i miss a lot....but i always aim carefully.

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
..i still miss things though. Principal (principle??) among those would be the ones like Miss T....she was kinda the first to introduce me to extended stays in Vangroovie....and also the one who could make me ask which flavour of condom i would prefer as she jammed her strapon down my throat. So kind.

Then came Mistress Freyja who was this funky interesting chick who I spend way too much time with and, admittedly, fell in love with. She dumped me....smart chick.

I love you Miss Jasmine, totally competent and interesting. Sexy Melina, please come play on the dark side some more. You have a natural ability. I never met but will still attempt to...meet that chick from Nanaimo. My dad lives on the island....I just bought a bike...I miss vangroovie. I really like Jessica James' take on things....and yuliya kate too...

punt and uncleg....i will rent the boat....you buy the booze. Miss you guys too.

This post has no point, I am just venting. I love this board and the intel it provides.

most very respectfully,

eddie.
 

edmontonsubbie

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.....any chance you've had a couple eddie? Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)
You who have met not a soul that posts here....wonders whether I have had a couple? I guess it's a free world...you are emblematic of that.

cheers,

eddie
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
Having 'natural ability' and knowing the boundaries and safety are two different things.

I offer my sub services because I've had years of experience as a sub in my personal life and have much training...you can't just do this because you THINK you can. There's safety to be considered.

But I concur, I recently had the great pleasure of meeting Miss T and Miss J at the same time, they're wonderful ladies! I look forward to seeing more of them in the future :)
with all the respect due to a fellow kinkster who actually engages those with whom she speaks....i say only to this reply...

huh? whatcha talking about here?
 

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So you finally got that special bike you were looking for...............



..........well fill'er up and head on out...........I'm sure Punt and I can make the time to make sure you don't get into any more trouble than you already have out in Vangroovie........not that we care if you get in trouble.........it's just that if we stop by to see a lady you visited, they expect so much of us. Now I don't know about Punt's limits................but damned if I'm doing windows.

Don't worry about renting the boat..........got a canoe............double duty for the paddles..........

So, have you heard from Molly ? I hear she's a bit down in the dumps since you two broke up.....................



....................Punt always seemed fond of her, maybe you should set the two of them up..........might do them both good.

Anyway, eddie you know where to reach me............so if you're out here don't be a stranger............or at least no stranger then usual.
 
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Somehow it appears I have been implicated in this post. Scanning the whole thing, I see no reason why I should be subjected to implication in said thread. (that's 'said thread', not 'fred zed', for those who know the difference). What-ev. Now that moose licking up the dumpster--right up my alley. But this miss mel thing got a bit of a scwhing going, so thanks, I guess.
Eddie, be so kind as to pass the Chivas. Unc, a little ice please. OK, we're all good now.

-Punt.
 

uncleg

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Somehow it appears I have been implicated in this post. Scanning the whole thing, I see no reason why I should be subjected to implication in said thread. (that's 'said thread', not 'fred zed', for those who know the difference). What-ev. Now that moose licking up the dumpster--right up my alley. But this miss mel thing got a bit of a scwhing going, so thanks, I guess.
Eddie, be so kind as to pass the Chivas. Unc, a little ice please. OK, we're all good now.

-Punt.
..............it's all eddies fault, but then again it always is....................Big cubes, small cubes or crushed ?
 

PuntMeister

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..............it's all eddies fault, but then again it always is....................Big cubes, small cubes or crushed ?
Crushed please, much like Eddie's nuts under the stilletto hammer. Ohhhhh^--^.
 

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You mean Mistress Lalani Electrica? You have to session with her. Believe me, she's worth the trip across the Rockies...

Anton
I heard Mistress Lalani was moving or something. Viscious rumour or logistical challenge?

Woopsie, hijacking in process. I think Sexy Melina is really sexy, although I have never met her. Eddie has given the two thumbs up, so that is worth something. She definately has a lovely pinkish-red font that would require sexy confidence to pull off as well as she does. Hmmm, sexy is as sexy does.
 

PuntMeister

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Pink font is sexy?
Well shit, if it's that easy, I guess I'm sexy now too.
Not red silly, it's gotta be pinkish red, nay with a hint of purpley mischief. Now that's a sexy font!
 

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PuntMeister ... I am very sexy and I am even sexier when I am making you beg for my sweet pussy. I would love to do a tease and denial session with you ... with a little extra but Ill save that for when you and I get to finally meet ... and we will finally meet.

Miss Lalani is still around I talked to her about a month ago, she comes out to Vancouver often and is still on the island. She is truly amazing xo

PS its not only the font, you got to have the font and the attitude to match :cool: I can't be duplicated or simulated ... I am the one and only Mistress Melina

Kisses Melina*


Font-astic!
 

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PuntMeister

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Uncleg Punt is not only a font slut but soon he will be my slut too:clap2:

Kisses Melina*
Mmmm, font slut. Mistress Melina's slut. Looks like Punt is just slutted right up here. I know what my font sluttishness looks like. Wonder what being MM's slut is all about? Maybe I will ask Eddie, although he has probably been drinking and will prattle on about how sexy MM is, and although I never want to get a visual on this, I am pretty sure he makes a lousy looking slut (unless you are a moose). Oh crap, just realized I may have invited another Unle G pic, and a taunting response from MM.
 

uncleg

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Mmmm, font slut. Mistress Melina's slut. Looks like Punt is just slutted right up here. I know what my font sluttishness looks like. Wonder what being MM's slut is all about? Maybe I will ask Eddie, although he has probably been drinking and will prattle on about how sexy MM is, and although I never want to get a visual on this, I am pretty sure he makes a lousy looking slut (unless you are a moose). Oh crap, just realized I may have invited another Unle G pic, and a taunting response from MM.

.........there is probably some truth in that. Seems the moose has to have a few just to put up with eddies sluttiness.....



.......on the bright side though, I do understand that MM usually doesn't taunt you until she's seen you naked..........if that happens give me a call, I have left over product I wasn't able to move that might help you........



..........I wonder if it all means more Chivas for me.......?
 
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.........there is probably some truth in that. Seems the moose has to have a few just to put up with eddies sluttiness.....



.......on the bright side though, I do understand that MM usually doesn't taunt you until she's seen you naked..........if that happens give me a call, I have left over product I wasn't able to move that might help you........



..........I wonder if it all means more Chivas for me.......?
Well, there is the Uncle G pic. Right on que. And what an inspired trifecta of giggles it was! The moose, the beer, the brick! LOL! Now I think I will pass on that "product" of yours--I have my own twine and brick supply snuggled up right next to my bondage gear. Woo Hoo!
 

uncleg

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I never taunt people, I'm a sub!
What are you talking about?

I think that's Punt slipping into his slut role................MM = Mistress Melina........you'd think you subs would know that.:D
 

PuntMeister

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I think that's Punt slipping into his slut role................MM = Mistress Melina........you'd think you subs would know that.:D
Ya, what he said. It is not about you Melody. Now run along and fetch that beer for Hunka and I, like a nice little subbie.
 

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I don't drink Coors light or Chivas.
i enjoy Jack Daniel's Single Barrel and Glenlivet 12 year old as my Whisky.
Beer is always Carlsberg or a good B.C. beer or ale from a small brewery like Stanley Park amber ale.
And there is nothing like a good caning from my Mistress and owner.
 

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