Blowjob Etiquette

[Sonny]

Some people just gotta rain on everyone's parade!

Sorry, you fellows are right. I'm in a too serious mood today, and I apologize for bringing gravity to a light thread.

Sonny, I got news for you: Death is caused by living. If you can read this post, I can garantee that you will die eventually. It's up to each of us, how much fun we will have on the way. So crawl back into your hovel, board up the windows and isolate yourself from physical contact with the rest of the human race. You might be alive longer than me, but at least I'll have lived!

Oh, I can guarantee you that I have already lived a very interesting life thus far, rick, with a myriad of stories to tell, and certainly with a great deal of physical contact. And more to come.

Again, see my apology above for being out of sync with the tone of this thread.

 

[Damaged]

...Syphilis is a form of STD that can be transmitted via BBBJ and apparently is making a comeback in this manner in Vancouver....

What is your source for the statement that "Syphilis..apparently is making a comeback in this manner in Vancouver"?

 

[PeterLongwood]

Nice! but can I meet your sister?

 

[CalgaryJenn]

Well if ya want but they are "both" married but yes they are cute...LOL. Tell ya what, if you can get to either one of them I will give you my years wage....LOL good luck, you'll need it!

 

[Sonny]

What is your source for the statement that "Syphilis..apparently is making a comeback in this manner in ancouver"?

Getting my regular checkup at the clinic and nurse mentioned it.

 

[Damaged]

Getting my regular checkup at the clinic and nurse mentioned it.

Must be true then!

 

[PeterLongwood]

Well if ya want but they are "both" married but yes they are cute...LOL. Tell ya what, if you can get to either one of them I will give you my years wage....LOL good luck, you'll need it!

Well, I do love a challenge!

 

[hornyitalian06]

Blowjob Etiquette ( By A Female )

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. AGREE

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. AGREE

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard practice to cum on someone's face. DISAGREE

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. DISAGREE

5. My ears are NOT handles. AGREE

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I
heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? AGREE

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. TOTALLY AGREE

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it
through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel
particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. DISAGREE

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school
girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. AGREE

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell
me I've just "wrecked it" for you. AGREE

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AFTER! FUCK MY SISTER IF YOU WANT!

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about
the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're
good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. AGREE

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the
protein content. STRONGLY DISAGREE

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. I'LL DO IT WHILE YOU RUN FULL SPEED IF YOU LIKE

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow
jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either
sympathize or brag. AGREE

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to
"kiss it good morning." BUT I WILL ANYWAY

Jenna, excellent response .

 

[Hypnotic_Ivy]

To the men, please help keep hair out of the woman's face. Eating one's own hair is fun at the age of ten, but not so much at an older age. Thank you.