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Crystal the native tranny

Opie

I'll fuck anything
Feb 29, 2008
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On the midtrack after spending a couple of hundred at the casino. On the second loop I spotted this tall drink of water weaing a pair of tight jeans and puffy vest. Had long black hair and looked ok so I decided to stop. She gets in and looks cute enough, other then a nose thats been broke a few times, and no sign of the shock to come. Negotiate a blow for $50 and head towards my favorite industrial area. I drop my shorts and she sucks my cock. She's doing a great job and my hands wander down the back of her jeans and dig till I hope to reach her puss but there was no puss. What I did find was a ball sack!!! I guess if I kept on going I would have found her/his cock but I pulled my hand out. She realized my shock and asked if she should keep going. Since I had paid and was enjoying the blowjob I gave the ok. To keep my hands busy she opens her top and I play with a pair of nice set of C sized perky tits. I finish and fill the bag with my juice. While I'm wiping my dick and getting dressed she asks if I want her number, I say sure but have no intention of calling since I figure getting one tranny blowjob is enough for me. She tells me she usually works the mid a few nights a week.

the details:
name: crystal
age: I'd guess 24
height: 6'2"
weight: 140
price: $50 for a cbj, no discussion of other services
 

Booger

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Apr 6, 2007
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Same thing happened to me up in Edmonton once.

When I grabbed the sack I lost my wood instantly and bolted as fast as I could out of the car which wasn't easy as I had my pants around my ankle. I ended up doing a header out the door, scraping my knees and my dick in the process. I started screaming like a little girl and started to run away but stopped when I realized I'd left a tranny in my vehicle.

When I got back "she" was crying telling me how hard life was. I told her it was okay, she could keep the money and I drove her back.

I then spent a day in the shower and noticed that for awhile after that I had a pathological need to clean my dick incessantly.


I try and forget that whole thing ever happened.
 

Candie_hotty

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Apr 13, 2007
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lmao

I'm sorry but that is too funny. First I started laughing cause Opie goes...meh I paid so might as well finish, hahaha. Then Booger....oh my....I have no words, just giggles....how are your knees? lmao. Oh sorry guys.
 

CGYGUY23

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Dec 19, 2007
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Rotflmao!!!

Jesus Christ that was some funny shit! LOL!!! I almost tore an abdominal muscle reading that!!! LOL!
 

coffeecrisp

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I think that is the hardest I have ever laughed reading one of these posts. You are right Candy, what a difference in response. I am just glad it was not me.
 

Opie

I'll fuck anything
Feb 29, 2008
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why stop if I was enjoying it? She was dooing a good job working my mule so let it finish. Not like I'm going to take some indian with a dick back home to dear old ma. Just want to dump my wad then move on.
 
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