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mistressfreyja

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Truthfully, I never left the biz, but I have been quiet and out of the country a fair amount.

Wish I hadn`t stolen that $4 bottle of rum in cuba, and ended up in cuban jail. I just about didn`t survive on the rations, rats, fellow crazed inmates, and the USA bomb attacks on the prison. It really sucked in London when I hit an American citizen with my bicycle, and skinned her poodle. I thought PETA was going to skin me alive! Oh, and in Paris, when I almost died, choking on foie gras. Actually, the worst part was the reality of sleeping in a stinky sleeper car on the train, with no a/c, and stinky musty carpets. Or getting lost over and over again in subways, undergrounds, and the labyrinth they call Venice. Anyway, I survived, and made it home, safe, sound, and still alive, with all limbs intact. The only incident of injury, in reality, was a dislocated thumb from the ski hill. And, that is the truth!

I am available this week, next week, next month, and this upcoming summer. Please contact me with questions or inquiries.

I am still located on the northshore with a house, including a playroom. I have so much stuff, I put many others to shame with my never-ending collection. (Thanks to those who have contributed over the years!)

My menu is still chalk-full of twisted KINKS and bizarre fetishes. I offer strap-on, GS, oh....and GFE. But, don`t think that that means I will talk nice to you, if you seek humiliation. It`s quite possible to fuck you AND berate you at the SAME TIME!

Anyway, it`s good to be home, nice to be back on perb, and I look forward to seeing you either again, or for the first time.

Until then, my little pets, my naughty boys, my ugly disgusting worms, my fuck-toys, my lovely pain sluts, my big wittle babies, etc.....

XO Miss Freyja.
missfreyja.com
604 836 0684
missfreyjadotcom@gmail.com

I know not why my pics worked in my post in the Lounge, but will not work here.

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Papa Chongo

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Welcome back! We missed your wit, charm and tantalizing abuse!
 

MissingOne

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...Wish I hadn`t stolen that $4 bottle of rum in cuba, and ended up in cuban jail. I just about didn`t survive on the rations, rats, fellow crazed inmates, and the USA bomb attacks on the prison. It really sucked in London when I hit an American citizen with my bicycle, and skinned her poodle. I thought PETA was going to skin me alive! Oh, and in Paris, when I almost died, choking on foie gras. Actually, the worst part was the reality of sleeping in a stinky sleeper car on the train, with no a/c, and stinky musty carpets. Or getting lost over and over again in subways, undergrounds, and the labyrinth they call Venice. Anyway, I survived, and made it home, safe, sound, and still alive, with all limbs intact. The only incident of injury, in reality, was a dislocated thumb from the ski hill. And, that is the truth!
No mention of the Viking homeland. Did you skip that part of Europe?
 

uncleg

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Welcome back!!!!!

so happy to see you back!



..... Hunka and uncle G will be excited you posted here!!


Yup.........................




.............................be lucky to survive the excitement...............:D
 

PuntMeister

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Wow, I had no idea rum was so cheap in Kooba...that must be Che's doing. Welcome back!

kindest of kind regards,

eddie
Eddie, MF, Uncleg, and the whole gang! It's just like......., like......., old times. Tearing up here. My faith in Perb restored. e-hugs all around!
 

mistressfreyja

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OMG, Thanks Hubbs! You gonna make the next werl? You know we would LOVE to finally meet you! And, I missed you too, lovey! haha
Whoooo hoooooooo :high5: mf welcome back!! I missed you :eek:
Aww, thanks Papa! I kinda missed perb, but I DID miss all of you guys that make this nonsense bearable, amusing, and FUN!
Welcome back! We missed your wit, charm and tantalizing abuse!
I didn`t make it to Norway:( Too many countries to see in one month, and we simply ran out of time. Also, my family member that resides on my family`s farm was ill and thus the boat trip and accomodations, etc would have become really pricey. I WILL make it there sometime in my lifetime, though. Trust me, it was a hard decision not to go there.
No mention of the Viking homeland. Did you skip that part of Europe?
Aww, thanks VK! We gotta catch-up, asap!! XOX Btw, I hope you are going to come to werl!!!
Welcome back pretty girl :)
VK
Glad I could stay in touch with you, and keep tabs on my perbies via you! Now, let`s plan that werl....Funny enough, I actually have a picture of me drinking in a park in Berlin. They are so laissez-faire about drinking in public. You can walk around carrying your beer, walking down the street! We were hangin`with the locals....pretty priceless:)
Yup.........................




.............................be lucky to survive the excitement...............:D
YAY! I can`t wait to see you, too. It`s been wayyy too long. I hope you will come to werl.
Im so glad to see you here again!
I cant wait to see you.
xoxox,
jxxx
My lovey, the eddster! I hope you are doing well:) Big hugs!
Wow, I had no idea rum was so cheap in Kooba...that must be Che's doing. Welcome back!

kindest of kind regards,

eddie
Punt...you sexy studmuffin. I hope you are saving your pennies for all of the silly werl crap. Beads, and games, and gifts for me, and drinks for the ladies. Oh, and you are the official game planner. You did such a great job the last time. I LOVE your sense of humor. You cracka me upa!
Eddie, MF, Uncleg, and the whole gang! It's just like......., like......., old times. Tearing up here. My faith in Perb restored. e-hugs all around!
 

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The terms of service of photobucket are gonna result in a lot of nude pics getting deleted.

Try a site like hotchyx.com. As long as it doesn't involve something like bestiality or pedophilia it should be fine.
 

mistressfreyja

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Thank-you for all of your help, Ratbert! I really appreciate your time and help!!
The terms of service of photobucket are gonna result in a lot of nude pics getting deleted.

Try a site like hotchyx.com. As long as it doesn't involve something like bestiality or pedophilia it should be fine.
 

uncleg

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Hey, my mankini is green. That is an imposter!
No, the green one you wore on St. Patrick's Day.............really, this failing memory of yours, is it age or the booze ?
 
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