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As a resident of the northwestern United States, I can no longer justify to myself the cost of air fare and hotel reservations for the sake of purchasing the services of legal escorts in Vancouver. Given that the first two escorts that I had ever been with were beautiful and provided excellent service(both from Carmen Fox), I thought I had discovered a simple and bullshit-free method of having sex with women that come close to meeting my physical ideal. The third girl, however, was in Victoria (Seduction Unlimited), and although she got positive reviews here, I was horrified by her appearance and had to turn her away -- she looked like a tweaker. I figured that Victoria didn't have enough money in it to keep pretty girls employed there, and decided to stick to larger cities like Vancouver and specifically Carmen Fox, as they made me happy the first two times. However, the next two girls that Carmen Fox weren't as pretty as I had hoped. The first was okay, but didn't merit the cost of the trip for me, and I turned the last away because I wasn't attracted to her at all (although she wasn't bad looking in the way the Victoria girl was).

I'm considering giving up on this hobby because it is apparently not as simple as I thought. Quite the opposite, it's more like gambling -- I just happened to draw two really good hands during my first two tries. I'd be able to accept this level of risk if I actually lived in Vancouver, but the cost of visiting a city that's already lost its novelty to me after visiting a few times is just too high if I can't get some sort of guarantee.

I might be able to get around this if there are good options for viewing a lineup of at least 4-5 women, selecting what I want, and freely leaving without paying anything if I don't like what I see. I prefer a place that's close to downtown, doesn't require driving, and that employs Caucasian and Eurasian girls. I'm not sure if Vancouver even offers this possibility -- I might have to go to Prague or Amsterdam for something like that, although I could only do that sort of trip about once a year. Basically, physical beauty is my thing -- I have to have some guarantee of accessing the services of a girl as hot as the MetArt'esque Russian escort that was my first experience, or the trip just isn't worth making. If anybody can tell me what my options are, I'd would be much obliged.
 
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I might be able to get around this if there are good options for viewing a lineup of at least 4-5 women, selecting what I want, and freely leaving without paying anything if I don't like what I see. I prefer a place that's close to downtown, doesn't require driving, and that employs Caucasian and Eurasian girls. I'm not sure if Vancouver even offers this possibility -- I might have to go to Prague or Amsterdam for something like that, although I could only do that sort of trip about once a year. Basically, physical beauty is my thing -- I have to have some guarantee of accessing the services of a girl as hot as the MetArt'esque Russian escort that was my first experience, or the trip just isn't worth making. If anybody can tell me what my options are, I'd would be much obliged.
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Some options i'd suggest for such lineups of 4-5 girls:

1. I'd think many Vancouver area MP's have this

2. High track street walkers

3. German FKK clubs

RE 3 I don't know if you can look and leave, but there is reportedly a huge selection:

"Germany's FKK Sauna Clubs are known for a huge selection of women, totally nude, Girl Friend Experience Services cost as little as $100 per hour, Kissing and BBBJ standard. These clubs are designed for comfort where you stay a while, food, drink, and being surrounded by 50-100 women at one club is common. Guests often stay the entire day, getting to know the women, drinking, dining and seeing them in daylight conditions. Do yourself a favor and check out our site and find out what you've been missing all these years. Clubs are located in mansions, industrial complexs, huge outdoor areas, pools similar to being at the Playboy mansion except you're the center of attention. Germany the country that builds fine sports cars also has some of the world's best gentlemens's clubs. Its safe, legal and we make getting to them easy.

http://fkktour.com/
 
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lenny said:
Some options i'd suggest for such lineups of 4-5 girls:

1. I'd think many Vancouver area MP's have this

2. High track street walkers

3. German FKK clubs

RE 3 I don't know if you can look and leave, but there is reportedly a huge selection:

"Germany's FKK Sauna Clubs are known for a huge selection of women, totally nude, Girl Friend Experience Services cost as little as $100 per hour, Kissing and BBBJ standard. These clubs are designed for comfort where you stay a while, food, drink, and being surrounded by 50-100 women at one club is common. Guests often stay the entire day, getting to know the women, drinking, dining and seeing them in daylight conditions. Do yourself a favor and check out our site and find out what you've been missing all these years. Clubs are located in mansions, industrial complexs, huge outdoor areas, pools similar to being at the Playboy mansion except you're the center of attention. Germany the country that builds fine sports cars also has some of the world's best gentlemens's clubs. Its safe, legal and we make getting to them easy.

http://fkktour.com/
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I'd like to avoid streetwalkers for obvious reasons.

I thought about MPs, but I thought they were staffed by mostly Asian girls. While I'm attracted to some Asian girls, they aren't my preference.

Re: FKKs - they sound amazing, although the thought of hanging out in a towel with a bunch of other dudes who are buying completely creeps me out. I don't want to interact with other customers - at least not in person

I might look into indies, and maybe save some money by doing an incall and staying at a hostel instead of a hotel.
 
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I don't know if many non-asian mps do lineups. Why not simply choose an escort that provides advertising with face pics, if that is your sole criteria? You do seem to have some fairly high expectations and standards, etc. While there are several sps who are exceptional, like vanesssa, I am not that sure how many sps might want to be subjected to your scrutiny.
 
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To the last poster: I don't tell them everything I'm posting here. I do know how to be tactful.
 
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There are so many fantastic gals on here and Vanesssa being a prime example...........she rather refer then to toot her own horn. Good on her for that.
 
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German FKK Clubs

"Re: FKKs - they sound amazing, although the thought of hanging out in a towel with a bunch of other dudes who are buying completely creeps me out. I don't want to interact with other customers - at least not in person"

About 20 years ago when I visited my first German FKK Sauna Club it also sort of freaked me out about the being naked with just a towel thing. You get over that part quickly, plus many of the clubs are now offering robes. The point is not to be naked around others but more a system. See in Germany they have brothels, escorts and red light districts like the rest of the world. They also have what they call FKK Sauna Clubs which are designed for an all day experience. You pay an entry fee that ranges from 25 Euros to 85 Euros. This entry fee covers your entire day, food which can be breakfast, lunch and dinner, snacks, drinks, coffee and even beer and alcohol depending on the club. The clubs are located in large mansions, industrial complexes or homes. Hours are from 10am to 5am 7 days a week. So its more like a club or resort, where you arrive, pay the fee, get towels, slippers, robe and locker. You undress, shower, throw on a towel around your waste and lounge around. Now bare in mind you're in Germany which is Europe where nudity is less of a big deal. People don't really care about you being naked, most of the local guests don't care about being nude. Perhaps this is why sex is so screwed up in other countries where its a bad word. Ok so after you get over the nudity (which is really not that big of a deal) if it is wear the robe since you're missing the benefits. Which are you'll be around up to 100 totally nude women* this varies from club to club. So everyone's eyes will be on the women, lots of them, often in full day light, or bright lighting so you see everything. This is part of the benefit or draw to going, why settle for 2-5 women wearing things to hide their imperfections when you can have a huge harem to choose from. This is where you'll need time, now when you have 80 totally nude 18-29 years old hot women from almost every country to choose from you'll need time. Or you can just try several of them, Oh and you're already naked so all you have to do is say hi to one, then ask to go to a room. Remember the women want YOU to be clean and don't want to waste time getting undressed or dressed so now being naked is making more sense. The usual negotiations is not required here. The rates are SET, Around the major large cites expect to pay 50 Euros for each 30 minutes, further away from the city or in some regions the rate is 50 Euros the first 30 then 25 Euros for every additional 30 minutes. This makes for great relaxed longer sessions, after the first hour its only 50 Euros per hour. Extra's well service includes kissing, bbbj and most of the other basics, the only extras are CIM and ANAL which range from 25 Euros to 100 depending on the club. You can take multiple girls and just double the rate as each gal gets the same rate.

Some Germans go to these clubs for lunch or just a break during the day (great lunch break) for food and a blow job. It all legal too, the women are taxed, the clubs have permits so nothing to worry about. Others come to the club to make a day our of it. They arrive at 11am and have breakfast, enjoy the pool, Jacuzzi, sun and watching the women lounge around as well. Half the fun is the eye candy you'll see during your visit. Some brave guys are even getting oral or having sex in public places. With all this going on, I assure you no one is looking at YOU or what may be under your towel. So to say what would you do all day, well I can't think of anything better to do. Before you judge it or assume try it. You have no idea of what you're missing. It's become so popular where there were a few hundred clubs years ago now there are over 500 and in every region of Germany. The 50 Euros for 30 minutes of sex has become the standard price. Some places are even pricing it for less 30-40 Euros for 30 minutes.

Why go on a tour, well the fact is all the clubs are similar but very different. Each club has things that make it popular from included gourmet restaurants, several pools, huge outdoor gardens, BBQ's, volleyball, strip pole dances etc. Guys are lounging around with friends smoking, having beers, coffee, deserts, snacks, food etc. Sort of like YOU being the Hugh Hefner of a mansion and throwing a party, with lots of naked women. Think about it, one entry fee that may amount to about $75 US is your ticket for a entire day of fun. Food and drink included as much as you can eat and drink. Plus you then have access to a day shift of talent, then around 3-6pm the evening shift comes in with different women.
Its all explained at http://www.21orover.com/discus/messages/43/64248.html

Want an idea of how many clubs there are see this link http://www.21orover.com/discus/messages/43/61854.html?1289185976

The benefits of going with an organized group is that you'll be with other guys from North America, doctors, lawyers, IT people and more common people. You arrive at the airport, meet your group, hop into the van and you're off to a weeks adventure of about 10 different clubs, the best of the best. Nothing to do but sit back, take in the sites and enjoy the women with your new found friends. People who want to get away from the US, value their privacy and figured out the FKK club scene offers them more then a quick one hour paid sex by looking at photos. Now they get to see the women (totally nude), spend some time (without cost) with them chatting and pick from a huge pool of young attractive women.

OK so you're real worried about being naked, bring your own robe, many clubs will furnish you with a robe and for those that don't wear yours. After the 2nd or 3rd day the nudity thing goes away. You then kick yourself for not doing this sooner.:clap2:

FKKTOUR.com runs specials so you can get deals for about 120 Euros a day to cover costs, sign up for their emails to take advantage of these deals. See http://www.fkktour.com/fkk/faq.htm for more info on the clubs and tours.
 
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derkdiggler said:
OK so you're real worried about being naked, bring your own robe, many clubs will furnish you with a robe and for those that don't wear yours. After the 2nd or 3rd day the nudity thing goes away. You then kick yourself for not doing this sooner.:clap2:
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I'm not worried about being naked, as much as I don't like the idea of having a bunch of hairy, flabby dudes in their 40s and 50s hanging out in my field of vision with their hairy balls. Grosses me the fuck out.

Still 100 naked women to choose from is pretty enticing. It might be worth it.
 
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I'm not worried about being naked, as much as I don't like the idea of having a bunch of hairy, flabby dudes in their 40s and 50s hanging out in my field of vision with their hairy balls. Grosses me the fuck out.

Still 100 naked women to choose from is pretty enticing. It might be worth it.
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I wouldn't be looking at guys' balls in that scene anymore than i'm focusing on guys nuts sacks
while walking around DT Vancouver. But it sounds quite pricey compared to Thailand where
you can find tons of fishbowl/gogo places, and even quite a few Eurasian and Russian babes.
In Bangkok i was surprised how many ladies did not even look like they were Asian.
 
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I wouldn't be looking at guys' balls in that scene anymore than i'm focusing on guys nuts sacks
while walking around DT Vancouver.
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Lol. I think there might be a generational difference in approaches to nudity. See the final panel in: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences2

But it sounds quite pricey compared to Thailand where
you can find tons of fishbowl/gogo places, and even quite a few Eurasian and Russian babes.
In Bangkok i was surprised how many ladies did not even look like they were Asian.
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Yeah? I'm not so into the darker Thai girls, but I hear that there are a lot of half-white Thai girls in the four most touristy cities (Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Pattaya and Phuket), and I have read that Pattaya has a large Russian expat population these days. My friend is working in the Philippines and I've been looking for an excuse to meet up with him in Asia.
 
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"I'm not worried about being naked, as much as I don't like the idea of having a bunch of hairy, flabby dudes in their 40s and 50s hanging out in my field of vision with their hairy balls. Grosses me the fuck out."

Not sure where you got the idea that most of the guys are flabby, 40's and 50's. Have you been? I've actually been many times, I've just turned 50 and I'm not flabby nor can you see my balls when I have
my towel on. Then again I don't look to see if they're showing. The majority of clubs you won't see even one ball sack UNLESS you're looking for it in the showers? So do we assume your a great looking guy
without flab, hairless balls what? I'm trying to be funny not negative here. I just want to understand your views?

So YOU'RE not worried about being naked? YOU'RE more worried about what you will see in other men? OK so everyone else is unattractive with flab and harry balls? Is that it?

OK in all fairness from having gone to many clubs over many years for the most part their are NOT alot of harry balls hanging out. Maybe I can make a list of clubs that have more chances of hairy ball encounters, that might
help you avoid any mental anguish. Seriously (I'm laughing here) I would say guys average from age 30-50 since these guys have the money but I've seen guys from 18 years old to 80. Most of the bigger city center clubs
the tourist's which now consist of much of their business all wear robes. So you won't see hairy backs, balls, butts or holes.

For that matter you could go into any club in any country and see a totally ugly looking woman who is asking for money for sex, now that is scary to me. God imagine if she had flab and hairy balls? :)
Now that grosses me out.......

Another thing to think about is disease and HIV, while condoms protect you from some of these, 3rd world countries which are cheaper have a higher possibility of infection, ie.s Asia. Herpes is common as well as STD's.
When medical services are more expensive women tend to skip it rather then countries where going to the doctor is no big deal.

Thank you lenny for explaining "high tracks" makes sense now.

pacnwus I think understands, its all about how people approach nudity.
 
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Yeah? I'm not so into the darker Thai girls, but I hear that there are a lot of half-white Thai girls in the four most touristy cities (Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Pattaya and Phuket), and I have read that Pattaya has a large Russian expat population these days. My friend is working in the Philippines and I've been looking for an excuse to meet up with him in Asia.
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So this type doesn't interest you?

http://galleries2.amakings.com/mean...ig-tittied-filipina-camwhoring/pictures/5.jpg
http://asianbutterflies.com/galleries/content/tgw/tgw-15/10.jpg
http://asianbutterflies.com/galleries/content/tgw/tgw-15/05.jpg
http://www.teenbangkok.com/amateur/asian-11.jpg
http://galleries.deepthroatlove.com/pb03/pb03_mayahills/03.jpg
http://www.lilykoh.com/gb/fhg/content/bedblanketbingonude/01.jpg

Maybe these would be more like it?
http://www.honeymod.com/images/87643532694.jpg
http://www.idols69.net/pictures/667-Sakurako/14.jpg

My hotel limo driver offered to take me to see some lineups full of fully white TGs.
I've seen a snow white half Thai half German in BKK. She didn't look Asian at all.
Some of these TGs look more than just semi-white:

http://www.thainude.org/
http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/Models/thai_models.htm

But maybe this would be more your kind of poison:

RUSSIAN STRIPPER CLUB WALKING STREET PATTAYA THAILAND 6-4-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY_bYjvF9b8&feature=related

There are several more Russian in LOS videos on that page.

Or perhaps this does it for you?

http://sex141.com/en/

http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-dana-girl-13570.html

If you can't hookup with your friend in PI, Mr Dinosaur might be willing to assist in Pattaya:

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=766833&page=65
 
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derkdiggler said:
"Re: FKKs - they sound amazing, although the thought of hanging out in a towel with a bunch of other dudes who are buying completely creeps me out. I don't want to interact with other customers - at least not in person"

About 20 years ago when I visited my first German FKK Sauna Club it also sort of freaked me out about the being naked with just a towel thing. You get over that part quickly, plus many of the clubs are now offering robes. The point is not to be naked around others but more a system. See in Germany they have brothels, escorts and red light districts like the rest of the world. They also have what they call FKK Sauna Clubs which are designed for an all day experience. You pay an entry fee that ranges from 25 Euros to 85 Euros. This entry fee covers your entire day, food which can be breakfast, lunch and dinner, snacks, drinks, coffee and even beer and alcohol depending on the club. The clubs are located in large mansions, industrial complexes or homes. Hours are from 10am to 5am 7 days a week. So its more like a club or resort, where you arrive, pay the fee, get towels, slippers, robe and locker. You undress, shower, throw on a towel around your waste and lounge around. Now bare in mind you're in Germany which is Europe where nudity is less of a big deal. People don't really care about you being naked, most of the local guests don't care about being nude. Perhaps this is why sex is so screwed up in other countries where its a bad word. Ok so after you get over the nudity (which is really not that big of a deal) if it is wear the robe since you're missing the benefits. Which are you'll be around up to 100 totally nude women* this varies from club to club. So everyone's eyes will be on the women, lots of them, often in full day light, or bright lighting so you see everything. This is part of the benefit or draw to going, why settle for 2-5 women wearing things to hide their imperfections when you can have a huge harem to choose from. This is where you'll need time, now when you have 80 totally nude 18-29 years old hot women from almost every country to choose from you'll need time. Or you can just try several of them, Oh and you're already naked so all you have to do is say hi to one, then ask to go to a room. Remember the women want YOU to be clean and don't want to waste time getting undressed or dressed so now being naked is making more sense. The usual negotiations is not required here. The rates are SET, Around the major large cites expect to pay 50 Euros for each 30 minutes, further away from the city or in some regions the rate is 50 Euros the first 30 then 25 Euros for every additional 30 minutes. This makes for great relaxed longer sessions, after the first hour its only 50 Euros per hour. Extra's well service includes kissing, bbbj and most of the other basics, the only extras are CIM and ANAL which range from 25 Euros to 100 depending on the club. You can take multiple girls and just double the rate as each gal gets the same rate.

Some Germans go to these clubs for lunch or just a break during the day (great lunch break) for food and a blow job. It all legal too, the women are taxed, the clubs have permits so nothing to worry about. Others come to the club to make a day our of it. They arrive at 11am and have breakfast, enjoy the pool, Jacuzzi, sun and watching the women lounge around as well. Half the fun is the eye candy you'll see during your visit. Some brave guys are even getting oral or having sex in public places. With all this going on, I assure you no one is looking at YOU or what may be under your towel. So to say what would you do all day, well I can't think of anything better to do. Before you judge it or assume try it. You have no idea of what you're missing. It's become so popular where there were a few hundred clubs years ago now there are over 500 and in every region of Germany. The 50 Euros for 30 minutes of sex has become the standard price. Some places are even pricing it for less 30-40 Euros for 30 minutes.

Why go on a tour, well the fact is all the clubs are similar but very different. Each club has things that make it popular from included gourmet restaurants, several pools, huge outdoor gardens, BBQ's, volleyball, strip pole dances etc. Guys are lounging around with friends smoking, having beers, coffee, deserts, snacks, food etc. Sort of like YOU being the Hugh Hefner of a mansion and throwing a party, with lots of naked women. Think about it, one entry fee that may amount to about $75 US is your ticket for a entire day of fun. Food and drink included as much as you can eat and drink. Plus you then have access to a day shift of talent, then around 3-6pm the evening shift comes in with different women.
Its all explained at http://www.21orover.com/discus/messages/43/64248.html

Want an idea of how many clubs there are see this link http://www.21orover.com/discus/messages/43/61854.html?1289185976

The benefits of going with an organized group is that you'll be with other guys from North America, doctors, lawyers, IT people and more common people. You arrive at the airport, meet your group, hop into the van and you're off to a weeks adventure of about 10 different clubs, the best of the best. Nothing to do but sit back, take in the sites and enjoy the women with your new found friends. People who want to get away from the US, value their privacy and figured out the FKK club scene offers them more then a quick one hour paid sex by looking at photos. Now they get to see the women (totally nude), spend some time (without cost) with them chatting and pick from a huge pool of young attractive women.

OK so you're real worried about being naked, bring your own robe, many clubs will furnish you with a robe and for those that don't wear yours. After the 2nd or 3rd day the nudity thing goes away. You then kick yourself for not doing this sooner.:clap2:

FKKTOUR.com runs specials so you can get deals for about 120 Euros a day to cover costs, sign up for their emails to take advantage of these deals. See http://www.fkktour.com/fkk/faq.htm for more info on the clubs and tours.
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What a neat idea! I've heard of these places but didn't know all too much about them, thanks for the info! Never been to Germany but it seems like such an awesome place, Canada really needs to be more open-minded and relaxed about sex like so much of Europe is. :)
 
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I love living in Vancouver, and it is great for pooning compared to most places in North America.

But I dont think it would be worth it. If you had to fly here from the states, get a nice hotel, taxis.
For a weekend of pooning.

I dont think you would find anywhere in Vancouver that is high end, that would do a line.
 
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