…or just avocado 🥑 pits. Don’t forget to guac the avocado and face smear in a super slow gooey sexy way. Quantum entanglement makes the pits get harder. Seriously…. Ben Wa never felt the avo-pit grow mojo.
Option 2: Reverse beer pong balls. Inject those bouncy fuckers (that avoid red solo cups like Whoopie at a repulican rally) with heavy stout or bud-not-so-light, and grind down with kegel uphoria.