Crystal @ Sinderellas

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Yoyo Joeblo is in da house.

Thought I'd come back on to put yet another astoundingly awesome review, since I'm Joeblo, and I'm pretty awesome.

Went a couple of weeks ago to see Crystal. Now that I got her name right, it was great. She is definitely hot stuff. Great great body, and wonderful service. I think she is the only chick I would go to at Sinderellas. Her pics on the site www.sinderellasmassage.com are pretty good, but hotter in person.

It was my first time doing a FS. She was very good at convincing me that I should go for the whole show, and I didn't really regret it. One thing though is that her massage is pretty weak. Just like hands sort of rubbing gently on your back...to me, it was a waste of time.

Gives a great BJ though. Wow. Yes. So we went for that and then the ending...well...WE KNOW HOW IT GOES. Great positions...sort of like a PSE - great sounds...looked as if she enjoyed it, and I definitely enjoyed it too. Would go back but I am out of money now. So all I can do is...well. WE KNOW HOW IT GOES.

There we go. The most awesomest review so far.

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Right on, Joe..

I too was captivated with her beauty on the new sinderellas site, and went to have a session with her. One of the most gorgeous blondes in the business, super service and a great PSE for me.. I had just a great time...a bit on the quiet side, but I understand that she warms up and is much more comfortable on subsequent visits as she gets to know you..

"I went with Crystal, who gave me her all,
My fortune said I'd go from big to small.
I know this 'cause I had a Crystal ball"....:D :p

And if you groan at that, I'll slap y'all..:)
 
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I hate to say this Candyman but "I told you so" Crystal is one of the most beautiful girls in the buisness. Her sessions might not be for everyone (who needs a massage anyway. :D ) but she always kept me cumming back for more.

Hey and your poem was not bad. It looks like you're getting your touch back.

Joeblo it's nice to see that you're not sufering from low self-esteem. :D
 
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Pussyman said:
I hate to say this Candyman but "I told you so" Crystal is one of the most beautiful girls in the buisness. Her sessions might not be for everyone (who needs a massage anyway. :D ) but she always kept me cumming back for more.

Hey and your poem was not bad. It looks like you're getting your touch back.

Joeblo it's nice to see that you're not sufering from low self-esteem. :D
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Thanks man... she was truly gorgeous!!

Re: Joe and not suffering from low self-esteem, ..if he did, then his handle might be Joe-Lo..:D :D

Man, man, man..doesn't that Crystal give an Incredible Cowgirl!!!!! :)
 
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Joeblo said:
Yoyo Joeblo is in da house.

It was my first time doing a FS. .

JB
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Hey Joe, welcome to DE club now that you've had your initiation!!!..:D

Since my first poem to you was deleted previously, here's a new one for you:

"Welcome humble rookie Joeblo,
To the Full Service pooning show.
Now that Crystal has given you her all,
And made you feel a grandiose ten feet tall,
You gotta return to work to earn some dough,
So you'll get another chance to suck and blow.":D
 
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Lauren said:
As usual, I'll pass this on to Crystal... I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear of another great review. This gal is getting popular!!!

Lauren
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Sorry to correct you Lauren, but Crystal has always been popular no matter where she's worked. ;) Definately one of the most gorgeous ladies in the buisness and her pictures only highlight that fact. I can just imagine the vision of both you two beauties standing side by side. :)
 
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Actually, Joe, you had a previous, astoundingly awesome review on Crystal, didn't you?

Joeblo said:

Before I started..umm..you know...this sort of thing.., you know...i had a whole list of questions...like...firstly, if it is a full service then is it just intercourse? Or will they do a massage too? Second - what about positions? Can I choose the position? 1. How much does it cost to usually get a FS? 2. How do you ASK for an FS? 3. Who DOES the best FS? (I usually look for someone around my age - in their 20s - and looking nice and young).

I go visit sinderellas and meet Crystal..WOW OH WOW..She's REALLY HOT THOUGH. HOLY F_ING SH_T SHES HOT. HOT BOD and everything. HOT HOT HOT! And she looks young. Blonde. Tanned. PERFECT. Went for a BJ...WHICH was ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. HOLY MACKEREL. she rocks, especially the second time I went there. She has the HOTTEST body and she teases you like MAD. the best thing is that she doesnt rush . shes pretty hot...drives you crazy when she teases you during the massage...and rubs her breasts over your back and...yeah. And her breasts are nice. GREAT massage. And hm...yeah...Her HJ is pretty good too.

ME? I am looking for young ladies that are under like 28 or so and have hot bodies. I don't really care if they rush a bit. As long as theyre hot. HOT I SAY. NOTHING LESS. These are Joeblo standards. I like SLOW blowjobs. Ones where the chick just moves her tongue up and down the shaft and teases it. I hate it when they just bob up and down up and down up and down and you cant even see what the hell is happening because their damn hair is in the way. MOVE THE HAIR. LET ME SEE WHATS GOING ON. AND TAKE IT SLOWLY. -No teeth. -Play with the balls.

Crystal gave me the perfect blow job. Holy smokes. IT WAS GOOD. .. she played around with her breasts and even did a semi - um...Greek...(I think thats the term). It was AWESOME. And she oiled her breasts and just rubbed herself all over MAN OH MAN. Anyways, she gave a really good HJ and even lifted up her legs to show me her awesome little part down under ...and just makes me feel really special ... LIKE A PRINCE...no a king. MAN MAN MAN... that Crystal is ABSOLUTELY F-ING WONDERFUL....... SH_T, SHE'S AWESOME!!

JB
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Well, it wasn't my greatest pooning day for me. Melanie's off til Thursday; Brooke is going through that phase of the moon; and others were booked up (Layla, Rosanna, etc). I thought about waiting until tomorrow night but couldn't. So I stopped by Sinderellas, met Haylee and Nikki, and went into a room with Crystal. I hadn't seen her since she was at Penthouse, so we had a bit of catching up to do. Still looks as fabulous as ever. We did our usual thing - massage and FS. But during the extra fun part, as Crystal climbed up for some cowgirl riding, my adamantium claw unexpectedly decided to sheathe itself. Dunno if it's because I'm still recovering from the cold I've had all week, or was just getting hit with exhaustion (which I'm feeling now). But Crystal, bless her heart, switched tack to gave me a nice HJ with her button near my face, and I managed a good release. In hindsight, I should have waited until tomorrow evening. Will have to see Crystal again once I'm back on my A-game.
 
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wolverine said:
Still looks as fabulous as ever. We did our usual thing - massage and FS. But during the extra fun part, as Crystal climbed up for some cowgirl riding, my adamantium claw unexpectedly decided to sheathe itself.
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Wolvie you are correct in your assesment of Crystal's beauty. I had a chance to stop by and see her again recently and she continues to look as good as the first day I met her several years back. She seems to be getting quite the reputation for her Cowgirl. Maybe I should bring in a Stetson for her next time? I sure the hell hope she doesn't decide to start wearing spurs. :eek:
 
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S.G. Gibson said:
I visited Crystal this afternoon. I'm not 100% sure if she decided to go as a Playmate for Halloween or if she always looks that damn hot!
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Yes S.G., she does always look that hot. As I've mentioned before, I think she is one of the prettiest looking ladies I've ever seen, in or out of a studio.
 
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A Conundrum

I had not seen Crystal since she was at Penthouse, and having read all sorts of great things (some written by me) I decided that I had better go see her for an FS session. So a week ago last Wednesday I called and made an appointment. When I arrived, she recognised me, and we set off for a room. Parameters were established up front, as is my practice, and she left me to shower.
Crystal returned promptly, and happily peeled down to her substantial birthday suit to begin the festivities.
As I recalled, the view was tremendous. No question she is one of the most spectacularly gorgeous girls in the game hereabouts. The massage was very good with all the requisite teasing and touching, and having me roll over she set to work on a very fun, if short CBJ. For Final Jeopardy I requested a cowgirl impression, which she performed in picturesque style, though with minimal personal involvement.
After an explosive finish, another shower, some very small talk, and out the door. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realised that I had been in and out of the place in 32 minutes.
My dilemma rests in my subsequent disappointment in dis appointment, so to speak.
I think what it lacked was chemistry. There was definite enjoyment on my part with the view and the massage, but the extras felt a bit too businesslike
and in retrospect a tad rushed as well.
I have had FS sessions with several SP's that were groin wringing festivals of mutual chemistry, most notably Holly (WRO) Lillith (Supreme) and Ashley (PH). Some others, like lovely Lauren, maintain a professional distance while making you feel like they are actively involved in the process.
Granted, you can't expect every one of these ladies to find you appealing, and I think this may have been part of my problem in this case. She is a beautiful young princess, and I am an aging frog...;)
This last session with Crystal was not bad, but I don't know if I'll be going back, when I could get more mileage for my pooning dollar with ladies who are more interested in my company.

Looks - 9.5
Attitude - 8
Massage - 8.5
Extras - 8 (subtract 2 for rushing through) 6
Chemistry - 3.5

Perhaps she was frightened by a bald middle aged reprobate as a child, and the trauma lingers...
 
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Pan, I know exactly how you feel...

I stopped seeing her two years ago because she is becoming tired and dis-interested with Us. Too bad she is still gorgeous.
 
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S.G. Gibson, many of your points are ...

well made and I agree with them. My dissatisfaction with Crystal is not from one bad session or something she has forgotten to do. Rather it arises from comparing her to the early sessions i had with her several years ago. She was so spontaneous and eager to please. This has disappeared in at least my sessions. She has always been quiet and that is not a problem. Now she is impatient and I sense she can hardly wait for the session to end. i have also sent her many referrals over the years and many of my Comrades have felt the same way.

In addition, I am not suggesting that she seek out a new career and that she treats everyone like this. I am suggesting that she is tired of some of her old Regulars like me. I am not blaming her or angry with her. I am simply stating why I no longer see her and the reason why this comments are surfacing more regualrely in her Reviews.

NUFF SAID
 
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S.G., Trawler... valid points all around.
This reaction is why it took me two weeks to post about it. I wanted to let my thoughts simmer some before I made any comment, and even considered not posting at all.
I like Crystal. She is a sweet girl, and a complete Babe, but we don't have a combustable chemistry. I will still go back, just to watch her ;) but my expectations will be tempered.
 
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S.G. Gibson, no need to apologize ...

you have a right to your opinion and I respect it. I was not offended in any way.
 
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