Big Asses!

[masterpoonhunter]

Putting aside the issue of Big Asses just for a moment.

Mr Google tells me:

If your hips and bust are nearly equal in size and you have a well-defined waist that's narrower than both, you have an hourglass shape. Your legs and upper body are probably considered proportionate. Your shoulders may be slightly rounded, and you most likely have a rounded buttocks.

Which sounds pretty damn good to me.

However the subjectiveness creeps in when you throw in height and weight.

Lets say we have two equally as gorgeous woman both 5ft nothing. One is clocking in at 95 lbs with a 32-20-32 set of measurements. The other pushes 185lbs and has the glorious measurements of 44-38-44.
Both meet the definition of hourglass.
Me? I'd fuck em both as my dynamic range covers a lot of latitude.
As per the words of a wise woman who posted here, "it's almost as if there is someone for everyone".

Fun thread!

 

[Uncled]

If your hips and bust are nearly equal in size and you have a well-defined waist that's narrower than both, you have an hourglass shape.

Example:

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

Alright, professor SeekSteadyRegSP, would you mind telling me what is wrong with the example of my 2 to 1 ratio that I mentioned ?

Whenever something is twice as big, as long, as heavy, as expensive, etc, etc, ... as the original mentioned item - that is a 2 to 1 ratio.
Correct me if I am wrong - and I'll go back to my school and will ask for a full refund of my tuition fee, the whole twelve dollars.

The 'hourglass figure' is just a popular comment to describe a lady's beautiful and alluring body, and - BTW - is a figure I adore.

All you had to do is read what you wrote to see that it was wrong.

The correct ratio is 1-to-2.

 

[johnnydepth]

Alright, professor SeekSteadyRegSP, would you mind telling me what is wrong with the example of my 2 to 1 ratio that I mentioned ?

Whenever something is twice as big, as long, as heavy, as expensive, etc, etc, ... as the original mentioned item - that is a 2 to 1 ratio.
Correct me if I am wrong - and I'll go back to my school and will ask for a full refund of my tuition fee, the whole twelve dollars.

The 'hourglass figure' is just a popular comment to describe a lady's beautiful and alluring body, and - BTW - is a figure I adore.

The problem I see is I don't think there is a woman alive with a 2:1 hip/waist ratio. What would that be 20 waist and 40 hips? Or 30 and 60? MIght be a few with the opposite; a 60" waist and 30" hips.
To give you an idea how big of a difference it is Kim K has a 1:1.5 waist to hip ratio.

 

[chico1]

1:2 is too big.

The golden ratio (1.61803...) is the correct answer

 

[chico1]

Example:

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A perfect example. Thanks!

 

[Joesph]

Also I used to be way skinnier than I am now and guess what? I was really fucking unhealthy, I was on a cocaine and whiskey diet and had an eating disorder ??‍♀

I was on the same diet despite being so unhealthy i miss those days Had a lot of fun clean 18 years

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

1:2 is too big.

The golden ratio (1.61803...) is the correct answer

Except for the part that 1.61803 isn't a ratio!

 

[chico1]

Except for the part that 1.61803 isn't a ratio!

Nitpicking a bit, but strictly correct
You know what I meant. 1:1.6803...

 

[2bfair]

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung"

This is essentially gonna be my epitaph.

But all joking aside all asses are my type, be it big or small, sculpted by nature or a skilled doctor, through many squats or genetic lottery, or excess dumpling consumption.. at the end of the day when a round thing in my face, I get sprung, and life is good.

And I'm glad a lot of women can fuck ugly, otherwise I'd be fucked in the figurative sense.

 

[2bfair]

"But all joking aside all asses are my type, be it big or small, sculpted by nature or a skilled doctor, through many squats or genetic lottery, or excess dumpling consumption.. at the end of the day when a round thing in my face, I get sprung, and life is good." Is half of what I would say. The other is grappling the hips doggy style with any size but big ones are so much fun. More cush for the push.!