Ashley @ Penthouse

[Pan]

In spite of it's convenient location for me, I have not been a frequent visitor to Penthouse lately. I have had excellent experiences with a couple of the ladies there, most notably Layla and Crystal, but the former's schedule does not mesh with mine, and the latter has moved to Sinderella's.
A couple of weeks ago I stopped in to see Crystal, which is when I found out she had moved. I chose to stay with one of the new girls, whose name I have conveniently forgotten, and did not feel the results were up to the standard of the MP. (Ericah?) I just recall a simple name with an odd spelling. Young, short blonde hair, average features, wooden attitude. As a result, I was a tad soured on the place.
Fast forward to the present.
I have a client cancel an appointment, and I have a couple of hours to kill. My mind drifts to my wish to expend some latent sexual energy, so I walk a couple of blocks to Penthouse, just to have a look at the menu. Fortune smiled on my in the form of Ashley.
Tall, long blonde hair, deliciously slender with a balcony you could perform Shakespeare from. A tantalising smile, and dressed to kill, I could only nod and be led to a room...;o)
This young lady is new to Penthouse, but has worked in the business for a while, and I have heard about her a few times. All positive reviews, but none prepared me for the girl in the flesh. She is beautiful, intelligent, and a consumate professional. She also has a couple moves in her repertoire that were new to me, and nicely enhanced my enjoyment of our session.

Looks - 8.9
Attitude - 9.7
Massage - 9.0
Extras - 9.0

I guess I will be making the trip to Penthouse a bit more often...;o)

 

[wolverine]

I chose to stay with one of the new girls, whose name I have conveniently forgotten, and did not feel the results were up to the standard of the MP. (Ericah?) I just recall a simple name with an odd spelling. Young, short blonde hair, average features, wooden attitude. As a result, I was a tad soured on the place.

Would that be Evah?

Ashley is indeed a goddess amongst SPs, and I'm glad she's found her niche at Penthouse.

 

[Pan]

Less a niche, and more a pedestal...'o)

Yes, it was Evah... nice enough girl, but a bit mechanical for my tastes. She showed very little enthusiasm, and perhaps a touch of distaste for the job at hand, so to speak. (Could have been me...the horns and the hooves can be a bit offputting...)
Penthouse is one of the classiest facilities in town, and my expectations there are of a higher order than some places, I guess. Ashley fits right in with that concept for me.

 

[xraygogs]

Not only this, but Ashley is a SUPER nice girl too!! Really knows how to make you relax and blissfully forget about your troubles!

 

[Pussyman]

An Angel At Penthouse

Ashley Dear Ash,
A gal with lots of class,
She is quite the looker,
And that's why I must book her,
But first I must get me some cash.

Have a great weekend Gorgeous.

 

[ashley]

I feel like a million bucks.You all are,so perfect in every way.

 

[candyman]

Re: An Angel At Penthouse

Ashley Dear Ash,
A gal with lots of class,
She is quite the looker,
And that's why I must book her,
But first I must get me some cash.

I categorically deny that I am giving Pussyman poetry lessons in exchange for him allowing me to sit in as a voyeur on his sessions with Ashley..

"He's learning this stuff on his own,
Causing me to moan and groan.
I sure hope he's better with the girls,
Than making up these poetry twirls"

 

[Pussyman]

Don't Be Cruel

I categorically deny that I am giving Pussyman poetry lessons in exchange for him allowing me to sit in as a voyeur on his sessions with Ashley..

"He's learning this stuff on his own,
Causing me to moan and groan.
I sure hope he's better with the girls,
Than making up these poetry twirls"

Ah come on now Candyman. It wasn't that bad. You have to remember I'm still a novice at this poetry thing and at least give me an A for effort. Maybe I need a few lessons at the hands of "The Master"

"Try to take the pebble from my hand Grasshopper"

 

[wolverine]

Dammit, where the hell was candyman when I needed help with my Melanie "oompa-loompa" review?

 

[candyman]

Dammit, where the hell was candyman when I needed help with my Melanie "oompa-loompa" review?

LOL, wolfie!! I promise to help with your next..uh,..er..magnum opus, or shall I say, lend you a helping hand??

Shall I sing the praises of Melanie,
When, between her thighs,
I had a blinding epiphany,
And amidst her cries and sighs,
I......

(wolvie, you gotta supply the rest
If you wanna pass the poet's test)..

 

[Pussyman]

I'll do it for him

Shall I sing the praises of Melanie,
When, between her thighs,
I had a blinding epiphany,
And amidst her cries and sighs,
I......reached the heights of Extasy.

(wolvie, you gotta supply the rest
If you wanna pass the poet's test)..

 

[candyman]

Re: Don't Be Cruel

Ah come on now Candyman. at least give me an A for effort. "Try to take the pebble from my hand Grasshopper"

LOL, P-man, you get a big A for effort. Now let's see if Wolfie can supply another line, or an alternate ending..

Looks like we're tag-teaming Ashley..I hope she don't be minding the piling on...

 

[wolverine]

Shall I sing the praises of Melanie,
When, between her thighs,
I had a blinding epiphany,
And amidst her cries and sighs,
I......reached the heights of Extasy
A hot babe in orgasmic highs
Is every guy's lasting fantasy.

 

[candyman]

Shall I sing the praises of Melanie,
When, between her thighs,
I had a blinding epiphany,
And amidst her cries and sighs,
I......reached the heights of Extasy
A hot babe in orgasmic highs
Is every guy's lasting fantasy.

Yo' Grasshopper, a BIG A for effort..

I hope it gets you a bigger O with Melanie and Ashley. That way, you can have wolverine as your new handle..

 

[sonic77]

Ashley is no longer around and I am dying without her already.

 

[xraygogs]

So did Ashley retire from Penthouse as well as Perb???