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naughtygirl

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Jun 8, 2003
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I usually take a week off..Good for the mind, body, and soul. Well, at least it helps me keep smiling :D
 

BabyBelle

~*Plus sized Barbie doll*
May 31, 2003
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Yeah.. no. Not happening. I can't take a day off even. Not when I've been evicted, have rent a month late to pay, plus this months rent if I can stay, and 1,800 dollars in bills to pay.

life is great, isn't it? :D
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
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bigdman said:
I know the answer, V-L.............LOL
What!!! What is it....tell me!?!?!?!?!

Is it make ketchup sandwhich's for the clients?!?!?!? :D
 

Curley

Hobbyist - Prof. in Oral
Mar 9, 2004
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If you douche, will the flo stop for an hour????????

Oral is the obvious answer but if there's no DATY the guy should know up front. In my book, a day without DATY is a day without "sunshine".


God, I love this hobby!
 

Ophelia Black

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Overclock on birth control pills; skip the week you are supposed to have your period, and start on a new pack right away instead.

Women doctors have been doing this for years.

Do you want to know something whack? Birth control pills work because they make your body think it's already pregnant, right?
And nobody has periods when they're pregnant.

The only reason birth control pills are made with a gap so women have periods is because the scientists who developed the pill back in the 50's/60's were of their time and thought that if women didn't have periods every month they would feel 'less womanly'.

There is really no medical reason for you to have monthly periods if you are on the pill.
 

Curley

Hobbyist - Prof. in Oral
Mar 9, 2004
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DATY 365 days a year! What more can a hard working guy want in life?

Thanks ladies for the info, I feel smarter!



God, I love this hobby!
 

Ophelia Black

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Most women have no idea you can do this - however, that's all about to change - a new pill called Seasonale is coming out any time now.

If you take it, you only have a period 4 times a year - hence the pill's name.

http://www.seasonale.com/
 

Ophelia Black

touch my kimchee
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Hey Dufferin :)

It's totally individual - some women blaze through it in 3-4 days - others can take seven days or more.

For your second question - no more hooped than if she had been pregnant or nursing babies for the same time period - which is what most women did for most of history.

It could be argued that actually having the kids, rather than your body just being chemically fooled for the same time period could be a lot more dangerous to to a woman's health - death during childbirth and childbed fever (sepsis) was a leading cause of death for women until relatively recently - and still is in many developing countries.
 

dogg1

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Feb 18, 2004
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I know that some girls get this medication( I forgot the name of it ) injected and prevents them from getting their period for a certain amount of time. This is good for all those who cannot live without daty.
 

Venn

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BabyBelle said:
you have your period?

Do you still work? Do you do all oral?

I'm curious as to what the rest of you do, when aunt flo comes to visit.
Thankyou Babybelle for introducing this thread!! I mean, you did address it to the "Girls" so that was pretty clear, but I just thought it was hilarious reading the guys responses, since none of has a clue about having a period. All that most guys know is that some pads have wings and some don't!! *LOL*

As to it lasting a week, tho, dosn't that vary a lot from girl to girl? I've known ladies who say its all over and done in a couple of days, while others say its a good week.

Personally, I wouldn't mind if my favorite SP told me ahead of time just oral or a handjob this time .... and maybe adjusted the price accordingly ... tho I'm not sure about the last bit.
 

sushiman

Tempura too ;)
May 12, 2002
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foxgood said:
Gee, I've seen replies about how a lady can stop or shorten the time her periods last, but I still haven't seen an answer to the original question..

If a lady is still having a period from 3 to 7 days each month, and can't afford to stop working, what DOES she do? Does she offer a limited menu, explaining that to her clients, offer full service, but using a sponge?, What else can she offer in her menu to keep her regulars happy?
Russian

As it was explained to me by an sp years ago - while the red (read - Russian communist) tides are prevailing that an alternate location for male relief is between the breasts. This, of course, will vary amongst sp's.
 

naughtygirl

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BabyBelle said:
Yeah.. no. Not happening. I can't take a day off even. Not when I've been evicted, have rent a month late to pay, plus this months rent if I can stay, and 1,800 dollars in bills to pay.

life is great, isn't it? :D
In that case, that isn't so great :( Sorry Babybelle. Perhaps you could offer just oral, massage, good company, and a good time. That way you can keep the cash flowing as you flow ;) Best wishes Babybelle.
 

Cock Throppled

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That guy Hashimoto has a lot to answer for. All this time I thought it was God - it was really some little, Japanese geek that caused this havoc.
 
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