Franchise alternate names and slogans

[Rowdy Rodney]

I quite often do not use a franchise's stores name when speaking about them and I usualy make fun of some of their slogans. So, I was wondering of what other colorful names and slogans other people use.

For example:

Names:
Canadian Tire ---> Canadian FLAT Tire
McDonalds ---> Micky D's
McDonalds ---> McDenelds (giving it a classier name)
Skytain ---> Sky Death
Save-On-Foods ---> Cave-On-Foods (referring to the roof collapse at the Metrotown/Station Square store many years back)

Slogans:

This one goes back a few years when it was quite true...
Future Shop ---> Why do they call themselves Future Shop when they sell last years models

 

[giro7]

Simpson Sears - Pimps & Queers

 

[Chingada]

One nickname that really pisses me off is the sports media in Vancouver calling General Motors Place, "The Garage." I never hear sports fans calling it that, only the smart asses in the sports media.

To me, it shows an immaturity about corporate sponsorship of stadia, which has been going on for decades. What would the Vancouver sports media call Wrigley Field in Chicago -- the Gum Factory?

My rant for the day and I feel better already!

 

[hitrack]

McDonalds = McDicks

BC Shock & Strut = BC Cock & Slut

The Bay = The Gay (yah like that one needed a bunh of rocket scientists to come up with)

General Motors = Generous Motors (I'm a Chevy man)

Burger King = Porno King

I probably got a hundred more, but can't think right now?!?!?!

 

[steverino]

Mr. Steak- Mr. Mistake
Fuddruckers- Buttfuckers

 

[BS Detector]

SuperStore --- StuporStore

HAHA...Me to Jodie. Can be so crowded that people appear to be walking around in a stupor.

McDonalds...CrapDonalds.

 

[zlmmm]

UPS (United Parcel Service) - Oops

 

[The Happy Tapper]

Tim Hortons -> The Hortons
Tim Hortons -> Timmy's
Superstore -> StupidStore

 

[LonelyGhost]

Island Beauties' Donna -- Island 'booties' want yah

Seduction Unlimited's Vicki -- 'suck it' til its sticky

Victoria's Eden's Luscious -- Victoria's semen gushes ...

 

[Rowdy Rodney]

One nickname that really pisses me off is the sports media in Vancouver calling General Motors Place, "The Garage." I never hear sports fans calling it that, only the smart asses in the sports media.

My rant for the day and I feel better already!

Good to see that you could get that off your chest there Chingada...

The funny thing is, I call it "The Garage" quite often and so do a few others I know. Not all the time though, half the time "The Garage" the other half "GM Place".

Maybe one or two time I have called it "The Wallet Vacuum" because of the food prices