Christmas Parties!!!

[Ironhead]

Okay, so here are a few rules for attending the many parties this time of year.

1. Always arrive late.
2. Head to the bar right away.
3. If there are more men then women, leave quick.
4. Drink lots.
5. Don't over dress.
6. Check out the food.
7. Check out the T & A.
8. OOHHH what to talk about. (no hockey)
9. Who is single, who is married.
10. Where to after wards.

Any others?

 

[trackstar]

11. Where can you sneak for a quickie with your boss's drunk wife
12. Where's the boss? Hey, where's your wife???