Dear Friends,
Thank you for all of your responses to my info request concerning the availability of BBBJ's. The offers were overwhelming! I even got some responses from some of the ladies!!
...And Violet and I amused each other no end the other day reading some of the resumes to each other...
In our last episode, I had begun to describe my most recent adventures at El Hotel Costa Azul, a very traditional bordello in Old Zihuantanejo. It's so traditional that not even the taxi drivers touted it. That could be for either of 2 reasons... 1) because it was close the main resort beaches and a trip there from my hotel wouldn't pay nearly as much as one to Jaguar and Kisses, the principle girly bars in town, or
2) because the Azul was perhaps considered "beneath" the consideration of a Turisto. In either case, at the Azul there was no question of anybody able to translate for you. It's either Spanish or sign language, though I imagine most of the folks reading this could probably do a reasonable pantomime of sucking and fucking...but back to our story...!
The double-banger I'd done with Anna ( Southern Mexico's answer to our "Soccer Mom") was quite satisfying for the morning, but by late afternoon, I felt the urge come upon me to see what the later shift had to offer.
So, at about 6 pm I presented myself again at their door and rang the buzzer . This time the door was answered by Ultrillio, the "Man with the gold teeth," himself...
"¡Hola Sidewinder! ¿Vikki finalmente ha acabado la instalación de su chingata tina caliente encima en SU?"
Hello Sidewinder, has Vikki finally installed her ***ing hot tub at SU?"
"estoy apesadumbrado, pero ningún ella no tiene. Pero el azulejos nuevos están en lugar. Son negros. Justo como los que esta' en el lugar de su madre."
"I'm sorry, but no she hasn't. But the the new tiles are in place. They're black. Just like the ones at your mother's place."
And then I was introduced to Johanna...(!!!!) And CARAMBA is she ever a tropical CUTIE!!! In fairly short order I was led by the hand to a back room, where I removed my clothes, introduced myself more formally and handed over 800 Pesos. When she returned from doing "the split," she pretty much jumped on me and devoured me alive. I chose to offer no resistance. And to cut to the finale, she polished me off in no time flat with a sizzling BBBJ CIM, and didn't run away to spit it all out and quickly brush her teeth like Anna the Soccer Mom, though I would never criticize anyone, male or female for doing the same.
This being Mexico...it was pretty much a "when you come, you're done" thing, and almost before the room stopped spinning around me, Johanna was dressed and looking for her next customer.
Being no accidental tourist, I took my cue gracefully, and quietly thanked everyone on my way out with a very very big smile.
Then I walked around the corner and into the Mercado Centrale, or main marketplace and had me a feed of BBQ'd goat meat tacos and a cold cerveza that was just mmm...mmm..good!
Thank you for all of your responses to my info request concerning the availability of BBBJ's. The offers were overwhelming! I even got some responses from some of the ladies!!
...And Violet and I amused each other no end the other day reading some of the resumes to each other...
In our last episode, I had begun to describe my most recent adventures at El Hotel Costa Azul, a very traditional bordello in Old Zihuantanejo. It's so traditional that not even the taxi drivers touted it. That could be for either of 2 reasons... 1) because it was close the main resort beaches and a trip there from my hotel wouldn't pay nearly as much as one to Jaguar and Kisses, the principle girly bars in town, or
2) because the Azul was perhaps considered "beneath" the consideration of a Turisto. In either case, at the Azul there was no question of anybody able to translate for you. It's either Spanish or sign language, though I imagine most of the folks reading this could probably do a reasonable pantomime of sucking and fucking...but back to our story...!
The double-banger I'd done with Anna ( Southern Mexico's answer to our "Soccer Mom") was quite satisfying for the morning, but by late afternoon, I felt the urge come upon me to see what the later shift had to offer.
So, at about 6 pm I presented myself again at their door and rang the buzzer . This time the door was answered by Ultrillio, the "Man with the gold teeth," himself...
"¡Hola Sidewinder! ¿Vikki finalmente ha acabado la instalación de su chingata tina caliente encima en SU?"
Hello Sidewinder, has Vikki finally installed her ***ing hot tub at SU?"
"estoy apesadumbrado, pero ningún ella no tiene. Pero el azulejos nuevos están en lugar. Son negros. Justo como los que esta' en el lugar de su madre."
"I'm sorry, but no she hasn't. But the the new tiles are in place. They're black. Just like the ones at your mother's place."
And then I was introduced to Johanna...(!!!!) And CARAMBA is she ever a tropical CUTIE!!! In fairly short order I was led by the hand to a back room, where I removed my clothes, introduced myself more formally and handed over 800 Pesos. When she returned from doing "the split," she pretty much jumped on me and devoured me alive. I chose to offer no resistance. And to cut to the finale, she polished me off in no time flat with a sizzling BBBJ CIM, and didn't run away to spit it all out and quickly brush her teeth like Anna the Soccer Mom, though I would never criticize anyone, male or female for doing the same.
This being Mexico...it was pretty much a "when you come, you're done" thing, and almost before the room stopped spinning around me, Johanna was dressed and looking for her next customer.
Being no accidental tourist, I took my cue gracefully, and quietly thanked everyone on my way out with a very very big smile.
Then I walked around the corner and into the Mercado Centrale, or main marketplace and had me a feed of BBQ'd goat meat tacos and a cold cerveza that was just mmm...mmm..good!
