I need some ideas to escape the ball and chain

Horn_dawg

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The WHO maintains that people with no symptoms are at very low risk of spreading the virus. So basically, if someone I'm close to is not coughing, sneazing or generally not appearing ill, I'm not concerned.
That is why I said emerging evidence. WHO will likely change its stance when the evidence is more substantiated. Germany's first cluster was started by one person visiting her company HQ, she had no symptoms until several days later back in China.
 

Big_Jack

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You pass it on before you even know you have it mild or not. Infecting Gramma the neighbour, your drinking pals, families of the people at every store you go to, then they all infect their families. Stay away from people you arrogant...
I do stay away from people, except for the once-a-week escort I see. I have no "drinking pals" or "Gramma" and I keep my distance in public.
 

2bfair

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He has yet to say where he wants to go when he finds and excuse to go out. Could be just jerking us all around. He may just be wanting to go out behind the shed to jerk off to some porn on his phone. lol.
 

NEbaD

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Maybe tell her your going fucking crazy and need to get out of the house and away from her for a break? I'd bet she feels similarly if not the same, and may welcome some alone time
 

badbadboy

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Since everything is shut, golf courses, driving range stores and so forth
What can I tell the wife that I need to go out?
Comments welcome!:noidea:
Women love to think they have the great ideas. Do something that will encourage her to suggest you go out for the day.

I used to give my ex my best Jack Nicholson ‘Shining - Here’s Johnny’ imitation and got out the house often.

I’ve been hiking on the N Shore a fair bit. Very few people are out there on trails. Drove to Whistler for lunch one day.
 

UhOh

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Just a suggestion here off the top of my head.....why not fuck your wife?

SR
Its his wife not a girlfriend. Maybe he's been married for a decade or more.

He should tell her he has symptoms of the virus and has to go get checked.
 

Cock Throppled

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I do stay away from people, except for the once-a-week escort I see. I have no "drinking pals" or "Gramma" and I keep my distance in public.
So, no friends or close relatives, no outside job, you've been self-isolating for three weeks and see escorts once a week.

A - What have you been telling her over the last three weeks?

B - I guess you don't care about infecting your wife, or anybody else you that you "keep your distance" from in public.

C - Even a simpleton would be able to come up with some excuse to go out on their own.
 

Mikehma

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Everybody needs milk.

The line up at walmart was an hour today ... it was busy ... And another line up at the till.

And no, I'm not encouraging him, just answering the question because I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
 

chico1

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I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown, I agree we need to be cautious
But really I live is a city of 100,000 and there are two cases and both in hospital. So please explain to me if 90 percent of people are social distancing and washing there hands blah blah blah
After three weeks how many new cases are you expecting?
I prefer a lady's "legs" to be "closed" when I'm banging her doggy style :) And I am doing so on a regular basis with some fine escorts (regulars) in Metro Van. I'm single, live alone, work from home, don't know any at-risk people, healthy and in my 30's. So this "pandemic" is but a minor inconvenience for me - I say 'minor' because of keeping 2 meters from people, except with escorts, of course.
If I get CV, 98% percent chance it will just be like a mild flu with me, as I'm young, healthy and have no family history of ailments that may worsen this disease. I stay home for two weeks. Simple as that.
I just can't believe these two are for real. Either trolls, or really ignorant. Not to use some stronger more appropriate word.
 

justwannahavefun

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The selfish, careless mentality some people have about this pandemic is fucking astonishing!

If you need us to come up with your excuse for you, I question your decision making about what is or is not safe for everyone around you in this time.
 

Fullhouse

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I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown,
Try and tell that to the families and friends of the 66,000 that have died from the virus world wide, and the 8,500 in the U.S.A., so far.

They predict that those numbers will at least double by the end of this week. WOW
 

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Maybe tell her your going fucking crazy and need to get out of the house and away from her for a break? I'd bet she feels similarly if not the same, and may welcome some alone time
Ding ding ding...we have a winner.
You don't need any excuse, or permission.
Just say you are going out for a walk, drive, motorbike ride, taking the boat for a spin, or whatever, and go do it.
Holy shit man grow a spine.
 
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