Cross species marriage has arrived!!!!!

[JustAGuy]

The Minneapolis-St. Paul NBC affiliate we get on cable here in Winnipeg just ran a short story about a female British (I think) rock music promoter marrying a dolphin named Cindy. They've known one another for 16 years, so clearly this wasn't a whirlwind courtship or an impulsive decision. And before you start thinking this is some kind of weird lesbian human/dolphin relationship, you should know that Cindy is a male dolphin. I'm assuming that Cindy was born male and isn't cross-gendered.

Am I alone in thinking that the world gets more bizarre with each passing day?

 

[schizo_man]

ha ha that was funny

 

[luckydog71]

Does that mean the dolphin can now apply for British citizenship?

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Does that mean the dolphin can now apply for British citizenship?

Yep. Just another case of those frickin' dolphins using us for personal gain...

 

[georgebushmoron]

She's a fucking idiot.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

She's a fucking idiot.

Why do you say that?
I hear that dolphins have gi-normous 12" schlongs.

http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin_anatomy.php

 

[LonelyGhost]

she shoulda married a chimp, they would be perb royalty!

 

[The Lizard King]

Hey..if two guys can get married, why not!

 

[Discombobbled]

The Minneapolis-St. Paul NBC affiliate we get on cable here in Winnipeg just ran a short story about a female British (I think) rock music promoter marrying a dolphin named Cindy. They've known one another for 16 years, so clearly this wasn't a whirlwind courtship or an impulsive decision. And before you start thinking this is some kind of weird lesbian human/dolphin relationship, you should know that Cindy is a male dolphin. I'm assuming that Cindy was born male and isn't cross-gendered.

Am I alone in thinking that the world gets more bizarre with each passing

day?

Happy, happy, happy