Oh my poor little apprentice! I for one am VERY proud of you! You did yourself a favour, I’ll explain that. You set the bar low. Perfect. Now you know what you don’t want to happen. You got out of your shell and took a swing. Take a look at all the members that visit this board. You think all the girls are so busy that they actually entertain all the guys that visit this board? Shit no. There’s the lounge guys who come to read reviews for entertainment, there’s guys that are out there actually doing it and there’s probably a couple other crowds that I don’t know about, who cares? Point being bud, you’re doing it! You got out of your shell, broke through your comfort zone and now you know you can do it and you’re smart enough to not blow $500 or more on a lady that is out of your league. You are punching in your weight class, that is smart.
Now, you wanna be the god of fuck? Do this…
1. Do some exercise, your body will thank you and your mind will love you.
2. Quit porn. Don’t tell me you can’t, tell me how you can. You admit to having issues? Commit to the change, if you aren’t willing, aint nothing nobody can do for ya. Get professional help, porn addiction is real as any other addiction.
3. You’ve probably jerked off today. Tomorrow you’re not allowed to. Saturday you can. Once. Then two days. Then one day jerk off. Then 3 days. See the pattern here? No porn. Just you. Enjoy it. The buildup is awesome. Make it a game. Or go to Little Sisters and get a locking cage for your junk.
4. Practice, once you can go 10 days no jerking off you should be walking 2 miles a day. Your junk will thank you and so will the rest of your body.
5. Go see a professional once youre ready. See a TANTRIC specialist. Or an EDGING specialist. They won’t let you orgasm until they are ready for you to do it. Tell them everything you’ve told us here going in.
6. Try to have a positive attitude. You think Wayne Gretzky skated the first time he tried? You’re too young to know who he is but anyway, nobody knocks it out of the park on the first go. Cut yourself some slack. You don’t get good at anything until you practice. Wait till we get to lesson 69. Walk before you run…
Learn to enjoy jerking off in front of a woman. Some of them really love that, you might find one in your travels.
All of the above is pure tripe, take it or leave it. Most of it is tongue in cheek but the basic message is that if what you are currently doing isn’t working, try something else, something new, until you find what works, except porn. Butt plugs are awesome. So is a good prostate massage. The past is the past, get the fuck away from it, your relationship from 11 years ago is over, get over her and onto/ into something else for the sake of your own happiness.
