Canada.com Travel Poll... This Week's Question...

[carlotta]

Which of the following would you like to see included, if it were ever possible, in planes?
1. A smoking room
2. Casino
3. Video entertainment centre in each seat
4. A gym
5. Ejector seats for annoying passengers
6. Showers
7. None of the above.

You may cast your vote at http://www.canada.com/travel/

Hmmmmmmm...

Carlotta
hotcarlotta@yahoo.com
Where every hour is Mr. Happy hour!!

 

[wolverine]

All of the above, plus the following:

8. A clause in my plane ticket that a young, single, attractive, sexy, friendly and nymphomaniacal woman must be seated beside me.

9. Being able to receive my checked-in luggage in 5 minutes instead of 45 minutes. Do that, and I'll cease to be one of those guys who brings everything as carry-on.

10. The availability of mad sex with the really hot flight attendant - either on the plane or later at her hotel room. Or I'd settle for a HJ from her. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if there was an airline where the flight attendents are all SPs?

11. More space! Allow people to stretch out their legs or to put the seat back and sleep without disrupting others.

12. Instead of business class, there should a family class at the back so that those passengers with screaming brats are sequestered in a separate and closed-off part of the plane to allow the rest of us to fly in relative peace and serenity.

 

[wolverine]

If the crate's big enough, bring an SP to join you!