can't even get dates from ugly, chubby girls - what would you suggest?

[thehedonist]

I'm tall and athletic with a 6-pack and can't even scrape the bottom of the barrel. Of course this is from online dating, where average girls are bombarded by messages and treated like celebrites. I'm no male model, but I'm not Shrek either. Just a normal looking guy who takes care of himself.

I don't think approaching in real life is any more fruitful either. During the day, girls have shit to do (like text on their iphones, update their Facebook status, and go shopping with friends) and at night venues they all stick to their little cliques. Yes, they flood the classrooms and workplaces, but you have to jump through all sorts of hoops to engage them one-on-one, away from their friends and other distractions, let alone get those panties off.

Is it just the nature of cold approaching? Do I have to infiltrate social circles and hope someone introduces me to a girl three months down the line and that, coincidentally, she doesn't have any better options within her social circle? Seems ridiculous, but it may be the only option left.

 

[thehedonist]

As far as I know, it's impossible to get a normal looking, non-fat girl under 25 into bed without paying upfront. It's literally the hardest thing I've ever attempted. Much, much harder than doing well in a four year STEM degree. Probably harder than climbing Mt. Everest.

*waits for all the armchair puas to offer vague advice*

 

[cjac7214]

You are right. It is impossible. Stop trying. Consider homosexuality.

Actually, you will fail at that too......

Consider trolling another site.

 

[thehedonist]

You are right. It is impossible. Stop trying. Consider homosexuality.

Actually, you will fail at that too......

Consider trolling another site.

I wish I were gay. I could get laid tonight by a good looking young guy without even lifting a finger. In fact, I posted a gay ad on craigslist out of curiosity recently and got a ton of responses. Guys telling me they love my body and face and that they want to meet up asap.

Shows it's not me that's the problem.

 

[manni]

loiter Granville St after 2am on a Sunday morning.
i'm sure there'll b plenty of ugly, chunky leftovers from Roxy and other bars
waiting to feast on a tall, athletic dude with a 6-pack.

 

[kenchorney]

It's not your body holding you back, it's your whiny ass, little bitch personality.

Once you start acting like a man (if that ever happens) life will suddenly get better, until then you'll just have to make due with self pity and a big bottle of hand lotion.

Sorry if that's to vauge for you.

 

[mcdude]

If you can't change your situation, change your attitude. If you can't change your attitude, change your situation. Simple really.

 

[jesuschrist]

I wish I were gay. I could get laid tonight by a good looking young guy without even lifting a finger. In fact, I posted a gay ad on craigslist out of curiosity recently and got a ton of responses. Guys telling me they love my body and face and that they want to meet up asap.

Shows it's not me that's the problem.

Well you're right, you're not the problem for the gay guy. For females, you are absolutely not attractive it seems. Your tests have shown this and you should take note.

If you are as desperate as you seem, I recommend you become gay. If you're lucky, you might find yourself attracted to some flaming homosexual and you can pretend he's a girl and all your problems will be solved.

 

[bcneil]

Maybe just be gay through college. You will save money, since you have none.
Get sex. Plus you already went through the trouble of finding out if gay men like you!
I have never heard of a straight man taking the time, to post pictures of himself on gay sites to see if men want him.

As for women, its a lost cause. They can sniff out you are a loser from 40 feet away.

 

[thehedonist]

stop asking for dating advice on a escort review board.

Probably solid advice. For all their disparaging remarks, most guys here are just as hopeless as me when it comes to d/s/r.

 

[kenchorney]

, most guys here are just as hopeless as me when it comes to d/s/r.

I think you're off base on that as well. I've met a few guys here in person and most have or have had fairly normal dating history. Most of us are here for info on hot girls for a quick NSA romp, nothing more.

You're getting abused because your asking the same stupid question over and over and over. This isn't the Oprah please fix my life board, it's an escort review board. See some escorts, review some escorts and stop with all of the woe is me crap.

I would bet you get the same reaction on a football board, politics board or cooking board if you kept posting the same "oh why won't they ladies have anything to do with me" sad sack question.

 

[sunkist32]

Do you have an Omega Seamaster? Girls love Omegas, the watch sets you apart. They won't talk to you if you don't have one.

 

[thehedonist]

I think you're off base on that as well. I've met a few guys here in person and most have or have had fairly normal dating history. Most of us are here for info on hot girls for a quick NSA romp, nothing more.

You're getting abused because your asking the same stupid question over and over and over. This isn't the Oprah please fix my life board, it's an escort review board. See some escorts, review some escorts and stop with all of the woe is me crap.

I would bet you get the same reaction on a football board, politics board or cooking board if you kept posting the same "oh why won't they ladies have anything to do with me" sad sack question.

It's not about wanting sympathy. It's the fact that I can't stand people saying something's easy when it's anything but.

A lot of guys here fancy themselves "playas," yet offer no proof whatsoever. Someone needs to inject a little reality to balance out the b.s.

This will be my last post anyway. Maybe I'll go move on to a pua board or something.

 

[mcdude]

What's a pua board?

 

[bcneil]

What's a pua board?

Sounds like a place 14 year old boys gather, to pretend they pick up girls at night clubs and bang them in the Lambo :thumb:

 

[cherise]

i'm guessing that if you actually tried to chat up those gay men with the same attitude you have towards women , that there wouldn't be any "hook-ups" in that arena either!

 

[cherise]

bahaha PUA stands for "pick up artist"

 

[PlayfulAlex]

bahaha PUA stands for "pick up artist"

No shame in checking it out... :clap2:

http://www.absoluteability.com/dating/vancouver-pick-up-coaching

 

[badbadboy]

He should hook up with Tobleroney, download a Porno and jerk off together while watching it.

 

[Dickson]

He should hook up with Tobleroney, download a Porno and jerk off together while watching it.

Come on you guys give the kid a break. I know all you guys are players picking up MILFs and you guys all have amazing sex and the best relationships. Do you really need to take it out on the poor kid. He was looking for a little advice from you Romeos out there who have such a wonderful way with the women that you don't need SPs.

Just back off a bit.