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Well chappie, go see Lauren or Cassidy at Penthouse and get that virginty take care of an tell them you've never done this before, and I'll bet your back the next day!! I have not seen Cassidy, but Ive had a hundred PM"S telling me to get in there. Lauren is the girl you've been beating off to for years. Don't fall in love, it's only an hour.
Well chappie, go see Lauren or Cassidy at Penthouse and get that virginty take care of an tell them you've never done this before, and I'll bet your back the next day!! I have not seen Cassidy, but Ive had a hundred PM"S telling me to get in there. Lauren is the girl you've been beating off to for years. Don't fall in love, it's only an hour.
I don't know if this makes you feel better or not, but the money wasn't exactly wasted. At about $200 per session, you did get fvcked for the equivalent of about four straight days, and spent about... (pulling out calculator)... fifteen minutes in orgasm... That's pretty cool...Kurrupt said:
Here's another way to look at it to make you feel better. You could easily have spent that amount dating, marrying, and divorcing one girl in that amount of time. 
To tell the truth, this can be a very hard hobby to quit if you have the cash and you don't have a relationship going. The lure of no-stings sex is pretty enticing once you've started doing this. If you feel this is really becoming a problem for you, try going cold turkey and spend the money in bars instead. Substitute one vice for another so to speak. There's my free advice for the day.
To tell the truth, this can be a very hard hobby to quit if you have the cash and you don't have a relationship going. The lure of no-stings sex is pretty enticing once you've started doing this. If you feel this is really becoming a problem for you, try going cold turkey and spend the money in bars instead. Substitute one vice for another so to speak. There's my free advice for the day. Sure,,,,
I think I'd rather screw myself broke. So threepeat, how did you calculate the 15 minutes? Time yourself having an orgasm? Can you calculate how many gallons of load that would be? I'm kinda curious. Assume I didn't get laid every day just every second, so that would be 5 tablespoons each time!! Do you know how many millilitres are in a tablespoon? I will have to get back to you with the answer on that one! I should have paid more attention in Home-ec, instead of always trying to cop a feel from this chick named Sherry! Sherry had great firm titties, actually all the chicks in grade 8 did. We used to take turns going behind the curtains in the gym and look at Sherry's tits. She charged one smoke!
I think I'd rather screw myself broke. So threepeat, how did you calculate the 15 minutes? Time yourself having an orgasm? Can you calculate how many gallons of load that would be? I'm kinda curious. Assume I didn't get laid every day just every second, so that would be 5 tablespoons each time!! Do you know how many millilitres are in a tablespoon? I will have to get back to you with the answer on that one! I should have paid more attention in Home-ec, instead of always trying to cop a feel from this chick named Sherry! Sherry had great firm titties, actually all the chicks in grade 8 did. We used to take turns going behind the curtains in the gym and look at Sherry's tits. She charged one smoke!
Cutting is easier than quiting..
Kurrupt, if it's of any value to you, there was a time when I would see up to 5 SP's a week. sometimes for a year strait. You know off and on. When the cash flows are extemely high ya say ah what the fuck it only a hundred, then decide to bang her ass and now its maybe two. This year I decided to put a hold on that much tang, it tends to be not good for alot of things. Now I go once every few weeks instead. Seems a little easier than cold turkey. A few sessions with the wrong chiks have really motivated me pack it in. I seriously would rather pound a sausage then pay someone who is only half as hot as she thinks she is a couple of hun for nothing more than a shit lay. We are very lucky in this city to have some of the best SP's in the MP's. It just seems the more studio's that open the more the useless attendants have somewhere to go. I say this when far less than 1 in 10 are of what I speak of. Some of the absolute wildest all out sessions, with extremely hot babes, happened in the MP's. But I sooooo hear ya.
Kurrupt, if it's of any value to you, there was a time when I would see up to 5 SP's a week. sometimes for a year strait. You know off and on. When the cash flows are extemely high ya say ah what the fuck it only a hundred, then decide to bang her ass and now its maybe two. This year I decided to put a hold on that much tang, it tends to be not good for alot of things. Now I go once every few weeks instead. Seems a little easier than cold turkey. A few sessions with the wrong chiks have really motivated me pack it in. I seriously would rather pound a sausage then pay someone who is only half as hot as she thinks she is a couple of hun for nothing more than a shit lay. We are very lucky in this city to have some of the best SP's in the MP's. It just seems the more studio's that open the more the useless attendants have somewhere to go. I say this when far less than 1 in 10 are of what I speak of. Some of the absolute wildest all out sessions, with extremely hot babes, happened in the MP's. But I sooooo hear ya.
One that will help ya quit!!
Couple of weeks ago I decided to stop in at a studio tha I have only frequented once or so in 15 yrs. The girl that came to the door was friendly and looked a lot better from the waiste down. She gave me a tour and was a sexy friendly and gave me a price hard to refuse. So I stayed. Gave a nice massage in the nude, which sorry to say, looked better with the clothes on. Anyway, got down to business and realized .... I don't know what I realized. I was having a hard time keepin the snake in the cave, he had changed his mind since walking in the door. I got her to turn around and go doggy, closed my eyes dreamed of a happy place and slammed it hard. The snake thew up finally, and left the cave.
I will not reveal the studio or the girl, cause believe it or not she had a very nice personality and I don't want to do that to her. Thats what got me to stay in the first place. Which is another reason to quit.
Couple of weeks ago I decided to stop in at a studio tha I have only frequented once or so in 15 yrs. The girl that came to the door was friendly and looked a lot better from the waiste down. She gave me a tour and was a sexy friendly and gave me a price hard to refuse. So I stayed. Gave a nice massage in the nude, which sorry to say, looked better with the clothes on. Anyway, got down to business and realized .... I don't know what I realized. I was having a hard time keepin the snake in the cave, he had changed his mind since walking in the door. I got her to turn around and go doggy, closed my eyes dreamed of a happy place and slammed it hard. The snake thew up finally, and left the cave.
I will not reveal the studio or the girl, cause believe it or not she had a very nice personality and I don't want to do that to her. Thats what got me to stay in the first place. Which is another reason to quit.
There was a thread in the lounge by someone who was trying to get his favourite SP off of crack. I forget the thread and am too lazy to look it up, but one of the ex-addicts who replied said that an addiction is caused when the mind is trained to act in a repeated pattern. The key to breaking the addiction is to break the pattern.
Speaking for myself, I went 2x a week at my peak, now I'm down to about once every week and a half. It's a lot easier on my budget, and I can now see for myself that it's a lot easier to extend that period to once every 2 weeks, maybe eventually longer.
But each person's different. Some like the cold turkey thing. But the key is to break the pattern.
Speaking for myself, I went 2x a week at my peak, now I'm down to about once every week and a half. It's a lot easier on my budget, and I can now see for myself that it's a lot easier to extend that period to once every 2 weeks, maybe eventually longer.
But each person's different. Some like the cold turkey thing. But the key is to break the pattern.
