Danger Will Robinson!

[niceguy31]

Hello all,

I decided to be adventurous and try a new place big mistake! It was on 107 and 107 ( Paradise I think) located in a strip mall. The 3 drunks hanging out at the liquor store should have warned me but nooo I had to go on a adventure and went in.
I was greeted by Shylo, young native girl. Only been an SP for a week. She was cute but not into it at all. She asked for a basic (money)up front so I thought well thats odd but fair and I asked her if we could do a hot tub. Well she didnt doesnt like them. The whole session went down hill. She didnt know pricing and I paid too much for what I got. She said that she was in a bad mood ugh not fun at all.

My question if you walk into a MP how can you leave? I feel like an ass if someone greets me and I want to walk. Any suggestions?
I guess if the MP says it hiring stay away....

 

[Dark_Knight]

The one thing I use sometimes is ask if their are any (other hair colour than the girl at the door) on shift... Go with Red usually since there are fewer... and pray the other is busy... then leave...

 

[Right Said Fred]

You have to remember it is your money your spending. I believe you should not be obligated to stay. I have walked out once before comitting to anything. Had that feeling in my stomach that it wasn't good to be a good session. I just said I would come back another time and left. That night I ended up at Penthouse and had a nice session with Gina.

 

[Calgary_Pooner]

Here are the excuses I always use:

If it is at a well-known studio I ask for a girl who I know is good. If she is there great if not I simply ask when her next shift will be and leave.

If it is one of the less known studios I always tell the girl that I decided to pop in and check the place out and did not bring any money with me.

 

[wannabe]

Well niceguy more than enough ways for you to get out and keep your name

sure like that on of emi's, i am still laughing.

 

[Pussyman]

Try "I got a page, I have to go into work" "I forgot my money in the car" "do you take visa,mastercard, interact" and if all else fails "do you mind if i have herpes?"

Sounds like Emily knows us pooners much too well. I've used a few of those myself although I've never heard of the last one before. LOL. Wouldn't it be strange though if some SP actually said "No I don't mind". EEEK!

Niceguy31, I guess you come by your name for a reason.
Don't be afraid to change your mind or tell an SP that you rather see someone else. I'm sure most of these ladies realize that every guy has different tastes and they don't appeal to everyone. Sometimes you got to let your big head actually out thinks the little head.

 

[Rebecca]

One time at Escape I had a guy come in and it was so obvious he did'nt want to stay with me but I felt like having some fun anyway. He asked me if I could put my fist up his butt and I said yeah sure, no problem. Then he asked if he could put his up mine and I said, hey that sounds like fun. Then he offered me something ridiculous like $40 and I said well I'm really broke so I could really use the money.

Basically he ran out the door with his tail between his legs. I laughed and laughed.

Nice guy, just be honest and say you'll check back another time. We've heard all the excuses in the book and I think most girls would appreciate if the guy keeps it simple without some kind of excuse. We don't get offended, unless the same guy comes in week after week and never stays with anybody. In those cases its just very annoying.

 

[OilMan]

~LOL~ it looks like Swedishbridget isn't the only one with wild sense of humour

 

[trawler]

Rebecca, quit telling our ...

private stories (LOL).

 

[Urban_Male]

nice guy.. just leave man.

If I walk in to an MP, and I don't like the girls. I just say thank you and have a good night, and off I go to the next one.

Believe me you don't want to waste your money. I know I am one picky guy, so I end up leaving probably more times than I stay.
If the girls get upset with that, then that's their problem not yours. We all have our tastes.

Urban...

 

[Lauren]

LOL... Rebecca... that's too funny. I agree with you 100%, though. I don't need an excuse for why someone doesn't want to stay with me. We realize that you might be coming in for a specific type of lady and if I'm not it and I sense any hesitation from you, I'll send out the other girls. If they don't do it for you.... just say thanks and leave. I don't want to be in an uncomfortable session, knowing that the gentleman is laying there wishing he was anywhere else but with me. That just isn't any fun at all....

 

[SwedishBrijitte]

That reminds me Rebecca the client that asked me if I did Domination-I said Oh yeah, Ill wing it I thought-and then asked if I would be willing to take a hammer to his dink. Fucking sick basterd-I sent him packing pretty fast!

 

[trawler]

SwedishBrijitte you are just ...

a little sweetie after all (LOL)! Yikes, I have this image stuck in my mind of the hammer heading for the LittleMan. Thank God my BigMan has more sense and for your prospective client's anatomy, thank God you have more sense (wink)!

 

[sunny]

ha hah ha!!!Good one swedish,now excuce my ignorance(yet again) Domination-1? Is it submission style(tied up and whipped)?

 

[Lilith]

Shoulda sent him over to me...

 

[SwedishBrijitte]

I will next time Lilith! LOL

 

[Lilith]

LOL, tell him I'll come down on him with the wrath of Thor!

 

[Bueller]

And he'll be incredibly thor aftherwardth?

 

[Lilith]

thertainly!

 

[BS Detector]

you THILLYs

uh-hah-hah-hah. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!