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CyberJim

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I've never understood the appeal of 'dirt road' sex. I once read an interview with a starlet where she describes how she was ready for a scene and she had cleaned everything out, but as soon as action began, she started shitting all over the place. She tells how the guy started using his cock as a plunger to clean her out. How is that sexy? Why would anyone want to take the chance of having shit on their dick?
 

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Just a couple thoughts here…if you’re playing with a bum then sh*t can happen. But I think it’s safe to say that’s the exception not the rule. I’d suggest the risk of a dirty dick is worth it for the pleasure…giving or receiving. If you’ve never tried how can’t truly know? Condoms are a good idea by the way. So are bidets. Lastly, don’t yuck other people’s yums.
 

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Just a couple thoughts here…if you’re playing with a bum then sh*t can happen. But I think it’s safe to say that’s the exception not the rule. I’d suggest the risk of a dirty dick is worth it for the pleasure…giving or receiving. If you’ve never tried how can’t truly know? Condoms are a good idea by the way. So are bidets. Lastly, don’t yuck other people’s yums.
I quite agree! Most greek providers clean up quite well. I haven’t had a shitty experience in decades.

My first time was not so good, however. I was in my 20’s and had managed to get my girlfriend hot enough to give it a go. Unfortunately, we were both inexperienced and failed to realize the importance of proper prep. Her shit was nice and runny and my bareback dick looked like a chocolate covered corn dog, when I pulled out. Needless to say she wasn’t pleased, but I still recall the act with fondness. I never hesitate to DATO or go greek when the opportunity arises, today.
 

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Curious to know more about this story, since you're being told about how a guy was 'cleaning her out', but what about the girl?... did she like it?

I mean, you might find it disgusting, but maybe they loved it and was able to push past the muddiness of it all to achieve that level of pleasure.

We're all raised on the belief that 'shit' is the stuff demons are made of, and should be used for "exits only". And with that taboo engrained amongst "proper society", those that enter through the exit are often times rewarded with extreme pleasures..... but granted, it's not for everyone.
 

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I quite agree! Most greek providers clean up quite well. I haven’t had a shitty experience in decades.

My first time was not so good, however. I was in my 20’s and had managed to get my girlfriend hot enough to give it a go. Unfortunately, we were both inexperienced and failed to realize the importance of proper prep. Her shit was nice and runny and my bareback dick looked like a chocolate covered corn dog, when I pulled out. Needless to say she wasn’t pleased, but I still recall the act with fondness. I never hesitate to DATO or go greek when the opportunity arises, today.
So your handle is because you have had a ton of Ass?
 
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I had a friend back in the 70's who was obsessed with anal. He said he didn't feel he'd done the job right unless he had violated all 3 holes. This was with girlfriends. Not pros.
I had never really given it any thought at the time. Although I am no way averse to it. Because of Monicamassage. She's great. But as one provider pointed out here, years ago. You have to have a really strong erection to do the job. Actually, Monica pointed it out as well.....At my age things kind of deflate what with the lack of sensation with a condom etc. Mentally I like it, but it seems the reality is bbbj is more likely at my age to get the job done. If I could go back to my teens I would be in like Flynn, given the chance.
 
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So tell me more sbout how one prepares for the hershey highway run?

Are we talking poop timing, enima action, yoga poses, selective contractions, prayer, diet, fart-lightig, or gregorian chanting????
 
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