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So, as I was tying my necktie after spending an hour with Kendra that can only be described as sublime, perfect pleasure, I commented on how most clothing has some kind of sexual connotation in its design. "For example," I asked, "can you see the sexual connotation in a man's necktie?" She gave me this demure little smile and shook her pretty head as if she couldn't possibly guess.
Yeah right Kendra! Whether they're tied too long or short can tell a woman a lot about a man at a glance and of course ties are always pointing down like an arrow to the center of a man's universe. And they're tied like a leash around his neck so a smart young beauty like you can just grab hold and take advantage of us. Yummy! No wonder men have kept wearing these little fashion accessories for over a hundred years!
You can grab mine anytime Beautiful!
 

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Whether they're tied too long or short can tell a woman a lot about a man at a glance and of course ties are always pointing down like an arrow to the center of a man's universe.
What does it tell about a man when his shirt tail sticks out of his open fly?
I don't wear a necktie so I have to do something to draw attention to it. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the fashion tips....have you met Spermie yet. ;)

Kendra certainly is a beauty, thanks for the review Bad Santa. :)
 

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How about men who wear bow ties? I wear a bow tie (the real McCoy, not a clip-on) occasionally with a suit or blazer. What does a bow tie say about a man?
How about men who wear bow ties? ... What does a bow tie say about a man?
Hey sperminator, your face chin deep between to big "V's"? They might as well call you "Pussyman"!
 

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Everyone on PERB will disagree with that.
Well, since I'm obviously "Clueless in PERBville":confused: maybe someone can offer me some clues. 'Cause if I were wearing a bow tie all I'd be thinking is, "I want to be James (Pussyman) Bond!" I'd like mine served shaken and stirred!:rolleyes:
 
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