Best "covert" AMPs in the Vancouver area

[greythings20]

When I say "covert", I'm talking about storefronts that are indistinguishable from those of legitimate therapeutic massage businesses:

• No sexually-evocative signage; no blacked-out windows; no "you must be 19 to enter."
• Instead, a list outside of legitimate services, with mentions of having RMTs on staff (probably a lie), etc;
• And in fact, you likely can actually receive some semblance of those advertised services. (Though, the legit services probably suck — which results in these kinds of places having lots of bad reviews from confused walk-in customers!)
• To get a happy ending or half/full service, you have to ask for it — they won't suggest it.
• If you search their name online, you won't find sexually-explicit advertisements; and nor will you find a website with image-gallery listings of their "models" / "companions" / "staff". (At least, not without signing up for some portal first.)

To put this another way, these are:

• ...places that don't make you feel the need to enter via the back.
• ...places you could tell your gf/wife you're going to visit, and not be worried she'd find out what happens there — even if she visited herself!
• ...places that you yourself might not have realized provide sexual services, until someone told you!

I know there are at least a few shops like this in the GVRD. But does anyone have a recommendation for a "best" one — both in terms of being the most covert, and in terms of having the best ladies/services/value?

(I'm also curious about other non-massage businesses that are fronts for covert sex-work. Like how "barbershops" work in some Asian countries. Do any of those exist here?)

 

[Nbane]

The best I can think of is Face2Feet off of Gilmore.

 

[perbist]

I'm not sure about the "best" one but Pacific Oasis Spa in Yaletown fits the description. Very legit looking, does services like threading and facials, and you have to literally ask for extras. And I think Maggie is the only one there that does extras. Only topless HJ though, I think.

 

[Lenno]

Tiger Spa. No sign, no lights. Just a door off of the street and no signs or lights inside in the lobby. Only a receptionist. Door is also at the back off of the alley.

 

[P_e_r_b]

While not really as covert as described on the OP, Blue Crystal Spa on 41st is on the West extent of the Kerrisdale shopping area. They have a back door, but there is not a lot of foot traffic out front, and it looks rather legit to non hobbyists. I always go through the front door. Dunno why they advertise as "Blue Krystal". Maybe it is their way to make searches difficult?

Kate doesn't work at Pacific anymore, so I've got no reason to go there. 😁

 

[stackswopo]

While not really as covert as described on the OP, Blue Crystal Spa on 41st is on the West extent of the Kerrisdale shopping area. They have a back door, but there is not a lot of foot traffic out front, and it looks rather legit to non hobbyists. I always go through the front door. Dunno why they advertise as "Blue Krystal". Maybe it is their way to make searches difficult?

Kate doesn't work at Pacific anymore, so I've got no reason to go there. 😁

Can you describe their service a bit bro? Its my first time getting a massage so i wanna have the best experience

 

[P_e_r_b]

Can you describe their service a bit bro? Its my first time getting a massage so i wanna have the best experience

Which place are you asking about? Blue Crystal? If so, they are standard AMP (as in not big on massage, but good with HS and FS). For the more semi-legit places that offer great massage, then its about the massage. You can check out my posting history to see which places offer good massage (as I don't want to hi-jack this "covert" AMP thread).

 

[perbist]

I've only been to Pacific Oasis once and have only seen Maggie so I can't speak on whether other girls there do extras. There are some reviews of Pacific though if you search.

I've been to Blue Crystal/Krystal in Kerrisdale and wouldn't describe it as a covert or legit looking spa. It's pretty much similar to most AMP's and all the girls there do FS I think.

 

[ToolJambi]

They all do hj at Pacific Oasis. You shouldn't have to ask, the manager May just says don't cover yourself with the sheet if you want extras lol
They started charging extra for touching so watch out for that.

 

[lxxok]

Which place are you asking about? Blue Crystal? If so, they are standard AMP (as in not big on massage, but good with HS and FS). For the more semi-legit places that offer great massage, then its about the massage. You can check out my posting history to see which places offer good massage (as I don't want to hi-jack this "covert" AMP thread).

Any younger ones that you can recommend at Blue Crystal? Dropped by there twice last year but only found aunties.

 

[P_e_r_b]

Any younger ones that you can recommend at Blue Crystal? Dropped by there twice last year but only found aunties.

You really took one for the team if you went last year. There would be younger ones at a seniors home back then. I remember going there in the late teens' (2018?) I was serviced by an almost GILF. Did not return for years.

Then I heard through the grapevine that the place changed management sometime late last year. It's a younger line up now. The star is a Persian hottie, Anna. She's about 30 at the most and looks like someone you'd see at a club. Worth a visit or three.

 

[carsman123]

Newbie to this, but how would you initiate the conversation that you want more? Kinda nervous at the thought of asking for it and it's not an establishment that does that.

 

[Asian Fever]

with mentions of having RMTs on staff (probably a lie)

You will lose your business license for that. Maybe consider something other than an AMP *ahem*?

 

[Stamkos]

This has been said a million times, if it’s truly a legit spa but you get lucky please don’t advertise it on here. The girls, who rely on the income to raise their families, feed their kids will lose their jobs. Especially a place like Pacific Oasis. Grab a brain boys.

You’ve got a brand new poster @stackswopo, joined yesterday, wants specific names, even DM’d me asking about Pacific. How do you know it isn’t the owner looking for info? Girls at Pacific and other legit spas have been fired before based on info posted here. Think about it before you post!!!

 

[greythings20]

This has been said a million times, if it’s truly a legit spa but you get lucky please don’t advertise it on here. The girls, who rely on the income to raise their families, feed their kids will lose their jobs. Especially a place like Pacific Oasis. Grab a brain boys.

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Girls at Pacific and other legit spas have been fired before based on info posted here. Think about it before you post!!!

Totally!

To clarify the intent of this thread: I'm not asking about actually legit places — places where any sex work would be occurring under the table [lol], without the management's knowledge.

I'm asking about places where the management is in on it — but where they've just chosen to set up the shop and its marketing to project an outwardly squeaky-clean image.

• Maybe to ensure discretion;
• Maybe because they think the money they make off of walk-in 40yo women needing backrubs is worth it, and they don't want to scare away that demographic;
• Or maybe because you've got an "absentee/inattentive owner" + "hired manager" dynamic — with the owner having done all the initial set up of signage and advertising, and maybe run the shop as legit for years, but eventually disappearing off somewhere (maybe retiring to somewhere nice and sunny); and with the manager they hired to take care of the place, pivoting the business to one that can make some real money — but also doing what they can to be able to lie to the owner that they're still running the place as a legit shop, if the owner ever drops in to inspect.

(That last one is a little iffy as far as talking about the shop on here, I know — but I swear that 0% of these absentee owners would ever think to so much as google the name of their own shop.)

 

[stackswopo]

This has been said a million times, if it’s truly a legit spa but you get lucky please don’t advertise it on here. The girls, who rely on the income to raise their families, feed their kids will lose their jobs. Especially a place like Pacific Oasis. Grab a brain boys.

You’ve got a brand new poster @stackswopo, joined yesterday, wants specific names, even DM’d me asking about Pacific. How do you know it isn’t the owner looking for info? Girls at Pacific and other legit spas have been fired before based on info posted here. Think about it before you post!!!

It’s my bad brother, I didn’t even know how this website works two days ago. I just started asking people all this stuff. I’ll keep this in mind from now on.

 

[Deuceredman]

I remember a massage/faciial place in the office building on the Southeast corner of Burrard and Davie. I cant remember the. floor or business but it was just an office like setting among endless other offices, dental, labs... in a building down a hallway. The Queen of England could of walked in there and nobody would have thought twice.

 

[Stamkos]

Totally!

To clarify the intent of this thread: I'm not asking about actually legit places — places where any sex work would be occurring under the table [lol], without the management's knowledge.

I'm asking about places where the management is in on it — but where they've just chosen to set up the shop and its marketing to project an outwardly squeaky-clean image.

• Maybe to ensure discretion;
• Maybe because they think the money they make off of walk-in 40yo women needing backrubs is worth it, and they don't want to scare away that demographic;
• Or maybe because you've got an "absentee/inattentive owner" + "hired manager" dynamic — with the owner having done all the initial set up of signage and advertising, and maybe run the shop as legit for years, but eventually disappearing off somewhere (maybe retiring to somewhere nice and sunny); and with the manager they hired to take care of the place, pivoting the business to one that can make some real money — but also doing what they can to be able to lie to the owner that they're still running the place as a legit shop, if the owner ever drops in to inspect.

(That last one is a little iffy as far as talking about the shop on here, I know — but I swear that 0% of these absentee owners would ever think to so much as google the name of their own shop.)

I hearya @greythings20 👍🏻

However, my point, I know of 2 specific unrelated legit salons in the past 18 months where the off site owner walked in with a photocopy of a review from here with the girls name on it and canned them on the spot. Both were young Asian moms with the salon being their only source of income. Not trying to be a white knight just making the point to be careful when we share info on here.

That’s it from me…..

 

[Eero]

Newbie to this, but how would you initiate the conversation that you want more? Kinda nervous at the thought of asking for it and it's not an establishment that does that.

Be naked and slow to drape, politely ask if the masseuse offers any extras or add-ons. If she asks what you have in mind (and gauge her tone—if she offers extras this will be asked gently, if she very much does not I would imagine it would be asked aggressively, but that has never happened to me) suggest nudity. If she quotes a price or agrees, you have begun an excellent conversation.