Careful With The Nutsack
- Thread starter Cock Throppled
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wow that's crazy! the things you guys must deal with :O lmao, this entire thread made me think of balls, my pet's balls to be exact...I have 3 boys, a cat, a dwarf hamster, and a hedgehog....the hamster's balls are so big that he uses them as cushions to sit on! lmao and I have to deal with the hedgehog's boy time aftermath all the time, crusty stains etc. Ahhh, I never get a break from ballsacks and penises!
That’s still better than having a Hemeroidal Blow-out and making a big Ass mess ha ha!Not to gross anyone out (too late after that comment) I had a bleeding brother down there and thought it was good since it was an AM shave and the date was at night.
Fast forward and we are in the moment when my ball decides to “rupture” during doggie. Of course I wasn’t fully paying attention and when I finished and pulled out there was blood everywhere!!!
I didn’t panic but I was immediately teleported from post sex bliss to anaylist mode.
Is that from her or me?
If it’s from her did I cause this?
Was she on her period?
Is this me and If it is why is there so much!!!
There is of corse the explaination period after to explain to the woman what happened. The official story is that I smashed so hard my balls broke. She liked being an official ball buster (ball bleeder) so she was a good sport.
:laugh: that's amazing I would love your nutsack
that's funny though, as I was polishing up this morning I was thinking how much easier it would be if used a mothers ball....
that's funny though, as I was polishing up this morning I was thinking how much easier it would be if used a mothers ball....
Shouldn't it be a given that you cancel if there's any chance of transferring blood?Not to gross anyone out (too late after that comment) I had a bleeding brother down there and thought it was good since it was an AM shave and the date was at night.
Fast forward and we are in the moment when my ball decides to “rupture” during doggie. Of course I wasn’t fully paying attention and when I finished and pulled out there was blood everywhere!!!
I didn’t panic but I was immediately teleported from post sex bliss to anaylist mode.
Is that from her or me?
If it’s from her did I cause this?
Was she on her period?
Is this me and If it is why is there so much!!!
There is of corse the explaination period after to explain to the woman what happened. The official story is that I smashed so hard my balls broke. She liked being an official ball buster (ball bleeder) so she was a good sport.
