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Does watching brokeback mountain make me gay?

nube

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No it doesn't make you gay. I was disappointed when I finally saw the film when it came out on DVD. The subject matter didn't make me unconfortable, I just found the story slow and boring. The academy made the right choice picking Crash over Brokeback. If you ask me this movie was way overhyped. I did think the cinematography was excellent though.
I kinda agree with your review as well. It did make me a little uncomfortable , but that's my issue. But as the movie progressed is was a little easier. Would i watch it again?? Not likely, Would I recommend it? Sure it had a good story line, good acting and great scenery.
 

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yup....

Why the hell are women so obsessed with having their guy see this movie and maybe even like it? What if it actually turned your boyfriend gay and he decides to secretly suck off guys or take it up the ass while he's dating you? Would that make you happy?

Can't explain it but may have turned him gay. I also have asked previous boyfriends if I could put makeup on them.

Everyone knows that watching cowboys banging each other for an hour "turns" you gay:rolleyes: Not sure how he is now but it is a lovely picture.

Haven't seen him dancing in a sequined tube top yet at celebrities but who knows what the future holds:D
 

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Why the hell are women so obsessed with having their guy see this movie and maybe even like it? What if it actually turned your boyfriend gay and he decides to secretly suck off guys or take it up the ass while he's dating you? Would that make you happy?
Some men are too so obsessed to see thier girlfriends kissing another women...
 

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Yes !!!!

It's a global conspiracy by gay males worldwide to convert all heterosexual males into homosexuals. :rolleyes:
The movie have subliminal images and sounds buried deep in its format designed to rewire the male brain so that all sexual urges towards women are diverted towards males :eek:
The conversion is permanent ... the only way to prevent this is to either a) never EVER watch the movie or b) watch the movie wrapped in aluminum foil and wear 3-D glasses to block the subliminal signals from reaching your brain. :p
 

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It's a global conspiracy by gay males worldwide to convert all heterosexual males into homosexuals. :rolleyes:
The movie have subliminal images and sounds buried deep in its format designed to rewire the male brain so that all sexual urges towards women are diverted towards males :eek:
The conversion is permanent ... the only way to prevent this is to either a) never EVER watch the movie or b) watch the movie wrapped in aluminum foil and wear 3-D glasses to block the subliminal signals from reaching your brain. :p
You know you ARE right, there was a significant decline in the SP business for two days following the opening night, according to an Angus-Reid poll. Sales for Viagra temporalialy declined as well. Apparently many men were 'turned off'.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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does waching ..........
Yes....hell watching a romantic straight movie makes your borderline gay Barback mountain definitely puts you in card carrying fudgepacker territory. Did you figure out whether you like to pitch or catch ?:D
 

georgebushmoron

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Some men are too so obsessed to see thier girlfriends kissing another women...
It's true. The appeal for men in watching their girlfriend kiss other girls is perhaps that they want to know the potential is there for a 3-some, even if no concrete plans are made at the current time.

However, I still don't understand why a female would want their boyfriend to dress like a girl, put makeup on him, and watch men fuck. It doesn't seem to me that it is a common fantasy among these women to have a 3-some with their boyfriend and another man, or is that really the motivating factor? What's with dressing like a girl and putting makeup on him?
 

The Lizard King

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Does watching brokeback mountain make me gay?

Yep...100% cocksmoker...and probably a Leafs fan.


 

Nickthenoob

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you're so gay that you bought it and watched it that you now have to wear flaming leopard pants and a lovely fruit punch head dress.
 

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Does watching brokeback mountain make me gay?

Yep...100% cocksmoker...and probably a Leafs fan.
dude, that's the best answer i've seen so far (about the leafs fan thing).

lil asian guy: it was a dumb question to start with but it stirred in some funny comments. i don't think watching the movie makes you gay but sticking your dick in another guy would. actually wanting to stick your dick in another guy would make you gay. and being a leafs fan.....
 

Mr Blonde

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you people are fucked

1) this is a very good movie. and if you're too much of a puss to squirm through two sex "a la fudge" scenes then you need to grow a pair.

2) i've seen this movie 3 times. once in theaters by myself (i'm a movie nut) and twice on two seperate occasions with TWO different girls and BOTH times i ended up tapping that ass shortly there after.

3) anna hathaways boobs. (nuff said)

4) if you can sit through the kinky kelly donkey show in clerks 2, you can handle brokeback mountain.
 

The Lizard King

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Well, Mr.Blonde, there are two conclusions one could draw from your response.
1) You are not a homo.

2) You went to see the film by yourself first as your curiosity and sexually confused mind got the best of you. Then you felt the need to take a woman the next time, and ultimately banged her, in order to falsely substantiate your own manhood to yourself. When that didn't quite work out, you tried it again. When THAT didn't quite work out, you waited for the opportunity to present itself on this board so you could relate your little tale, as in "look at me, I can't be a homo", and get a little PC reinforcement that you obviously need to convince yourself you are not a homo.

Now, I'm not being judgmental here, but surely you can see how folks who are clearly not as open minded as I am could come to the conclusion that it's about time you were honest with yourself.
 

InTheBum

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One of two things...

You either have a tiny penis or you are serious queer...either way, you are a freak of society!
 
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