Funny ad offers "free sex"

[Oldfart]

It's an English translation of a Chinese ad page.
I think someone may have made a mistake. LOL

 

[ElsiDawson]

Pfft. I've been offering free sex* for years.


*with purchase of sex or equal or greater value.

 

[sybian]

Pfft. I've been offering free sex* for years.


*with purchase of sex or equal or greater value.

I still say we men should be charged by the weight, or volume extracted....charging by the ounce or gram would be a fair trade, the better the job, the more volume is deposited.....the more you'd earn.
Its my understanding the girls in the U.K. charge by the pound.

 

[ElsiDawson]

I still say we men should be charged by the weight, or volume extracted....charging by the ounce or gram would be a fair trade, the better the job, the more volume is deposited.....the more you'd earn.
Its my understanding the girls in the U.K. charge by the pound.

And suddenly it's mandatory MSOG, restrictions against anyone over twenty-five...

 

[sybian]

And suddenly it's mandatory MSOG, restrictions against anyone over twenty-five...

In my case it's just one large load.....I've even had a few complaints of excessive volume.
Living in these mountains tends to build up things.