Best Form Of Revenge

[jim]

Let's say all you have and care to have is someone's email address and this someone has done something to severely tick you off. To the point where you'd like to dish out a bit of revenge.

What would you do?

 

[visioneast]

I'd send him/her mail bombs.

 

[stryker]

Did some one just page me?

 

[shak]

virus attachment isnt really gonna help. Anyone who is knowledgable about computer will not open attachment easily. I'd say the worst that you can do to him/her is sign him up to thousands of different mail list, that will really fuck him over. Now most of those mail list requirement a confirmation code to activate subscription. But there are bots available on the net that will automatically subsrcibe a given e-mail address to thousands of different mail lists. Some of those email lists are bound to have no validation process. Its a pain in the ass to remove yourself from a mailing list. Imagine having to do that hundred times....

Another thing that you could do is sign him/her up to spammers ....


this is the whole purpose of using alias on your primary e-mail, if someone bomb your alias, just remove that alias withotu hurting your primary e-mail account

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Revenge is a dish that is best served up cold !!

Quote from Khan, Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan.

I don't get mad......... I get even !!


...........QM'r

 

[jim]

virus attachment isnt really gonna help. Anyone who is knowledgable about computer will not open attachment easily. I'd say the worst that you can do to him/her is sign him up to thousands of different mail list, that will really fuck him over. Now most of those mail list requirement a confirmation code to activate subscription. But there are bots available on the net that will automatically subsrcibe a given e-mail address to thousands of different mail lists. Some of those email lists are bound to have no validation process. Its a pain in the ass to remove yourself from a mailing list. Imagine having to do that hundred times....

Another thing that you could do is sign him/her up to spammers ....


this is the whole purpose of using alias on your primary e-mail, if someone bomb your alias, just remove that alias withotu hurting your primary e-mail account

One of them is (there are actually 2) is an IT person, so must be careful to cover one's tracks. I was thinking of signing up for a number of subscriptions etc, would love to make their email addresses useless due to spam etc.

 

[jim]

Keep in mind most websites will keep a log of I.P. addresses to combat malicious signups. You'd be best off doing this from an internet cafe.

Yup I have that one covered. I guess I could also go "borrow" one of the many unsecured wireless connections for my "deeds".

 

[jim]

Might also try posting an anonymous add on CL stating they are looking for something a bit on the wild side, and have the responses directed to their mail box LMAO oh we are a bad bunch ennit

CL?? Not sure what site you are referring to. I like the idea though

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Might also try posting an anonymous add on CL stating they are looking for something a bit on the wild side, and have the responses directed to their mail box LMAO oh we are a bad bunch ennit

Isn't that what you were getting mad about because people did that to you on CL? Guess its funnier when its somebody else.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Let's say...you'd like to dish out a bit of revenge.

What would you do?

I'd pluck out his eye. Like in Kill Bill 2.
If you can't do that, you can still email him this note:
"I wanna pluck out your eye. Like in Kill Bill 2".

(but don't sign it!)

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

I'd pluck out his eye. Like in Kill Bill 2.
If you can't do that, you can still email him this note:
"I wanna pluck out your eye. Like in Kill Bill 2".

(but don't sign it!)

Ok, off topic. What the fuck is your avitar? I keep looking at it and for the life of me I can't figure it out. I have flipped my laptop upside down, sideways, and I can't make it out. LOL

 

[JustAGuy]

Ditto ...

... to what SZabina and Tess said. In the cosmic scheme of things, you just end up bringing bad karma your way by focusing on revenge and getting even. There are plenty of positive things upon which to expend your time and energy. Look for them instead. You'll be a better person for it.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. If you can't afford getting caught, then you shouldn't do anything at all. There's a lot of very smart people in jail who thought they'd never get caught. An act of revenge requires careful planning. You should not engage in it while you're still in a rage and don't have your thinking cap on. Once you've cooled down and thought things over rationally, you will likely conclude that it's really not worth stooping to the level of your adversary.

 

[shedevil]

The best revenge is

None at all. The high road as they say.

I find that if I wait it out, they get exactly what they deserve eventually. Sometimes it takes years. I am a very patient person... lol

Be prepared to suffer the consequences of your actions.

~Not that I am speaking from experience or anything... ~ Wait. I will share.

A while back I had asked another member to leave me alone in the most polite fashion that I could for VERY good reasons. No luck. I am followed around on here (no matter where or what I post) by a ravenous beast and I am tempted. After all, she did threaten me by e-mail and shows now sign of letting go anytime soon. It has been a while, but there is still some major frothing at the mouth from this person.



I truly belive in APATHY. The indifference of a situation, not hate. To hate is to love after all.



SD

 

[Chantal]

I do not believe!

In any revenge at all."People Self-Destruct",and that is revenge in it's self.

 

[Rod Steel]

There are some good tips in this Avenger's Handbook:

http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/TAH.txt

 

[LutherBlissett]

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
.... Josh Billings

In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.
.... Sir Francis Bacon

Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
.... The Talmud

Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
.... Martin Luther King Jr.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
.... Confucius

Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.
.... Earl of Chesterfield

I thought about getting back at the little bitch but instead I'll just fuck someone better.
.... Luther Blissett

 

[H.Miller]

The little bitch

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
.... Josh Billings

In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.
.... Sir Francis Bacon

Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
.... The Talmud

Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
.... Martin Luther King Jr.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
.... Confucius

Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.
.... Earl of Chesterfield

I thought about getting back at the little bitch but instead I'll just fuck someone better.
.... Luther Blissett

Luther-- as a pooner , you are obligated to review,--- "the little bitch."

In addition-- the timeliness of some of these threads is sometimes spooky.
I-- one of the cities unwealthy , currently am employed by one of it's wealthiest, (inheritance -- nothing more) ,and this pond scum has burned me twice in as many mths. Today, the puny remittance man runt actually gave me a little ground back.
I had the petroleum products purchased and his palm trees were soon to die-- at the root level.
This thread has made me put the petrol away,-- at least for now.
Somehow I am wondering if that fuck didn't KNOW his trees were soon to die and that is what caused his softening and also if he hadn't lost a few trees in the past which caused him to soften up?
I'm fighting on both sides on this one.

 

[LutherBlissett]

Henri:

How are things on the boulevards these days? One of my favourite books is Quiet Days in Clichy by HM. I re-read it every once in a while to get re-balanced about the pooner life.

My quote about "the little bitch" is really just a generic modern day Oscar Wilde-ism, although I have had a very long-term relationship that fits the profile and some recent experiences that have aspects of the same but these relationships are not "reviewable" ... one doesn't do L/A/S with SO's and people you still have affection for.

Your palm tree/oil product hesitation is all for the good. Trust me, I have the mind of the ultimate revenge artiste (I often plan large heists down to the minute the plastic explosive goes off on the safe) and I know how sweet the thoughts of browning leaves can be but every time I have given in to the impulse, I am the one that ends up wilting.

My advice:

Do your mental jerk off about what you could have done so easily to get back at the pompous ass and take an even more delicious pleasure and pride in how you spared his unworthy soul.

You are the one with grace.

 

[H.Miller]

Clichy

Luther, Tks. for the sagacious words, somehow I know you are right.
The Blvds. here are OK but I do long for Paris where as someone once said, "the windowpanes are the TV screens."
I forgot all about Clichy-- tks. for the reminder, I wrote it so long ago I forgot what the hell it was I wrote , hopefully some good pooning escapades in there.
Keep the reviews coming Luther, they are conspicuously absent --of late.