BDSM Advertisers Forum, BDSM Reviews

[PuntMeister]

Helloooooo Kinksters,

You may have noticed the recent changes to PERB with new cities added, each having its own Advertisers section and Reviews section. Somehow in the shuffle this unique little 'Bottom' section of Perb was left alone. However, that situation has now been rectified and a new separate BDSM Advertisers Forum is available loud and proud, just like all the other Perb sections. Who will be the first SP to advertise there? Let us all honour the sanctity of these ads and not hijack them. Let us all honour the BDSM community and let the chat flow rich and unspammed. Thankyou Fred Zed for giving us all clarity as to where to advertise and where to chat. Yes, the overlap in this kinky corner was causing some confusion. I look forward to many rich years of PERBITES celebrating our special passions and talents.

Be Well,

Punt.

 

[PuntMeister]

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!

Mistress Lalani Electrica wins the Punt-O-La prize for First To Advertise in the shiny new BDSM Adverstisers section. Honours to Miss Red for first SP to post there. I guess that means chicken lunch for you LOL.

Your Chicken is of course boneless free range organic fed grade AAA quality, and can be claimed by rendezvous at a chicken serving restaurant of your choice, or I can wear my sexy apron and come cook a lovely italian chicken parmesan, tandoori indian feast, or succulent souvlaki entre at your very own kitchen.

Now for the next prize! I will offer a free beer cool down for the First Client that books with an advertiser in the BDSM Advertisers Forum. This includes a jug of the good stuff, natchos or chicken wings, poutine or yam fries, and of course the pleasure of post-session philosophical commiseration with Punt.

 

[PuntMeister]

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!

Mistress Lalani Electrica wins the Punt-O-La prize for First To Advertise in the shiny new BDSM Adverstisers section. Honours to Miss Red for first SP to post there. I guess that means chicken lunch for you LOL.

Your Chicken is of course boneless free range organic fed grade AAA quality, and can be claimed by rendezvous at a chicken serving restaurant of your choice, or I can wear my sexy apron and come cook a lovely italian chicken parmesan, tandoori indian feast, or succulent souvlaki entre at your very own kitchen.

Now for the next prize! I will offer a free beer cool down for the First Client that books with an advertiser in the BDSM Advertisers Forum. This includes a jug of the good stuff, natchos or chicken wings, poutine or yam fries, and of course the pleasure of post-session philosophical commiseration with Punt.

UPDATE!

The Cool Down prize has just been claimed. I just booked! Grinz

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Yes, Punt, you did! I am greatly looking forward to having you as chicken for My dinner!

 

[MissRed]

Yes, Punt, you did! I am greatly looking forward to having you as chicken for My dinner!

I'm going to take over for desert and freeze your ass for calling me an SP. Maybe Lalani and I can split your legs apart like a wish bone. wink wink

:clap2:

 

[MissRed]

Seeings how we are on the topic of meals. It makes me kinda hungry.... If I did chose to be an SP or provide those types of services, Punt ... I guarantee these boys would not know what to do with themselves! wink wink
I guess stress brings out the horn dog in me.

 

[marmanel]

Yes this is great, a place for the kink's. Still wonder where are all the mistress in Victoria - still in Halloween shock?? Good to see some of the good old dragoons join in with positive input, but again the islanders???

 

[PuntMeister]

I'm going to take over for desert and freeze your ass for calling me an SP. Maybe Lalani and I can split your legs apart like a wish bone. wink wink

:clap2:

That sounds like 'Foul Language' there Miss Red (non-SP but stressed out horndog). My My, I do seem to have a way of getting myself into trouble. I am told when I am good I am really really good....... But when I'm bad, I'm better. (sorry for the cheezie lyrical ripoff--couldn't resist). LOLOL.

 

[MissRed]

Now you behave yourself punt or I'll have to take you over my knee and spank you Mommy style.... I know you want to be my bad little boy.

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Punt is always a very bad little boy with many impure thoughts and he will be punished accordingly on his birthday, as he will visit Me and for speaking out of turn and with no permission he will be forced into some extreme bondage and gagged for extended periods while I give him his birthday spanks!!! I'll have to give him double for insulting MissRed then... it's only fair!

marmanel be patient, Mistress will be able to visit you sometime Mid November! I will send you a pm regarding My schedule.

If any of you slaves would like to book a duo with MissRed and I let one of U/Us know and We'll make it happen!!! I'm sure between the 2 of Us we can find a lot of ways to occupy ourselves! We could have a lot of fun with these slave boys!!!

Mistress Electrica xoxox

 

[winterman]

But where does a Dom find a nice lady sub for playtime?

 

[PuntMeister]

Man, I keep getting deeper into trouble! These crazy dommes are just way too smart these days. Waskewy Wabbits I say. Vewy Vewy Waskewy!

Oh, and Winterdude, try all the usuals ad boards - BP, Ers, Craigs, PERB Advertisers. Search for sub or domme/sub and fill your boots. Good luck to you sir.

Punt.

 

[MissRed]

Thank you Lalani, you gorgeous Sexy Beast! Please pee on his head for me, right in his eye. C/O Miss Red. haha

I think we should do an overnight session with these boys. They'll be sexually traumatized for a year after. wink wink

 

[PuntMeister]

Thank you Lalani, you gorgeous Sexy Beast! Please pee on his head for me, right in his eye. C/O Miss Red. haha

Well excuuuuuuse me! Pee in my eye will ya? Big red meanie head. Lol.

Reminds me of a comic strip I saw once:

Dom: I'm gonna piss in your mouth you little douche. Open up.

Sub: Yes mistress.

Dom: Get ready, cuz this is going to be hot, wet, and delicious.

Sub: Yes Mistress.

Dom: OK, here it comes. Open wide you little bitch.

Sub: Aggg! Gurgle.

Dom: Oh, did it go in your eye?

Sub: Yup. Ur-in there.

HAHAAHAHAH ROFL ROFL ROFL. Actually I really did ROFL. Had to hold my knees to chest and catch my breath, and pull carpet threads off of my tear-stained cheeks.

-Punt.

 

[MissRed]

I had a bf really peev me off a few years back, so, I peed in his contact lens holders. Every time I would go in the bathroom I'd look at them and giggle to myself.

Then I felt bad and told him. LOL

I wasn't even a Domme then. I guess I was a mischievous, evil little biotch and bdsm was calling my name.

 

[PuntMeister]

I had a bf really peev me off a few years back, so, I peed in his contact lens holders. Every time I would go in the bathroom I'd look at them and giggle to myself.

Then I felt bad and told him. LOL

I wasn't even a Domme then. I guess I was a mischievous, evil little biotch and bdsm was calling my name.

Hmmm, I had an evil little biotch GF pee on my fish sticks once. Made me very sick. Went to the doctor. She said that I had contracted Biotchulism. HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA LOLOLOLOL. ROFL (again).

God I hurt myself sometimes....