Can someone help me translate this Chinese divine prediction

[87112]

I went to a temple to ask divination. I can only speak Cantonese and cant read Chinese. The monk only spoke Mandarin no English. If you can briefly sum up to the meaning to the pics it would be great.
My question is do I have a chance to leave my area and move to the place of my heart's desire.

 

[Lo-ki]

I went to a temple to ask divination. I can only speak Cantonese and cant read Chinese. The monk only spoke Mandarin no English. If you can briefly sum up to the meaning to the pics it would be great.
My question is do I have a chance to leave my area and move to the place of my heart's desire.

Probably only if you get the numbers for these

 

[87112]

Been trying for over 25 years ^^^^

 

[Fullhouse]

Honda, I've seen so many Asian SPs, I am now fluent in mandarin and cantonese, and read it.

The monk's note on the left mentions that you can leave your area at any time, unless you are a guest of the Canadian prison system.

The note on the right indicates that the hearts desire to move onto having anal sex will only be blessed if performed with wearing a condom...

 

[87112]

Very funny. My heart desire is certainly not buy a crack shack in Vancouver for 1 million thats for sure.

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

 

[sybian]

I'm not certain.. but I believe it says something about fortune cookies, and their close appearance to pussy....
The one on the left says something about "This bus ticket is only good after the 14th of September, in the city of Richmond, and is not refundable"

 

[Fullhouse]

I'm not certain.. but I believe it says something about fortune cookies, and their close appearance to pussy....

Gee sybian, I can understand that the sexual activities out there on Fixedfront Mountain are different than down here in the lower mainland, but to have fortune cookies appear close to pussies is a little weird. --- Is it a big thrill watching the ladies crack those cookies with their vaginal muscles. ???---- (Sounds pretty crummy to me.)

Me, I've never seen a fortune cookie close to a pussy, but a number of pussies have been instrumental in seeing my fortune crack and crumble, but what a fantastic way to go broke. .:thumb:

 

[87112]

No one can read Chinese here? Is everyone a hick from Nebraska here?:doh:

 

[IluvBackrubs]

I love google translate.

"Gradually elegant mid-known news still thousands of miles away. Jun Turcoing (??) year worketh anxious heart to act swiftly"

 

[87112]

How do you copy and paste for google translate?

 

[IluvBackrubs]

just use the handwriting tool.

 

[87112]

Thanks, that temple I go to for this stuff is pretty dead on accurate. I used it once before when I broke up with a girl. I asked if any chance of making up, the prediction was " something gold turned into worthless rock" and it was true. We ended up hating each other pretty much forever.

 

[kewlkid2020]

The problem with this temple stuff is that they word it in a i guess poetic or metaphoric sounding way. I can read everything on the notes but because they're written in that poetic/metaphoric way i cant make sense of it. You'd probably have to ask some really fob dudes. Even then they may need some time to decipher and translate it. My chinese is only conversational since im overseas born and raised too. Doubt theres many fobby chinese dudes here but who knows. Btw brofist for the canto pride man

 

[escapefromstress]

Gee sybian, I can understand that the sexual activities out there on Fixedfront Mountain are different than down here in the lower mainland, but to have fortune cookies appear close to pussies is a little weird. --- Is it a big thrill watching the ladies crack those cookies with their vaginal muscles. ???---- (Sounds pretty crummy to me.)

Me, I've never seen a fortune cookie close to a pussy, but a number of pussies have been instrumental in seeing my fortune crack and crumble, but what a fantastic way to go broke. .:thumb:

 

[-Yi-]

Im not familiar with temple stuff, but I thought you are only suppose to draw 1 prediction?

Anyway, if your question is asking about moving/relocating, then based on the bottom half section of the right note (supposedly the "answer" for top half section), it said its "not good (不好)" to move (移居) and "cannot (不可)" to travel afar (出外).

I dont have much experience with Chinese poem stuff, so dont take the translation of the notes below seriously:
Left note didn't really say anything specific about moving, it vaguely says "rush through task/chores in a year, relax and dont hesitate, future benefactor is still miles away, gradually know/familiar after months of communication"
And I think the top half of the right note says: "dont worry about future, no use to ask god or temple, but time will still flow after some hinderance, dont bother with good deeds" (this one is hard to understand because the word orders are unusual)

 

[PoorGuy]

Thanks for the translation Master Yi !

P.S. Looks like everyone else was a little off with their "translation" ound:

 

[87112]

Im not familiar with temple stuff, but I thought you are only suppose to draw 1 prediction?

Anyway, if your question is asking about moving/relocating, then based on the bottom half section of the right note (supposedly the "answer" for top half section), it said its "not good (不好)" to move (移居) and "cannot (不可)" to travel afar (出外).

I dont have much experience with Chinese poem stuff, so dont take the translation of the notes below seriously:
Left note didn't really say anything specific about moving, it vaguely says "rush through task/chores in a year, relax and dont hesitate, future benefactor is still miles away, gradually know/familiar after months of communication"
And I think the top half of the right note says: "dont worry about future, no use to ask god or temple, but time will still flow after some hinderance, dont bother with good deeds" (this one is hard to understand because the word orders are unusual)

Thanks for your help. The monk said to do it twice so I just followed her lead

 

[mercyshooter]

Im not familiar with temple stuff, but I thought you are only suppose to draw 1 prediction?

Anyway, if your question is asking about moving/relocating, then based on the bottom half section of the right note (supposedly the "answer" for top half section), it said its "not good (不好)" to move (移居) and "cannot (不可)" to travel afar (出外).

I dont have much experience with Chinese poem stuff, so dont take the translation of the notes below seriously:
Left note didn't really say anything specific about moving, it vaguely says "rush through task/chores in a year, relax and dont hesitate, future benefactor is still miles away, gradually know/familiar after months of communication"
And I think the top half of the right note says: "dont worry about future, no use to ask god or temple, but time will still flow after some hinderance, dont bother with good deeds" (this one is hard to understand because the word orders are unusual)

you need to know the history of the poems in order to get a more accurate meaning out of it. unfortunately, I don't know the history.

 

[johnsmit]

Have you tried an on Line translator AP
You probably can find a site some where