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Has Nobody Seen Elsa?

pilkington

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Damn. Sorry to hear she was dissapointing. Was she miles off a 140/30 girl and is an auntie or were you expecting a stunner like the pics? I've seen plenty of 140/30 girls and had lots of great encounters. Sometimes they are just slightly older than the 20s girls who are at 160/30 but are still sexy.
 

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The reason there are no reviews, is the same why there are very few reviews for any girl lately.

Not everybody is willing/able to take the risk with an SP in the middle of a pandemic, where the chances of transmission would be very very high if infected. Given the few SPs working would also see a handful of gents each day, and that carriers can be asymptomatic, this makes it a big consideration.

I agree the pics look intriguing (although the breasts were clearly photoshopped to be larger, see wavy wallpaper, i expect her breasts to be closer to a 'D' than F, as they always exxagerate anyways) but pics at these places are usually misleading anyways. When i asked about her before this pandemic blew up, the phone guy did say upfront she is 'older' , and thus a little cheaper to compensate, so i am expecting an auntie athough i didn't end up seeing her.

but personally i'm not sure i'm willing to undergo the health risks with any SP at this time. I may change my mind later if i get horny enough, whats a guy to do?
 
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pilkington

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She's been advertised for months, well before we had any corona issues here. That's why I'm surprised there are no reviews posted. I would love to hear from any members with some actual information. :thumb:
 

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save your money boys. Saw her when she was in Richmond and shes nothing like the pictures at all. they were definitely run through some crazy filters.
Add 20 years, 20lbs, a small gunt, wrinkles, droopy boobs, and I'm trying to be kind. Picture one of those cashiers at those Asian corner produce markets, I think she's beyond Auntie territory, my mom looks younger and I'm not exactly a young man either.
 

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All those agencies above are hit and miss, but usually a miss.

I've written all of them off by now as the pictures are far too fabricated and my visits tend to be a complete WOT
 

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Those photo shop boobs look long......lol. I like how some shops photo shop a line and extend the cleavage. Sometimes it's starting at there neck. I like big fake boobs, but not big fake photo shop boobs.����
 

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On Luckycat website , there is also a lady name Elva.
Similar pictures with big boobs. Anyone have tried her?
Also noticed nice pictures of girl Luna.
According to the website, most girls seem to be off.
 

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Side-by-side Comparison of the Elsa 5856 REAL vs. Photoshopped pics in ad. You can see resemblances in their look and how the photoshop magic was applied to maker her look much better than in real life.

Thats an 'Asian Auntie' if i've ever seen one!!! Lol.......

 
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pilkington

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Side-by-side Comparison of the Elsa 5856 REAL vs. Photoshopped pics in ad. You can see resemblances in their look and how the photoshop magic was applied to maker her look much better than in real life.

Thats an 'Asian Auntie' if i've ever seen one!!! Lol.......

Good research. Where did you find the real pics?
 

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Has any one known where she is now?saw her last time at the buiding behind metro town.brosan told me she is gone now.wtf..she is one of the best
 
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