Please stay away. Why?
1.) Telephone lady will confuse you with "Gastown" when it's Gaston @ Joyce
2.) Lady who opened door tells me she's Bobo, then claims to be Daisy when I asked for Daisy, no Bait & Switch, just straight up "I'm who-the-fvk-ever you want me to be"
3.) Place smells like my nutsack after several days of no shower
4.) Bedroom door has no sound proof value whatsoever
5.) Papasan calls every position switch to check status
6.) "Daisy" actually picks up the phone every time
7.) "Daisy" looks like your Chinese auntywhoworksatchinatownasabutcherandwhillnevergetmarried
8.) I do enjoy nasty freaks once in a while, and you're not me.