Favorite phrases

[shadowfx]

Being a computer geek my favorite is “Analog”

 

[buddha2]

not hardly

 

[WpgTrucker]

"not my problem"

"you would need 2 promotions just to make asshole"

 

[WinnipegCharlie]

"I'm your Call Girl, not your Beck and Call Girl"

"If I want any shit from you, I'll squeeze your head"

Uh yeah, I'll get right on that"



xoxoxo
Charlie

 

[Rusty Angel]

If I want shit from you I'll scrape your tounge.

 

[WinnipegCharlie]

If I want shit from you I'll scrape your tounge.

Ewwwww!!

One more "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

Yee hawww!!

xoxoox
Charlie

 

[MRGREEN]

I've got a head for business and a bod for sin........lol

 

[buddha2]

pirates of the caribbean

I like applying these to golf:

1. they're really not rules, they're more like guidelines....

2. it's not cheating, it's speeding up play...

 

[mick_eight]

He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

 

[sexysynners]

Good times don't last,strong people do!

 

[Rusty Angel]

This thread is tighter than a frogs asshole under water.

 

[Sigpig02]

One of my favs

Smooth move skippy

 

[mick_eight]

tighter then a mouses ear

 

[CARGO1]

"horny as a two peckered goat"

Oh crap I was going to use "horny as a two peckered owl"

I like the goat..lol

I like " you're very aggressive" to be used after someone asks you to do something you dont want to.

or Its not pretty being easy!

cargo

 

[BOBST]

S & T !!!!

 

[MadCow]

To err is human... To get paid for it divine!

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[DeaAphrodite]

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

 

[bigmoe69er]

Bassakwards, farkin a, and jesus frog.

---Dr. Moe

 

[Avery]

Oh crap I was going to use "horny as a two peckered owl"

I like the goat..lol

I've always heard "horny as a two-peckered owl" (Canada) or "horny as a four-peckered goat" (USA).

Gotta get those pecker counts right!

 

[MadCow]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy