]

u know could be the S.O tesing u!

My SO doesnt speak Mandarin... thank god.

come to think of it i got call from mandarin speaker few weeks ago.
didnt understand most of it.
then realize it was shun shun. i had seen her few days prior.

I don't think I've ever been there, and the only mamasans I've ever given my # to have been Jenny and this weird gal who said she was a model once and had a small micro where I met up with the young asian girl with the terrific pink puffies. Both are mandarin speakers, but their numbers didn't match my massive SP phone book.

It's a strange practise that these Asian SPs take the initiative to call you. I don't like it.