getting laid for "free"

[kerrixoxo]

As a fellow university student, I don't date guys or sleep with guys I go to school with simply for the fact that sleeping with someone on campus may well turn sour and then almost always, the news spreads like wild fire. Yes my campus is big enough to not know everyone but it still happens. I prefer to keep my sex life private and my sexual encounters off campus.

If you are looking for a relationship, then that will take a bit more work. If you are looking to get just "laid", then your best bet is to not expect it to happen after talking to a girl just one time.

Try joining an online dating site (I think POF which is FREE! and notorious for hooking up especially among university/college students) or go to a college night at a local bar!

 

[thehedonist]

As a fellow university student, I don't date guys or sleep with guys I go to school with simply for the fact that sleeping with someone on campus may well turn sour and then almost always, the news spreads like wild fire. Yes my campus is big enough to not know everyone but it still happens. I prefer to keep my sex life private and my sexual encounters off campus.

If you are looking for a relationship, then that will take a bit more work. If you are looking to get just "laid", then your best bet is to not expect it to happen after talking to a girl just one time.

Try joining an online dating site (I think POF which is FREE! and notorious for hooking up especially among university/college students) or go to a college night at a local bar!

Tried all that. Online dating's a joke for non model looking guys. For every 1000 messages I send, I might get one date, which invariably leads to getting rejected in person.

Bars are horrible. Sure, if I approach 20 drunk girls, I might be able to get a makeout before her friends pull her away. But I wouldn't exactly consider that a success.

The only girls who've been receptive have weighed at least 50 lbs. more than me. I've tried going all the way with a few of them, but I just couldn't do it. I need to be aroused.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that talking to girls means nothing. Numbers mean nothing. Even drunk makeouts mean nothing. All that matters is your glans pushed up against her cervix. All these minor "successes" trick guys into thinking that soon they'll get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But they won't.

 

[Christian Bale]

Tried all that. Online dating's a joke for non model looking guys. For every 1000 messages I send, I might get one date, which invariably leads to getting rejected in person.

Bars are horrible. Sure, if I approach 20 drunk girls, I might be able to get a makeout before her friends pull her away. But I wouldn't exactly consider that a success.

The only girls who've been receptive have weighed at least 50 lbs. more than me. I've tried going all the way with a few of them, but I just couldn't do it. I need to be aroused.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that talking to girls means nothing. Numbers mean nothing. Even drunk makeouts mean nothing. All that matters is your glans pushed up against her cervix. All these minor "successes" trick guys into thinking that soon they'll get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But they won't.

You nailed it. Most guys give you the illusion that they are getting laid but they're not getting anything. They make you think that they are busting all kinds of nuts in women, but really the only tip they're giving is to their left hand. Just because you see them making out and hanging out means shit. Very few of them actually bust a nut in those chicks.

I think your problem is not your looks. I know plenty of ugly guys with average incomes who get laid by some hot fucking woman. Your problem is your personality. You don't know how to talk to the women. The guys who get laid by the hot women are the guys who know how to talk to them and how to touch her from the first second they meet. Fuck the bar, go into a grocery store and talk to women there and be fucking sexy in your conversation. It's easy yo! Let me give you an example. Let's say that you see her looking at a pomegranate, then just get into her face, look into her eyes and be like, "That looks like a realy juicy one; mmmmmmmmm" Fuck man, its that fucking easy.

With the women today, you gotta be aggressive yo. Like fuckin rubbin your fuckin nuts on them figuratively speaking. All the guys who have this in common bust their nuts in all kinds of hot women.

Lol, ask me how many times I pay for it with women who charge. I wouldn't waste my money on that. LOL Stop being a nice guy and go bust some nuts in the next hot bi$$$ you meet.

 

[Christian Bale]

If you are new though. Maybe start with a real fat ugly bi##@. Learn how to talk to her and then take her home and fuck the shit out of her. Then move up the attractiveness scale little bit by little bit. That way you will build your confidence so when you start talking to the 9's and 10's, you will be a pro. It's not hard bro, its just sex. Lol

 

[Bartdude]

go into a grocery store and talk to women there and be fucking sexy in your conversation. It's easy yo! Let me give you an example. Let's say that you see her looking at a pomegranate, then just get into her face, look into her eyes and be like, "That looks like a realy juicy one; mmmmmmmmm" Fuck man, its that fucking easy.

With the women today, you gotta be aggressive yo. Like fuckin rubbin your fuckin nuts on them figuratively speaking. All the guys who have this in common bust their nuts in all kinds of hot women.

BAHAHAHAHA

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[Larry Storch]

...Fuck the bar, go into a grocery store and talk to women there and be fucking sexy in your conversation. It's easy yo! Let me give you an example. Let's say that you see her looking at a pomegranate, then just get into her face, look into her eyes and be like, "That looks like a realy juicy one; mmmmmmmmm" Fuck man, its that fucking easy.

Lol, ask me how many times I pay for it with women who charge. I wouldn't waste my money on that. LOL Stop being a nice guy and go bust some nuts in the next hot bi$$$ you meet.

And the comedy just keeps on coming. ound:

Yeah, hardly creepy at all.
When you used that "ultra-smooth line" did she drop to her knees right then and there or perhaps she had an instantanious orgasm?
If you are having sex with women who go for that kind of a line, I'd say you are taking advantage of someone who may be mentally handicapped.
Why are you posting here if you get so much for free? You shouldn't even know this site exists due to the lack of free time because you are having so much free sex.

Seriously, you don't even sound like you are old enough to be here.

 

[Larry Storch]

How does that work in the cabbage and onion section?

Probably better than if you are in the meat department standing infront of the weiners.

 

[lenny]

What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that talking to girls means nothing. Numbers mean nothing. Even drunk makeouts mean nothing. All that matters is your glans pushed up against her cervix. All these minor "successes" trick guys into thinking that soon they'll get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But they won't.

SP's are a sure thing. You could even have real sex, i.e. w/o banging a plastic baggie.

 

[Christian Bale]

And the comedy just keeps on coming. ound:

Yeah, hardly creepy at all.
When you used that "ultra-smooth line" did she drop to her knees right then and there or perhaps she had an instantanious orgasm?
If you are having sex with women who go for that kind of a line, I'd say you are taking advantage of someone who may be mentally handicapped.
Why are you posting here if you get so much for free? You shouldn't even know this site exists due to the lack of free time because you are having so much free sex.

Seriously, you don't even sound like you are old enough to be here.

You win some and u lose some. thats life man. for the most part im pretty good at reading a woman before i talk to her. u wanna know how many women ive recruited into the business just from talking to them casually at a grocery store! lol. Therea way too many hot horny woman out there. its not even funny. theyre fucking everywhere and they are easy if you know how to talk to them. So mr. Hedonist, work on your style and you will start winning. all the best to you.

 

[DavidMR]

growing up I never had much luck with good looking ladies till highschool was over, What did I do to get lookers in the sack, be myself, Hang out with lookers and don;t think your going to get laid for a second and eventually it will intrigue them to the point where they think, all these guys hit on me and try to get me in the sack except this guy. And eventually you will be able to sit back and watch them come to you for a good time. cheers

Yeah, ... I'll be that worked.

 

[Wasted years]

Hodge twins

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[Wasted years]

couldn't make it past 15 seconds of that, might be two of the most annoying people I've seen in a long time

Start watching at 2:45

 

[Dickson]

And the comedy just keeps on coming. ound:

Yeah, hardly creepy at all.
When you used that "ultra-smooth line" did she drop to her knees right then and there or perhaps she had an instantanious orgasm?
If you are having sex with women who go for that kind of a line, I'd say you are taking advantage of someone who may be mentally handicapped.
Why are you posting here if you get so much for free? You shouldn't even know this site exists due to the lack of free time because you are having so much free sex.

Seriously, you don't even sound like you are old enough to be here.

Yea Larry I was asking the same question if it is so easy why are we paying for it? I never found it easy. If anything I find it hard.

 

[bargainshunter]

Casual sex

for the most part im pretty good at reading a woman before i talk to her. u wanna know how many women ive recruited into the business just from talking to them casually at a grocery store! lol..

i am just curious when you say you have recruited many women into the business you are talking about pimping or getting them in bed for own pleasure ?

Therea way too many hot horny woman out there. its not even funny. theyre fucking everywhere and they are easy if you know how to talk to them. So mr. Hedonist, work on your style and you will start winning. all the best to you.

I don't know where you live but in vancouver is the worst city for picking up random chicks for casual sex . i have travelled and lived all over the world i have fucked chicks looked 1 to 10. vancouver chicks gives the worst attitude when the get approached they act like they are all that ,never have seen such a arrogant sluts like in vancouver. girls who is 1 in the looks department think she is 5 ,5 think she is a ten and 10 thinks she victroia runaway model.