While more than a little creepy it could be handy. Take now for instance, you could be typing away on PERB while still stroking your dick.Baby With 3 Arms May Have Surgery
By CHRISTOPHER BODEEN
The Associated Press
Wednesday, May 31, 2006; 8:51 AM
SHANGHAI, China -- Doctors in Shanghai are considering surgery options for a two-month old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.
Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center.
"His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm," Chen said in a telephone interview. "It's quite difficult to decide how to do the operation on him."
Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in all those cases it was clear what limb was more developed.
Evolution starting to accept masturbation or freak of nature?
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It doesn't surprise me that China has a lot of strange birth defects, from the sounds of their horrible pollution and lack of health standards.
But humans could use improvement....
1) an additional 2 arms coming out of the back
2) a head that can rotate 360 deg.
3) wings like a bat that protrude from under the extra 2 arms
4) legs like a horse, ours are too weak
5) an exoskeleton as well as an inner one
and for the ladies,
1) laying eggs and hatching them like birds, instead of pregnancy like a mammal - that way, no stretchmarks and less grief.
But humans could use improvement....
1) an additional 2 arms coming out of the back
2) a head that can rotate 360 deg.
3) wings like a bat that protrude from under the extra 2 arms
4) legs like a horse, ours are too weak
5) an exoskeleton as well as an inner one
and for the ladies,
1) laying eggs and hatching them like birds, instead of pregnancy like a mammal - that way, no stretchmarks and less grief.
that and with 1.5 billion people you're bound to get the odd odditygeorgebushmoron said:
There's an understatementgeorgebushmoron said:
don't know if that would work for me.....every now and then I do something stupid and would want to strangle myself.....although it would make wiping your ass easiergeorgebushmoron said:
Other than the additional eyewear costs I'd rather have four extra eyes...one on each side and two at the back.georgebushmoron said:
That would be kewl!georgebushmoron said:
With the cock to matchgeorgebushmoron said:
Good idea, but I think if we had the exoskeleton we wouldn't need the inner one, just adds too much weight with the extra volume made available by not having internal bones could be replaced by additional organs....something that could produce poisonous venom, larger bladder so you only have to piss once a day, etc.georgebushmoron said:
Hmmm....while it sounds like a good idea I see the potential for problems. The minute she pops out the egg I can see some poor fuckers having to stay home and sit on it while she's out seeing a cockerelgeorgebushmoron said:
oh man one thing I hadn't thought of is that a burglar could break in and make an omellete from it. Maybe girls laying eggs like chickens isn't such a good idea.gravitas said:
The best thing would be a mute button!
no more nagging!
and when the neighbourhood brats starting screaming you can just
hit the mute on the remote and have some fucking peace
and quiet!
oh yeah, a 'select-the-sex-response' switch on chicks ... never mind this
'toftt' bullhonk ... just dial in the level of excitement you want, swipe your
credit card and hang on! some geezers may need to tone it down a bit,
but I'm guessing the 'fuck-me-til-i'm-flat' option would be popular!
no more nagging!
and when the neighbourhood brats starting screaming you can just
hit the mute on the remote and have some fucking peace
and quiet!
oh yeah, a 'select-the-sex-response' switch on chicks ... never mind this
'toftt' bullhonk ... just dial in the level of excitement you want, swipe your
credit card and hang on! some geezers may need to tone it down a bit,
but I'm guessing the 'fuck-me-til-i'm-flat' option would be popular!
LOL - I'm close to being finished the novel Neuromancer, and one of the scenes in there takes Case (the main guy) to see "puppets"...LonelyGhost said:oh yeah, a 'select-the-sex-response' switch on chicks ... never mind this 'toftt' bullhonk ... just dial in the level of excitement you want, swipe your credit card and hang on! some geezers may need to tone it down a bit, but I'm guessing the 'fuck-me-til-i'm-flat' option would be popular!
Essentially, these are women who rent out their bodies for sex, but they have some sort of chip put in so that they are not "present" during anything - but he chip makes them them "perfect" women for whatever you are looking for. When their shift is over, they just turn it off/pop it out, and go on their merry way.
Now if only I could get one of those to make me not be "present" during dishes and laundry, yet get them done anyway....
I'll take the 3 arms. That way I can surf for porn, beat off, and eat a ham sandwich all at the same time!
A man goes to see the optometrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks, "Why? It doesn't make you go blind." The doctor replies, "I know, but it's disturbing to the other patients."
