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tianna

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so here I am in an internet cafe.. sweat pants no make up wearing a tank top.... and I notice that the man sitting beside me is on perb... he takes a little look around... then he goes on from one escort site to another.. I noticed him checking out sandie lanes... and I tokd him that she was nice and that he would have fun with her... he sort of looks at me like how would you know that...... He did not recognize me :)

So then he found my site, and it was just funny how I was on perb lurking and reading and he was on my site, and that we were sitting side by side..

So I told him.... I pointed to the site and said, "thats me do you have any questions?) lol

he asked if he could write down my number.... and then kept looking through
my site... I have never had this happen before.. I thought Id share it will you guys
 
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littlejimbigher

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He blew it. For such a popular gal to be there and posibly available, he should of tried to book then and there.I know I would have tried.
 
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H.Miller

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So I told him.... I pointed to the site and said, "thats me do you have any questions?)

You may have asked him, "are my pics accurate? Are you capable of MSOG , Do you live with your Mom? etc.--just to keep things interesting.
 
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70sBratski

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Does your spell check work? nah, didn't think so.............

tianna said:
so here I am in an internet cafe.. sweat pants no make up wearing a tank top.... and I notice that the man sitting beside me is on perb... he takes a little look around... then he goes on from one escort site to another.. I noticed him checking out sandie lanes... and I tokd him that she was nice and that he would have fun with her... he sort of looks at me like how would you know that...... He did not recognize me :)

So then he found my site, and it was just funny how I was on perb lurking and reading and he was on my site, and that we were sitting side by side..

So I told him.... I pointed to the site and said, "thats me do you have any questions?) lol

he asked if he could write down my number.... and then kept looking through
my site... I have never had this happen before.. I thought Id share it will you guys
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Poor Poor illiterate SP :(
 
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sexysara

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what are you? the spelling police??

Wow...she made maybe 1 typing error and your calling her a "poor, illiterate SP". What an ass....why don't you post something useful 70's weiner-head :confused: poor grouchy grump
 
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edmontonsubbie

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sexysara said:
Wow...she made maybe 1 typing error and your calling her a "poor, illiterate SP". What an ass....why don't you post something useful 70's weiner-head :confused: poor grouchy grump
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yeah, have to agree....that is a little more than a "bit much". Oh to be perfect! By the way, and trust me on this one, being so perfect is really just another cross to bear...sigh.

What I wanted to know....did this guy know about your spring? dalliance with the llama??

All that aside, kind of a cool story. One of those "moments" of confluence in life which sometimes occur. *using very big words and, hopefully, spelling them correctly so as not to be labelled a poor, illiterate sub*

I'm off to build a cabin...no...not mine...for a rich client.

Have a wonderful weekend each and all.

eddie.
 
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rescue911

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what i would have done

if that guy had been me..naw i have wanted to meet tianna for quite some time so would have known her...but work with me here fellas and ladies...i would have pretended to fall to the floor and fainted. being the proper girl scout she would have rushed over to help me. i would hold my breath until tianna started to do mouth to mouth. then i would have slipped her the tongue and started to explore that lovely ass. ..:D

by then tianna would have picked me up carried me to her car and continued her care all the way home and into the night....yeah i know only a fantasy ..but its mine damn it.....:p

all kidding aside when she first spoke to me i would have been into getting to know her...and since she was obviously free...not booked..i would have been her guy for the rest of the day...yup.
 
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calvinxxx

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I do not kow for sure but it seems to me that there is something in the air that is not quite right. Picking on Tianna for a possible typing error. Charvi because she might have been manipulated by a less than desireable person, someone asking for a student discount ( like whoe gives a shit if you are a student) where is the moon these days?/
 
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nube

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That is pretty cool! Definitely a memory to keep. What a lucky bastard....I wonder how i would handle it if I was in the same situation as him?

I know that I would likely... Be tongue tied...stammpering to find the words only to go home an wonder why I didn't say this or that...and then I'd phone!!!!

And if i didn't do that...it was because I came on the spot!
 
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tianna

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those are the most comfortable things ever !!!

better than yoga pants.. I have a pair in every colour... :p
 
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mr.e

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You should of snuck up behind and him and been like hey what the hell are you reading? Then given him a dirty look and then waited and waited and then revealed to him who you are.

It would of made the story a lot better :D
 
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