Andrew Dan Jumbo WOWOWOWOWOW

[carlotta]

Is at the Vancouver Home & Garden Show TODAY!!!! Okay in my world HE'S A GOD **giggle** He is there today... 3 p.m. I am SO THERE! Carlotta

http://www.bchomeandgardenshow.com/visitors/stage.htm

 

[Very Veronica]

dan jumbo is da man

Me and you both, hun...maybe we should go down a show him some extra special vancouver hospitality?

Nothing better than a man who can hammer all day long.

 

[carlotta]

Perhaps a...

Veronica - ANDREW - Carlotta...

Sandwich!!!



Carlotta

 

[Very Veronica]

That'll be one jumbo dog with some mighty sweet buns. Mmm...i'll take mine with lots of mayo, please.

 

[Hairball]

How about a Hairball sandwich?? Hmmmm!! Just doesn't sound the same

 

[chuck1561]

That'll be one jumbo dog with some mighty sweet buns. Mmm...i'll take mine with lots of mayo, please.

you mean you'd rather have

this

instead of

I can BUFF up

if you want me to

ps Veronica , I can wear a tool belt and bring a nail gun to our next encounter if it will help any

 

[hitrack]

Homers "man boobs" kick ass!!!

 

[Jumbo Cerutoe]

He was interviewed on channel 13 this morning, it was easy to tell that the female interviewer was totally wet. He has a lot of charisma.

 

[therealrex]

He's totally gay

 

[carlotta]

Andrew is so notttttttttt...

gay...

I will say this once...

All the "HENS" on here should have went to hear him speak... After he spoke... He stayed for autographs... Answered questions... & when I left the line up was 150 WOMEN long... How many of you "HENS" would stay around AND be nice, accomendating (signing autographs, answering questions, letting women give you "pecks on the cheek" **ahem**) & smile all the way through?

Oh & his t-shirt of choice was hilarious BUSH AGAIN??????

Yeppers me a fan FOREVER!!!

Oh & I gave him my business card Will get back to you on that man-wich meal If its truly a JUMBO hahahaha

Carlotta

P.S. Veronica is a BABE!!!!!!!! She is totally hilarious & omg IF you only **knew** what she was doing while I am writing this... Y'all "HENS" would be following her to do the same thing!!!! (Right Veronica????)

 

[Very Veronica]

celeb carpenter v/s hot esthetician

Wish i could've stayed and had andrew sign a body part but alas, had to spread my legs for a gorgeous brunette and her pulsing gun on my most tender skin...and at $200 for a half hour, i got an interesting insight into how you pooners feel.

Great to meet you too, Carlotta...i think andrew should bring you along on his tour for some sexy female comedic relief! The poor husbands in the audience sure were smiling at you, girlfriend.

 

[chuck1561]

Wish i could've stayed and had andrew sign a body part but alas, had to spread my legs for a gorgeous brunette and her pulsing gun on my most tender skin...and at $200 for a half hour, i got an interesting insight into how you pooners feel.

did either of you call out my name or anything Ok Ok just wishful thinking on my part..LOL

 

[Very Veronica]

You know Carlotta, the sexiest thing about Andrew for me was when he corrected his grammar...a hunkalicious wordsmith...sigh.

 

[carlotta]

really?????????

he was TALKING???????????????????????????

wow did not notice hahahahahahaha

all i was thinking about was shirt OFF shirt OFF

or

wow what beautiful babies we would make; right skin tone, his height, my striking blue eyes, his shoulders, my curves, his slim hips, my canadian humour "eh", oh my BIG butt HAHAHAHAH (he did have a flat ass HAHAHAHA) omg i gave him a physical FLAW?

oh you missed it in the autograph session afterwards... him in his english accent making fun of all the "eh's" coming at him hahahahaha what is this "eh" thing? y'all keep on saying

omg I was literally ROFL'g

oh AND...

I KISSED HIM

no DFK from this girl ever AGAIN hahahahahaha

I told him I was a Vancouver city "TOUR GUIDE" night time tours my specialty I gave him my business card OMG lol

The dreams I will have tonight **SMILE**

worthy of the skytrain yeppers

great meeting you too short tho... you owe me a bailey's for skippin' out

Carlotta

 

[bigguy]

chukles

You live in perpetual "lustful optimism." I would usually say: "Don't change." But, I just know you won't, probably until your last breath. Stay the course as something has to eventually "fall off the cart," so as to speak. That would be roadkill and you could TOTALLY have your way with "it" just like a hungry fox (weasel, badger or dingo). Devito would be proud of you!!

bigguy

 

[chuck1561]

You live in perpetual "lustful optimism." I would usually say: "Don't change." But, I just know you won't, probably until your last breath. Stay the course as something has to eventually "fall off the cart," so as to speak. That would be roadkill and you could TOTALLY have your way with "it" just like a hungry fox (weasel, badger or dingo). Devito would be proud of you!!

bigguy

why Thank-you BG ..We all should have our dreams and fantasies..what makes the world go 'round
but at least if I am able to book an appt with one of the lovely ladies I may have a chance to make one come true even if only for a an hour or two (hers ofcourse)

 

[Cock Throppled]

If anyone knows jumbo - it's carlotta.

 

[carlotta]

yes...

after meeting Andrew i do "know" JUMBO... ohhhhhhhhh i knew adJUMBO in my dreams... last night... as oh wow, he's IN my shower... oh wow... he's testing the bedsprings... oh wow... he fixing my deck, shirtless AT LAST!!! yes, forever more, i will "know" adJUMBO... & it's all good!!! & his scent will linger forever... he wears an awesome cologne!!!

carlotta