I have a weird dick :(

[uncleg]

There's some really big cunts out there buddy, you just need to find one and you won't have this problem!

................and you don't have to look further than this board to find some...........depending on taste of course.

 

[Dickson]

Doggy011111,

Don't go there man. These guys will cut you up big time. Never talk about dick size on this forum. Save your self the frustration.

 

[OldbutwiseSP]

A cry heard by ex-husbands forever from ex-wives...lol

Lol sorry if I came off harsh. Just meant that having a huge dick can be a curse.I worked for a gyne for about 5 years and he told me an awful story about an older couple that were having some fun, maybe too much fun as the husband had a an enormous penis and he actually tore her apart inside to point that she almost bled to death. She had to have emergency surgery to repair both her anterior and posterior vaginal walls.We all should be careful what we wish for. And it goes to show that most of us are unhappy with some part of our physical appearance regardless of how others may feel about it.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Lol sorry if I came off harsh. Just meant that having a huge dick can be a curse.I worked for a gyne for about 5 years and he told me an awful story about an older couple that were having some fun, maybe too much fun as the husband had a an enormous penis and he actually tore her apart inside to point that she almost bled to death. She had to have emergency surgery to repair both her anterior and posterior vaginal walls.We all should be careful what we wish for. And it goes to show that most of us are unhappy with some part of our physical appearance regardless of how others may feel about it.

lol, this was just after viagra came out was it?

 

[blazejowski]

Doggy011111,

Don't go there man. These guys will cut you up big time. Never talk about dick size on this forum. Save your self the frustration.

We'll only "cut him up" if he posts the same thread about dick size over, and over, and over, and over like certain pooners with a large bankroll, and who can't find anyone to seduce him that will remain anonymous....

 

[blazejowski]

Do you ever do a rorscach test with dicks?

I don't want to know what the inkblots are made with on that one.... :fear:

 

[Avery]

I still say the OP may be trolling. He has disappeared since opening this thread.