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ExTrEme April is ExTrEme

sparky444

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I rarely post. Really nothing happens very often that makes me want to post. Plus that and I don't poon often.
This week was a little different. I met April!
I had tried a couple times to book with April but things always fell apart at the last second. But I persevered and was finally able to meet with her:)
I won't go into detail, but I will say April is very extreme on so many different levels;)
As stated before she isn't a young woman but she is a very beautiful woman both ouside (& more importantly) the inside. She is an open book. The session is all give. She treats u like a King!
I'm still replaying or session & will for years to come! That's right Years. Lol
I now understand other posts a little better about her!
Until you meet with her you'll just never really appriciate what others are trying to say
(Our brains are still mush)

Thanks April for an amazingly awesome time!! You were Fan-diddly-tastic!! I wish you the nothing but the best.
 

sparky444

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yes sir

I do. I did find it hard to write though. I'm not a word-smith like others on the board and my brain is still mush. So many things and experiences to digest.
I'd like to thank the board for posting. This is a really good and informative place for all of us. That's why I had to post about April. She has a really awesome service and treats you like royalty. She is very matter of factly in a good way. Very open with her sexulity. Felt if someone didn't know about her they should.
If there are any fence sitters out there. Get off the fence man!!
Thanks again to April.
 

TT300Z

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Great review!

Any woman who can fit a bowling pin up her ass sideways is a hero in my books! You go guuuuuurrrl! :)
 

wannabe

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Say what you want but

Great review!

Any woman who can fit a bowling pin up her ass sideways is a hero in my books! You go guuuuuurrrl! :)
Doesnt change the fact that she knows how to make a guy feel better than EVER!!!

You keep taking your pokes TT......April is exciting and pleasurable, two things you will never be!
 

TT300Z

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Doesnt change the fact that she knows how to make a guy feel better than EVER!!!

You keep taking your pokes TT......April is exciting and pleasurable, two things you will never be!
I am not dissing April at all. I have an inner admiration for girls with open minds, and she presents herself on this board with class.

As for you, keep taking shots at me, trolling me, and trying to bait me in a fight and I will get Super Moderator to take care of it.

Strike one. Consider this a warning.
 

Extreme April

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Please no fighting you two. :(

First off wannabe....I didnt take what TT said as being an insult at all. In fact it did the opposite...it made me smile. I caught her meaning right away.
I want to thank you though for defending me, even though it was not warranted in this case. You are a sweetheart all the same and I send a kiss your way *mmmuuuahh*. I think you need to see me hun and get rid of that pent up stress. You know you will feel nice and relaxed when you leave me :p

TT, I thank you for you post as your dry/sarcastic sense of humor is not always picked up right away. But I caught it and like I said before...it did bring a smile to my face. Please understand that it can be misconstued sometimes and I believe that is the case here.

So both of you kiss and make up :D

And as for you Sparky. I thank you very much for the nice review and I hope that this will not be the last that I see of you.....I would like to add to that list of many "firsts" for you hee hee. :p

Take care everyone.
Try to stay dry in this crazy weather of ours.

Be nice to each other.
love and laughs
April
 

bluebeetle

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April is an amazing girl,she is a must see for sure.One of her best qualities is her attitude,she is so nice,and can even make a Emo crack a smile and laugh a little :p .If my job was not eating my life away,I would see her more often.
 

wannabe

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As for you, keep taking shots at me, trolling me
you cant troll a troll! I will consider myself warned, although I posted to this thread before you got here!

If you really are turning a new leaf, you have to give us a little time to see the NEW YOU!

Good luck with the makeover.
 

Extreme April

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Your right about that and I tried to get in earlier this week, but you have become way too popular :(
Well sweetheart...You know my BJ special is coming on Tuesday, add that with the $10 off coupon. Is $150 out of your pirce range? And if you want FS. That is my Wed special for $200.
Babe, you just got to make an app. to see me. If you are going to be late or cancel that is ok. At least you would have a shoe in the door :)

Bluebeetle,
You are the real sweety here. You are my big teddybear. And I am floored to hear that you are retiring. I will get into more with you. When I pm you later. :(

Thanks again everyone for your kind words.
Please be safe and nice to each other.

love and laughs
April
 

wannabe

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Huh?

Is $150 out of your pirce range?
April
Not sure what you mean by this comment? Last time I was in to see you I paid your rate and donated an extra 20 towards your surgury fund. Also I paid 250 to Alesya for her so called full service! Time with you has way more value than any of them! Believe me, I dont think anyone would complain about your rates.
 

Extreme April

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Not sure what you mean by this comment? Last time I was in to see you I paid your rate and donated an extra 20 towards your surgury fund. Also I paid 250 to Alesya for her so called full service! Time with you has way more value than any of them! Believe me, I dont think anyone would complain about your rates.
Oh no hun, please dont think that is what I meant. hee hee. Just saying that if it isnt in budget this week and you need that stress relief hee hee......well, that there was another way to still get relief without breaking your budget.
I did not by no means, want you to think I was putting you down hun. That was the last thing i wanted to do. Was just saying that the BJ is just as good of a stress reliever, as FS would be.
But I will keep quiet before I stick my foot in my mouth more....:D (hey that sounds kinky, oh i wonder.....never mind lol)

love and laughs
April
 
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