Having to do a no. 2 at an incall. Yah or nah ?

[Saskgym]

Just wanted peoples thoughts on this, it could be quite embarassing, if it was me i would rather be late or cancel for another time.

What about if the lady on an outcall needs to go urgently and smells up your bathroom, but it is what it is i suppose, or as they say shit happens!

 

[Edward Lei]

If you gotta go, you gotta go. No shame in dropping turds in an incall, have done so myself in the past. Sure beats enduring a session with a shit stuck up your ass.

Excuse yourself for the obligatory shower, fan on, drop them turds, take your shower and no one is none the wiser. I don't see what's the big deal.

Just don't take too long as it's gonna cut into your session time!

 

[Bighaus]

I've done it before. Just make sure you flush right away and shower after. Lol

 

[Slapshot1]

And maybe don't log into perb on your smartphone, 30-45 later, ring around the ass and whoops, the most expensive crap you ever took

 

[Elle Diablo]

From my experience way, way back my suggestion is to keep the business at hand in the toilet and out of the waste paper basket. This happened (a dump in the waste paper basket) at a massage parlour and thankfully the evidence was not left in my room! But, like the close-knit clan we ladies are, we did offer to comment as a supervisory role during clean-up!

eeeww ... ound: ... eeeww!

 

[Saskgym]

Thanks for the comments and input guys, seems like all ends well with no issues lol.

 

[MissingOne]

I recall a review on PERB some years ago that started with a proud description of a huge dump the guy took immediately on arriving at the incall of a lady he was seeing for the first time. It was kind of like the focus of the review was his magnificent achievement. He made no mention of a shower. Apparently, though, he received decent service afterwards. The lady must have been quite a trouper.

 

[Fullhouse]

Wow, what a shitty topic.

 

[Vitargo]

Wow, what a shitty topic.

you child says

 

[1nitestan]

Ladies - Scented candles in the bathroom or incense
Guys - courtesy flush ASAP..do it often

 

[badbadboy]

Geezus. Am I the only one who seeks out a Starbucks or a washroom in a hotel rather than the ladies incall?

Last thing I want is raised eyebrows and a twitching nose if I did it in her incall washroom.

FYI even when I did overnights or multiple nights away; I always went to the lobby to use their washroom rather than pollute the atmosphere in the hotel room.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Geezus. Am I the only one who seeks out a Starbucks or a washroom in a hotel rather than the ladies incall?

Last thing I want is raised eyebrows and a twitching nose if I did it in her incall washroom.

FYI even when I did overnights or multiple nights away; I always went to the lobby to use their washroom rather than pollute the atmosphere in the hotel room.

No bbb, you aren't. Guaranteed.

 

[newatit]

Never been a problem here, but I do feel more comfortable if I shower afterwards. and wipe the toilet seat clean too. I am an older guy, these thngs aren't so plannable anymore, and so I have learned that most SP's can accomodate.

consideration on both sides,

 

[dchoye]

I feel too uncomfortable using the toilet, just do my thing before my session.
I also dont know how to handle farting. I personally have never farted in my session
But few times the SPs I been with have farted , and it is awkward , one apologized and we carry on, but it has a tendency to dampen my erection for a while.

 

[Elle Diablo]

I also dont know how to handle farting. I personally have never farted in my session
But few times the SPs I been with have farted , and it is awkward , one apologized and we carry on, but it has a tendency to dampen my erection for a while.

OMG!!! ound: ound: ound: ound: ound:

 

[vancity_cowboy]

 

[Slapshot1]

I can't sleep damn. So here goes before you visit any lady. 3 S in jb full effect. Shit, Shower and shave. Before you leave your house. Shave in the morning, shit whenever your body clock tells you to. (don't book appointments during your shit time). Shower before you leave and when you get there.


I remember playing in some senior men's hockey tourneys. When after a night of drinking scotch. We'd arrive early the next morning and the whole team would shuffle off a scotch induced crap in the other team's dressing room bathroom Lol those were the days. Awhhhh team work

Finally!!!! Kinda goes hand in hand with when one was a kid and before a long trip mom would yell out " whoever has to go, go now cuz we're not stopping"
Great idea on the hockey thing, we used to just enjoy punishing our own team mates