How the hell do you guys do it?

[Jennabc]

This staight life is so exhausting. People are constently trying to tell me what to do. I get yelled at for my naps and I don't think that is fair. If they don't want me sleeping at work, I shouldn't have to be there so early.

One guy keeps telling me I am supposed to only go for an hour lunch. Who the hell only goes for an hour lunch? It's okay though, I sent him a copy of what my schedule is so I am sure he'll understand.

Also, I am getting some shit from my boss about personal phone calls. I don't think that 30-60 is that unreasonable. Hipster needs me and if someone wants to book him, my boss should understand. It's not like I talk really loud or anything. If I have to go into details about him, I always make sure to leave the office. I don't think that they quite understand me there.

Then, I work all goddamn week long and they give some sad excuse for a check. I think that they must be putting the rest of it into savings for me because no one call live off that amount. How am I supposed to go shopping? I don't understand. Gucci needs me and I haven't been there for them.

Maybe some of you veteren "workers" out there who have had "jobs" for a while can help me out!

Luv, Jenna~

 

[spaceghost]

Going through Perb withdrawl already Jenna?

Tell me the word 'sugardaddy' isn't creeping into your thoughts.

 

[CJ Tylers]

*chuckle*

So funny, it's almost like being in love

 

[OneK]

You let me know Jenna.... I'm your sugar daddy when you come back! Of course the menu will have to expand by a couple of courses )

 

[Calgary69]

LOL Jenna and welcome to the world that most of us trudge through each and every day of our lives. Glad to see you have not lost your sense of humour.

Points to consider:

1- Over time you get use to less sleep.
2- Lunch is an hour long so you can get the hell away for a while to regain your sanity before you lose it again for the second half.
3- As to your 30-60 calls.... well who said 'pimping aint easy'
4- Like the mob, government needs their 'cut'
5- As for supporting Gucci.....Paul Martin needs a new pair of shoes....one that you are paying for so no worries.


Take care and glad to see your still around.

 

[Calgary69]

I forgot to answer the most important question....How do we do it?

We do it cause we know at the end of the day or when we get our measy checks....We get to spend it on someone special like you.

 

[Jennabc]

Yuck, I don't like the real world at all! Huge withdrawls.

Sugar daddy, sugar daddy, sugar daddy! Mmmmm, I'm going to have great dreams tonight!

Oh, and I know that over any amount of time I will never get used to less sleep. I think that I will have to find a new job where napping is a requirement!

And there is no way that Paul Martin needs my damn money for his new shoes. I think that I will have to have a word with him! Jerk, those are supposed to be MY shoes!

Luv, Jenna~

 

[Sir Woodster]

Sugar daddy, sugar daddy, sugar daddy! Mmmmm, I'm going to have great dreams tonight!

... thinking about it eh...

 

[Lurker 123]

This staight life is so exhausting. People are constently trying to tell me what to do. I get yelled at for my naps and I don't think that is fair. If they don't want me sleeping at work, I shouldn't have to be there so early.
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Straight life is always exhausting, for me I learn to keep my energy up by meditating during my coffee break and lunch hour. People always wonder where I got my energy from and that is my secret!
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One guy keeps telling me I am supposed to only go for an hour lunch. Who the hell only goes for an hour lunch? It's okay though, I sent him a copy of what my schedule is so I am sure he'll understand.

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You are lucky to have an hour lunch.Sometimes I only have 10 minutes or less . The kind of job I have, constantly need attention from someone. The real world is less glamourious than anyone can anticipate! My boss is always watching if I am sacrifying my times for the benefit of others!
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Then, I work all goddamn week long and they give some sad excuse for a check. I think that they must be putting the rest of it into savings for me because no one call live off that amount. How am I supposed to go shopping? I don't understand. Gucci needs me and I haven't been there for them.
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I wonder how many of us will get rich as a employee. As least your kind of job does not require to pay union dues. I have to pay three different unions on top of the taxes ,pension and etc. By the time I got my pay check, how much left. That's why I work 56 hours weekly ,20 hours out of that 56 hours are my self-employ job. Then I have more control with my money than letting other people controlling my life!
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Maybe some of you veteren "workers" out there who have had "jobs" for a while can help me out
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Welcome to the real world!!!!!

 

[Chingada]

This staight life is so exhausting. Maybe some of you veteren "workers" out there who have had "jobs" for a while can help me out!

Luv, Jenna~

Welcome aboard the "treadmill" Jenna. Once you're on it can be difficult to get off (if you'll pardon the pun).

As a sugar daddy, I'm now accepting applications.

 

[Slater_Victoria]

Jenna

Sorry to hear about your straight world of working. People looking over your shoulder, checking what you are doing and not doing, making sure you don't take more breaks than allowed. Some of the problems of not being your own boss.

Whatever you may end up doing, may you be happier than the day before.

Slater

 

[VicGuy36]

The problem is... you're always working for someone else. He/She/It is called the government. (Income taxes, CPP contributions, GST remitences, PST, fuel tax, etc and etc.)

 

[daddywarbucks]

TAXES TAXES TAXES. Yeah, VicGuy you're right. Here in the states April is the cruelest month. Pay the IRS the balance for last year; Pay the IRS the first deposit for this year; Pay the county property taxes; pay the first installment on your state, county and city B & O taxes. This year they totaled more than I made for the month.

Sure is more fun paying for pussy, than paying for our pussyfooted pols.

DWB

 

[A Nonny Mouse]

Look at it from another perspective, Jenna!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

following reasons:

I do physical labor

I work at great depths

I plunge head first into everything I do

I do not get weekends off or public holidays

I work in a damp environment

I don't get paid overtime

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

I work in high temperatures

My work exposes me to contagious diseases



Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

You'll retire well before reaching 65

You're unable to work double shifts

You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


Sincerely,

The Management

Welcome to our world!!!