Emma @ Platinum

[Fuzzy Thumper]

Emma. Lovely young lady... very pretty brunette, taller than I expected from her (very accurate) pictures... slender body that (sans artwork) reminds me of... well.... it's an awesome body. Playful, friendly personality. All the potential for a superstar companion.

Except for the "companion" part. Does NOT like rabbits. Or rather - because I know Mr. Bobo had recounted a good session with her - does not like THIS rabbit (not really a surprise... the "less seasoned" ones almost never do). Shame, really... she's adorable.


And Platinum Club? Comes a point where you can't help drawing comparisons to Penthouse (a.k.a. The Place Where Happy Goes to Die). Zero for three - not the spa for me.


Happy Thumpsgiving, all!

 

[ThisEndUp]

Emma. Lovely young lady... very pretty brunette, taller than I expected from her (very accurate) pictures... slender body that (sans artwork) reminds me of... well.... it's an awesome body. Playful, friendly personality. All the potential for a superstar companion.

Except for the "companion" part. Does NOT like rabbits. Or rather - because I know Mr. Bobo had recounted a good session with her - does not like THIS rabbit (not really a surprise... the "less seasoned" ones almost never do). Shame, really... she's adorable.


And Platinum Club? Comes a point where you can't help drawing comparisons to Penthouse (a.k.a. The Place Where Happy Goes to Die). Zero for three - not the spa for me.


Happy Thumpsgiving, all!

what did you do fuzzy?

 

[Bad Santa]

Emma. Lovely young lady... very pretty brunette, taller than I expected from her (very accurate) pictures... slender body that (sans artwork) reminds me of... well.... it's an awesome body. Playful, friendly personality. All the potential for a superstar companion.

Except for the "companion" part. Does NOT like rabbits. Or rather - because I know Mr. Bobo had recounted a good session with her - does not like THIS rabbit (not really a surprise... the "less seasoned" ones almost never do). Shame, really... she's adorable.


And Platinum Club? Comes a point where you can't help drawing comparisons to Penthouse (a.k.a. The Place Where Happy Goes to Die). Zero for three - not the spa for me.


Happy Thumpsgiving, all!

Aww Fuzzy, what did you do to scare the little chikadee?? Maybe Bad Santa has to pay her a visit to make things all better! These pretty young ladies get so sweet when they taste my candy cane!

 

[massage-lover]

Hey Bad Santa,

We aren't spring chickens ourselves. I want to know extactly how that candy cane you have is so unresistable to the ladies. Actually, I think I've been fairly blessed myself. even the younger ladies show me a great time in most cases. I usually warn them before hand when possable that I may be older than there father. Perhaps that helps prepare them for the initial shock. I do try to stay in shape, but lets face it, it can only help so much. Unfortunately, I usually get a little nervous before hand which causes me to have frigid hands. I honestly don't know how they can stand it.

Ya know, the more I've tried putting muself in there shoes, the more I realize how difficult there profession can be. I truely admire all SP's for this and many other things they have accomplished.

 

[Bad Santa]

Hey Bad Santa,

We aren't spring chickens ourselves. I want to know extactly how that candy cane you have is so unresistable to the ladies. Actually, I think I've been fairly blessed myself. even the younger ladies show me a great time in most cases. I usually warn them before hand when possable that I may be older than there father. Perhaps that helps prepare them for the initial shock. I do try to stay in shape, but lets face it, it can only help so much. Unfortunately, I usually get a little nervous before hand which causes me to have frigid hands. I honestly don't know how they can stand it.

Ya know, the more I've tried putting muself in there shoes, the more I realize how difficult there profession can be. I truely admire all SP's for this and many other things they have accomplished.

Hey, why do you think they call me "Santa"? It's 'cause I always come bearing gifts. Usually, the sweeter the gifts, the sweeter the young lady gets! That and the fact most girls love guys in red suits!

 

[massage-lover]

Santa,

See, you couldn't be all bad after all, lol. My question would be - What pray tell would you bring to two traveling SP's that they might want, but don't already have, that they would like.... I guess I'm just not creative enough to figure that one out. I'm afraid flowers just wouldn't cut it, and treats can be a two edged sword as well. Edable undies, sorry, but I don't know there sizes. I can always bring a heart shaped balloon, but thats just corny. Any Ideas?

 

[Bad Santa]

Santa,

See, you couldn't be all bad after all, lol. My question would be - What pray tell would you bring to two traveling SP's that they might want, but don't already have, that they would like.... I guess I'm just not creative enough to figure that one out. I'm afraid flowers just wouldn't cut it, and treats can be a two edged sword as well. Edable undies, sorry, but I don't know there sizes. I can always bring a heart shaped balloon, but thats just corny. Any Ideas?

A bottle or 2 of expensive champagne usually goes right to their pretty heads. It's the bubbles, I think. They start giggling and pretty soon even Bad Old Santa starts to look like James Fucking Bond in a bow tie!!

They can't wait to untie that bow tie. It makes them feel like they're unwrapping their favorite XXXmas present!!!