Bizzare Kinks & Strange Fetishes, How Weird Can They Get???

[Bad Santa]

Some fetishes we seem to be born with, some kinks we learn to love as we explore our sexuality.

For example, I have had a major foot fetish since I was a boy. One of my earliest and most intense sexual memories is from when I was a boy of about 13. Spring was in the air and I was sitting in class across from a pretty girl in a short summer dress.

She was dangling her sandle off the ends of her sexy toes, waving her pretty little foot to and fro, to and fro. I got the biggest, hardest boner of my life! I was mesmerized, I don't know if she noticed but she kept on doing it on and on, teasingly driving me wild!

I ended up creaming my pants and had to spend the rest of the class trying to hide the big wet spot on the front of my jeans.

So here I am, all these years later, a sappy old pooner and I still go crazy over a pretty woman's feet!!!

Other kinks seem to be an aquired taste such as being pegged or receiving a GS.

I know there are stranger fetish and kink stories out there than most of us can imagine.

Maybe some of you might care to share some of yours. What are some of the strangest you have ever heard of, seen or experienced?

 

[Aeiyah]

Clown fetish and furries are a couple of the more unusual ones that I've seen. I also think adult babies are rather bizarre.

As for me, my personal list is too long and constantly fluctuating to list. But the my earliest and most common fetishes are leather, latex, bondage, stockings and high heels, nothing overly shocking to kinky folk.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I also think adult babies are rather bizarre.

I love ABs. I love playing Mommy!

 

[sonoman]

I also think adult babies are rather bizarre.

I don't even think that's a fetish, per se; it seems more like the offshoot of issues that never got resolved.

 

[Bad Santa]

Thanks for all the responses so far, everybody! I could and have gotten into most of the kinks and fetishes mentioned so far, except the "adult baby" scenario.

A dominatrix I was once with actually tried that "scene" on me once putting on the diaper, giving me the baby bottle and it left me as flaccid as a spent condom! Just not my cup of tea.

She had other clients who went crazy over doing this. Part of being a sub is giving up control. I guess to them "being a baby" is the ultimate giving up of control.

 

[MissJasmine]

I've done some pretty weird things which I've enjoyed but wont detail here.

Some things I've been asked to do and refused include:
crushing small animals and insects with my feet, anything involving vomit, cutting, all types of hardcore asphyxiation, selling bottled farts (I'm not kidding), and I'll never forget the request I got from a guy wanting a bbbj, snowballing back in his mouth while burning his balls with cigarettes!

There are days I feel so vanilla

 

[Bad Santa]

I've done some pretty weird things which I've enjoyed but wont detail here.

Some things I've been asked to do and refused include:
crushing small animals and insect with my feet, anything involving vomit, cutting, all types of hardcore asphyxiation, selling bottled farts (I'm not kidding), and I'll never forget the request I got from a guy wanting a bbbj, snowballing back in his mouth while burning his balls with cigarettes LOL

There are days I feel so vanilla

Miss Jasmine, I'm sure there's nothing about you that's "vanilla". Red Hawt and Spicy, that's you!!!

Some guy actually offered to buy "bottled farts"?? LOL. How much was he offering?

 

[MissJasmine]

I can't remember but he gave me explicit instructions on preparing and packaging, as well as a link to a farting site with sound clips of various types of farts lol

 

[Bad Santa]

I can't remember but he gave me explicit instructions on preparing and packaging, as well as a link to a farting site with sound clips of various types of farts lol

That's F***king Hilarious Miss Jasmine!

BTW that pic of you in that barely there "Little Red Dress" in your signature..... Makes me get a boner every time you post!

I almost cream my pants like when I was that horny 13 year old boy!

YUMMY!!!

 

[mistressfreyja]

I've done some pretty weird things which I've enjoyed but wont detail here.

Some things I've been asked to do and refused include:
crushing small animals and insects with my feet, anything involving vomit, cutting, all types of hardcore asphyxiation, selling bottled farts (I'm not kidding), and I'll never forget the request I got from a guy wanting a bbbj, snowballing back in his mouth while burning his balls with cigarettes!

There are days I feel so vanilla

I have to say, I love the bottled farts best out of those scenarios. My first thought was how you actually make that work. Or, upon arrival, he just has to imagine what it may have smelled like! I guess it's much like sealing the smell out...a mason jar and tape?

Appendix: not that I know anything about that.

 

[uncleg]

That's F***king Hilarious Miss Jasmine!

BTW that pic of you in that barely there "Little Red Dress" in your signature..... Makes me get a boner every time you post!

I almost cream my pants like when I was that horny 13 year old boy!

YUMMY!!!

Very yummy. But for me it would be much more yummy if MJ was on her hands and knees beside my lounger with snacks and a beer on her back while I was watching a soccer game or my favorite sitcom.

 

[hoeneydevil]

I love a women feet and legs. Love to massage and kiss them. Also enjoy the feel of stocking on my legs and wearing of panties.

 

[gfe40]

I'd have to say my guilty pleasure fetishwise is biting. I love it when a lady bites me. It doesn't matter where, my back, my legs, my neck, my hands, and if they wish my scrotum and cock. It doesn't matter how hard she bites, just the act of her biting me gets me hard and sometimes gets me off.

I have been bitten to the point of drawing blood, or causing long lasting bruises or bite marks and I've been just nibbled on. It all cranks me up to full throttle in no time.

Wierd, huh?

 

[uncleg]

Having a lady who is as hot as MJ beside you and watching a soccer ( football ) ( Which I love BTW, dont get me wrong here ) or watching a sitcom is the only thing you would do ???????

Please................ please tell me your joking!!! Please tell me you crave her for alot more than that ??

I'd think of way better things to do with her. lol.

Well ya. but since she is a domme one does want to respect some boundaries when one describes what would/could also be taking place. Let's face it, in that position it's just a matter of crawling into a position in front of you as you are sitting and providing some oral entertainment during breaks. Of course and drinks/snacks would remain in place to be enjoyed along with the entertainment. A flogger or paddle would be close at hand in the event of any spillage.:

 

[MissJasmine]

Well ya. but since she is a domme one does want to respect some boundaries when one describes what would/could also be taking place. Let's face it, in that position it's just a matter of crawling into a position in front of you as you are sitting and providing some oral entertainment during breaks. Of course and drinks/snacks would remain in place to be enjoyed along with the entertainment. A flogger or paddle would be close at hand in the event of any spillage.:

Its called a fantasy for a reason. In reality uncleg knows I'd be more motivated to sell him my bottled farts

 

[Bad Santa]

Very yummy. But for me it would be much more yummy if MJ was on her hands and knees beside my lounger with snacks and a beer on her back while I was watching a soccer game or my favorite sitcom.

Its called a fantasy for a reason. In reality uncleg knows I'd be more motivated to sell him my bottled farts

Or better yet........you can just sit right on his face and let one rip LMAO!!!!

Hey, that soft vibration on your tongue as she lets it rip followed by the pungent odour that lets you know you've been dominated!

Now there's a "kink" for you Uncleg!!

 

[uncleg]

Hey, that soft vibration on your tongue as she lets it rip followed by the pungent odour that lets you know you've been dominated!

Now there's a "kink" for you Uncleg!!

As long as it's not a lumpy kink.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I'd have to say my guilty pleasure fetishwise is biting. I love it when a lady bites me. It doesn't matter where, my back, my legs, my neck, my hands, and if they wish my scrotum and cock. It doesn't matter how hard she bites, just the act of her biting me gets me hard and sometimes gets me off.

I have been bitten to the point of drawing blood, or causing long lasting bruises or bite marks and I've been just nibbled on. It all cranks me up to full throttle in no time.

Wierd, huh?

I don't think it's wierd in the slightest. Everyone has a kink. And this cool little forum permits you to speak of them with anonymity.....with the chance of receiving a return reply from a provider. I doubt it can get better than that.

Speaking of "farts"...that's just nasty shit. But, being a single I take care of myself more often than not. And, cool vids involve chicks farting onto some helpless guy's face....sniff it boy...sniff it! It's all about the control...the humiliation...the "omg, what the fuck am I being forced to do" shit that is nothing less than fun.

I can find vanilla at the supermarket.

cheers,

eddie.

 

[uncleg]

I don't think it's wierd in the slightest. Everyone has a kink. And this cool little forum permits you to speak of them with anonymity.....with the chance of receiving a return reply from a provider. I doubt it can get better than that.

Speaking of "farts"...that's just nasty shit. But, being a single I take care of myself more often than not. And, cool vids involve chicks farting onto some helpless guy's face....sniff it boy...sniff it! It's all about the control...the humiliation...the "omg, what the fuck am I being forced to do" shit that is nothing less than fun.

I can find vanilla at the supermarket.

cheers,

eddie.

eddie, it's not the farts that are nasty shit, it's the sharts.

Which Vanilla do you prefer, French or Natural ?

 

[Aeiyah]

I've in the middle of negotiating a scene with a friend. It dawned on me that a lot of things things on our shared list of fetishes would scare away more than a few folks. Some of them would have made me more than flinch not too long ago. Things that I've done, enjoyed, want to do again and are considered edgy include fire play, knife play and temporary piercings. And I have to thank Miss Jasmine for persuading me to have needles put in a place I would have sworn that needles would never get close to in a million years.